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Astrological fun and games

Dr Adequate, honestly did not get the doctorate from your handle. I'm not going further in these readings because that's the sign of a cold reader, but I am going to with yours. Natal chart doesn't predict the future but it does predict aptitude. You've got a chilly singleton for your Moon, your emotional center, so maybe you aren't feeling the desire for it, but you will feel more complete with it. You need a partner for emotional fulfillment. That's a thing that applies to everyone so it's not whizbang profound, but with your chart it really does apply. You just have to reach out your hand, you've got the luckiest configuration there is falling in your houses of self and appearance, romance and sex. Take advantage. You can ignore your chart but you won't be happy.

I'm an honest astrologer--best configuration for researcher is something having to do with Scorpio. You've got Neptune in Sagittarius in the house of career--that's not the sign of a researcher uncovering secrets, it's the sign of an explorer. So I'm off there.
 
Ok, let's give this a shot. Perhaps this will tell me if the Cards will win the World Series this year.

Male. Oct 20, 1975. Mexico City, Mexico. 11:50AM.
 
Hello it's Ashles here. I'm at home now so I can go through in depth and I will be as fair as I can with the reading.

Sorry I've mucked up the pasting. I'll post again in a minute.
 
That would be hard to prove, but yes, that would work. Actually with that sort of thing there's already proof, but I'm guessing not rigorous enough to win the million. For example, very rare to find top athletes with Mars in Pisces.

According to astrology, personality traits of people born at the same time in the same hospital would be like those of twins, very similar.

Astrology is very iffy because people have free will of course. For example, I've got a yod. Would never have admitted in my twenties that I was out of the ordinary, but boing, suddenly chucked all my striving to be normal and am now writing a book on an orgasmic diet for women and am Wiccan. The yod will out, one way or another.

The difference between your chart and Ashles is that he is a natural public speaker, good for career. You are charming in everything you do, not just public speaking--any kind of speaking, especially talking to women. The career is guesswork, the personality trait is in your chart.
 
Marrena,

Is there and chance you could do a work up of one of these

Atlanta, Georgia
January 15 1929
11:21 am standard

Staten Island, New York
December 18, 1980
12:00 pm standard

Seattle, Washington
Oct 28, 1955
9:15 pm standard

Cincinnati, Ohio
Nov 12, 1934
4:40 pm standard

None of these are my birth date/place. But I think I'd be able to tell you for sure if they were accurate or not.
 
Eleatic Stranger, I need an accurate time for yours. 2:00 am is probably approximate. You've got very pronounced singleton and I need to know better where it falls. Where it's falling now indicates serious illness involving the reproductive organs or being a sexual healer of some sort, highly unlikely considering the nature of this board, although you do have moon in Pisces.
 
Marrena said:
Dr Adequate, honestly did not get the doctorate from your handle.

Fair 'nuff. You can score one for that.


I'm not going further in these readings because that's the sign of a cold reader, but I am going to with yours. Natal chart doesn't predict the future but it does predict aptitude. You've got a chilly singleton for your Moon, your emotional center, so maybe you aren't feeling the desire for it, but you will feel more complete with it.

I hate being single. Bah! And if I should be looking for someone who wants to be spanked, that's REALLY going to narrow the field.


You've got Neptune in Sagittarius in the house of career--that's not the sign of a researcher uncovering secrets, it's the sign of an explorer. So I'm off there.

If you think about it, so very, very few people are explorers, as such, in a Dr Livingstoney sort of way, that you're almost always going to be off with that one. Maybe now that there's hardly anywhere to discover, they do something else. Did Armstrong, Aldrin or Collins have Neptune in Saggitarius? They're the most recent people I can think of who clearly deserve the title "explorer".

BTW, how does judicial astrology work out for someone standing on the Moon? Not the world's most urgent question, I know.
 
Where it's falling now indicates serious illness involving the reproductive organs or being a sexual healer of some sort, highly unlikely considering the nature of this board, although you do have moon in Pisces.

Uh oh, if I were you'd I'd keep my fingers crossed and hope you get sex healing powers
:D
 
Okay let's go again.

Oh man, this does sound like a cold reading considering the context of the board. Of course anyone regular here is going to be highly educated. Maybe better if I did the chart of friends.
It's easier with friends obviously because you already know something about them

Anyhow, Ashles your chart (I'm assuming it's your chart)
You shouldn't have assumed that - it's my girlfriend's. You said it could be for anyone, and you hadn't mentioned gender at that point, although I'm not sure why that should be relevant. Just for comparison I will also indicate how closely the reading relates to me.

is pretty straightforward which is actually on the unusual side. So Sun, Moon, rising sign apply. You've got your Sun in the ninth house, the house of higher education, philosophy and travel.
Both I and my girlfriend have degrees. We are both interested in Travel but I have travelled more extensively. I am quite interested in Philosophy, but my girlfriend isn't

Damn, even that sounds like a cold reading because travel could be deduced from the birthplace.
True. Do you perhaps sometimes add some predictions in almost automatically from other knowledge? I'll come back to that

Okay, ignoring travel, certainly that's a person who is college educated, and probably something philosophical or idea or art based rather than engineering.
She is college educated, but her degree was in Information Management, whereas mine was in Experimental Psychology. Goven the two subjects mine would perhaps be a closer hit.

Libra is the sign of ideas and beauty.
My girlfriend is certainly beautiful, but I'm the one who writes, and have had a films shown on TV in the UK. A good 'hit' for me.

Excellent chart for a professor, especially with Mercury, the planet of communication so close to the midheaven, point of fame and career success (also in Libra). Not quite a conjunction, but almost. Silver-tongued would apply to this person. People listen when you speak. If you aren't a professor, you should be.
I can't really see this as a hit at all. My girlfriend has never had any interest in being a teacher or professor. I considered taking a masters for about a week, but that's the closest I can get

Not to get too personal, but you've got four planets in your eighth house too. That's the house of other people's money, life, death and regeneration, but it's basically the house of sex.
Okay there's quite a lot of stuff here. We both work in creating pitchbook presentations (I really can't say there is much design involved - we create them to a strict corporate style - but I am very good with Photoshop), but it is for a bank so you could count the 'other people's money' as a hit. Life death and regeneration? I don't know what any of that would be relating to in particular. The house of sex? Whoa there!

Having Pluto the planet of sex, conjuncting Jupiter, the lucky planet in your 8th house has got to be good. You've also got Mars, the planet of ambition, aggression and sex drive there,
Both of us are really not very ambitious at all. We really like our jobs and I write in my spare time. Never send it off though. I'm obviously not going to discuss any details of my sex life here!

along with Uranus, planet of the freaky and unusual. They're all in Virgo, which is the most virginal zodiac sign which should make for an interesting combination, I'm guessing could produce pretty strong neurotic tendencies.
I wouldn't really say so, but she does like cleaning a lot more than me. Not sure if that's particularly zodiac related though

You've also got an extremely tight quincunx between Jupiter and your Aries (dominant) Saturn, only two minutes.
Why thank you! I try to work out.:D

That's the angle of obsession. BTW Saturn is in your third house, house of communication--could mean an obsession with talking about sex.
No, I'm British

Not only that, you have Venus and Neptune in Scorpio in your house of career. Scorpio is the sign of sex and uncovering secrets. Actually would also be good for a professor involved with research. Also a good chart for a writer, especially a fiction writer.
This would be an excellent hit for me. It's not for my girlfriend though, she doesn't write.

Your chart ruler is Saturn because you are Capricorn rising. Capricorn rising is the way you appear to others and how you deal with them. Well here is not a cold reading, you are one of the posters friendly to believers,
This is one of the things that you have deduced from me directly (and Hypnopsi might disagree) but if I had announced it as a hit straight away would you have admitted that you hadn't got this from the chart? Be honest, do you sometimes do that with friends? I'm not being mean, I'm sure you believe this, but sometimes we might add that extra bit of knowledge and declare it a hit, almost automatically

but Capricorn is the most skeptical and pragmatic of signs.
This is a distinct non-hit as I am the skeptical one and my girlfriend is quite the opposite. Was this from the chart or was it based on my previous posts, because as it stands it is really incorrect.

Career comes easy to you.
Thos is true of me and my girlfiend.

People perceive you as practical, competent and no-nonsense.
This is reasonably truw of both of us, although we can both be very impractical quite often. Semi-hit

Your Taurus moon is also an earth sign, adding to the practical nature. Your moods are stable (aside from sexual interest) and you are loyal in love.
I would say my moods are a little more stable than my girlfriends, but this could just be male chauvanism. We are both very loyal in love. Hits, but again, better for me.

With Saturn as your chart ruler, the most important thinig to you is dominance in communication
Not really true for either of us. Unless you count forum boards, in which case, probably a hit for me

Sorry, this chart reading is an awkward one to respond to. Maybe someone else's, your chart was a little unusual in that respect.

Thanks for the reading, but in conclusion it was probably more correct for me than my girlfriend, and still not nearly correct enough that it was particularly better than chance. Other posters have also seen how my reading could apply to them, and similarly I've seen lots of things on other readings that applied really well to me.
My details, just for the record are - 05 February 1972, midday (exactly) Barnstaple, Devon. It might be interesting for you to do that one now, and compare it to what you now know about me.
Cheers,
Ash
 
Doesn't work that way, it's not fate. He gets to pick one or the other, if that is in fact his birth time. Me, I'd pick sexual healer if I were him.

Onto Blondin. Insufferable. Well, maybe not, but he's got a Sun singleton, that means the rest of his chart is practically obliterated. First the other stuff--heavy ninth house, like everyone here--highly educated. Aries rising, always has to be first, very aggressive and male. Sensitive point on your chart, very interesting, you don't have the heavy Capricorn-Virgo influence that everyone else here has, but you have a Jupiter corner of a loose T-square sitting in your 12th house. Sorry for the astrological jargon, but that's a fascinating placement involving your attitude towards the supernatural and spiritual. It's hidden in you, brings conflict and struggle, but also good luck. But I digress. Back to Sun singleton, it's on the Gemini/Cancer cusp so I'm going to suck at this, but I've got to say that's a placement for someone with an incredibly restless mind. You must be attached at the hip to the Internet, unless you job somehow involves ceaseless activity and learning, multitasking and endless talking. You drive talking on your cellphone. Moody and apt to take umbrage too, easily slighted. Chart says traditional career though, or at least traditional ambition. Very ambitious in career, very strong drive to succeed. Pluto in Scorpio in the 8th house has got to be amazing, but I've talked enough about sex in this thread I think. I'll just say I'm guessing you drive your girlfriends nuts but they keep coming back for more.
 
Marrena,

I think you are very good. Certainly as good as many newspaper astrologers.

Obviously I don't know how accurate you are but that is not what it is about. If you wanted to know how accurate you are there are many simple undeniable tests to show if you have a gift or not.

However astrology is not about being accurate it is about, as you title the thread, fun and games. Your readings are fun and will convince many gullible people.
 
QUOTE]Where it's falling now indicates serious illness involving the reproductive organs or being a sexual healer of some sort, highly unlikely considering the nature of this board, although you do have moon in Pisces.[/QUOTE]
Uh oh, if I were you'd I'd keep my fingers crossed and hope you get sex healing powers
Doesn't work that way, it's not fate. He gets to pick one or the other, if that is in fact his birth time. Me, I'd pick sexual healer if I were him.
I don't understand. You said he gets to pick, how is that done. I don't understand how he gets to choose whether he becomes the next Don Juan or comes down with syphilis. Is it possible to do both?
 
Hmm, yes and no. Actually you are in some ways a better fit for Dr. Adequate's chart--film is ruled by Neptune and he's got it in the house of career.

I'm glad you told me in such detail, makes me a better astrologer. Now when I see Aries Saturn as chart ruler in the third house and I say, "Dominance in communication is the most important thing" I can associate that with getting a degree in Information Technology and making presentations to banks (Saturn rules banks). But it could be a lot of other things too, that's why astrology is maddening. Still I'm going to count this as another strike out, I'm way beyond three.
 
Marrena said:


JPK--Most obvious thing about your chart is you have no fire, except on your descendant, which hardly counts. I'm the same way, no fire in my chart. You have low energy, very low energy. Your body is very lethargic, people may accuse you of being lazy, but you're not. Not good at athletics, find it hard to get noticed. Overweight too. You are attracted to fiery vivacious people on a fundamental level. You need to be around them so their energy rubs off on you.
Interesting. Whereas I would say I am overweight now, mostly do to my position forcing me behind a desk more then ever, the rest of this begining of the read would be completly opposite of how I'm usually described. My family, friends and employees, say I'm annoyingly energenic. I've always been that way. When wasn't working the hours I do now I was very active in sports, now my down time is spent either Geocahing (hiking using global positioning sensors) or cooking for friends, my favorite hobby.
As far as who I surround myself whith, I have very few close friends who run the gambit from fiery to pretty much sloth.

Marrena said:

You completely make up for this by your tremendous mental energy. It's just in your nature to talk, to communicate, very agile and active mind.

You are emotionally reserved and cool, but loyal and passionate with the right person. Oh man, that does sound like a cold reading, but I don't know how else to put it.

This is right on the money. I manage an auto parts distribution center and am directly in touch with a wide customer base. Very difficult to get me worked up one way or the other.

Marrena said:


Your career could go one of three ways. Hopefully you are involved somehow with traditional healing of the unfortunate. Either you are a healer, perhaps a psychiatrist or social worker, or you are involved in a conservative industy somehow connected with healing, financial worker for a hospital, etc., or your career has bad luck and illness connected with it. Sorry.

Day-to-day non-career work involves--I think it's connected. Counselor or therapist. Another option would be rock musician, but that's not exactly a day-by-day, pay the bills sort of job.

No, looking at the whole chart you are some kind of counselor.


As I stated, for the past 18 years, I've been a manager in automotive retail/wholesale/service. Before that I worked for a sound/temp power company, where I started out at the bottom and within 6 months was the foreman of the place. Counselor or Therapist is pretty much what being a manager of 30 people and over 200 customers is. I worked with rock musicians enough to know not to be one. :)

But thanks for the reading.

JPK
 
However astrology is not about being accurate it is about, as you title the thread, fun and games. Your readings are fun and will convince many gullible people
Still it is fun.:D Even if you don't believe in it, its still enjoyable to test it. As long as you don't take it seriously.

Example: Me and 2 friends were messing with a Ouji board. None of us believed in it. Me and my friend Brianna closed out eyes and asked "Is Bri gay"? She's not, but it was kind of a running joke. The piece moved around the table and stopped. It landed on "Bye". At it took a second for us to realize what that $10 piece of cardboard was telling us.
 
Are you able to do one of the dates I've provided. I know you are getting asked this allot, so i don't want to be a pest.


Atlanta, Georgia
January 15 1929
11:21 am standard

Staten Island, New York
December 18, 1980
12:00 pm standard

Seattle, Washington
Oct 28, 1955
9:15 pm standard

Cincinnati, Ohio
Nov 12, 1934
4:40 pm standard
 
Lothian said:
Obviously I don't know how accurate you are but that is not what it is about. If you wanted to know how accurate you are there are many simple undeniable tests to show if you have a gift or not.

What are they? Some kind of astrology tests? There is no psychic test, not one that works. Too unpredictable and sensitive. If there were one that worked, Randi's million would be gone by now.
 

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