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Atheism Memes

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Orphia Nay said:
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This is the same guy that got angry because someone called him a "bibliophile."

If I recall correctly, he's also the infamous "banana man."
 
Orphia Nay said:
Yep! :) He also sent cards to old people asking them to predict the day they'll die.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10684299

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All of which makes his comeuppance in the pic even more enjoyable.
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Even better...here's a Christian website that considers Ray Comfort to be a tool of the devil, and denounces him quite strongly for his theological views (not that the theological views of these people have any greater merit). In this case, it's the battle between those who believe a Christian can lose their salvation, and those who believe that once you become a Christian, you cannot lose your salvation.

It's a hilarious debate, as both sides use tons of scriptures to 'prove' their position, and declare their opponents to be deceivers. (For the record, Ray Comfort is in the "once saved, always saved" or OSAS camp, meaning that once a person becomes a Christian, they could commit any evil and still not lose their salvation, they are guaranteed of going to Heaven)
 
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Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaug

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic.
 
There've been some great contributions to the thread since I last looked in, but this one's my favourite
Brainache said:
OMG. There's Star Trek Apocrypha? I hope there's a creed, dogma and schisms as well.

Can't wait til one day someone digs up the Neutral Zone Scrolls and the whole canon needs to be reassessed...
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God Loves Dick
(Now in verse!)


If you are a male with smashed balls or no wiener
You cannot praise God, disappointed believer
It's important you have intact male features
God loves dick! God loves dick!

He loves it so much that he must ask a favor
Come on, whip it out, and sharpen your razor
Now lop a piece off—Be steady, don't waver
God loves dick! God loves dick!

Having a dick grants you special authority,
Dominion, preeminence, higher priority
Subjugate women, for they are your property
God loves dick! God loves dick!

All scripture was written by God-fearing males
The poetry, songs, and morality tales
All of it speaks to one important detail
God loves dick! God loves dick!

A dick is important in the swearing of oaths
So cradle my balls, be sure you're cupping them both
And swear to the Lord, just repeat, "On my troth."
God loves dick! God loves dick!

If the heavenly kingdom's where you want to be
As God has revealed, there's only one guarantee
You must be a man of pure virginity
God loves dick! God loves dick!

In his image God made us on the sixth day
And God is just like us in every way
If some are born gay, God himself might be gay
God loves dick! God loves dick!

We're not making this up, it's all there in the Book
Go on, fetch your Bible, open it, have a look
No context is needed for the verses we took
God loves dick! God loves dick!
 
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