Astral War

[Orphia Nay]

just a lamp? i have never tried this before;p) what color is the light in it? could you describe the lamp and what is around it pls

Did you know what was around the priests you "destroyed" and what they looked like?

 

[AstralWar]

Did you know what was around the priests you "destroyed" and what they looked like?

No I do not. But it is documented somewhere about them. What they was doing and where. there was 6 I was the SEVENTH

 

[Irish Murdoch]

No I do not. But it is documented somewhere about them. What they was doing and where. there was 6 I was the SEVENTH

Let's turn our attention to the lamp, shall we? That's the test. (Of course, it may be an unfair test, as possibly Astral War can't do lamps. But we shall see.)

Are you ready, Astral War? Just let me know when you're done. If you need any more info before you try, do let me know.

 

[amb]

About time for a great ? What do you want me to do arthwoilipot? What are your wishes? Some that you want to happen. Try also to pick something in the world that all may witness as well as something for yourself;p)

The pope will soon be in Australia and he's bringing a coffin with him with a long dead saint of some kind in it.
How about ''smiting'' the guy in the funny outfit and hat and resurect the poor sucker in the coffin?
That will no doubt cause us all to sit up and take notice.

 

[arthwollipot]

The pope will soon be in Australia and he's bringing a coffin with him with a long dead saint of some kind in it.
How about ''smiting'' the guy in the funny outfit and hat and resurect the poor sucker in the coffin?
That will no doubt cause us all to sit up and take notice.

I would suggest that it's probably not a good idea to encourage AstralWar to cause harm to a living being. But I would accept AstralWar making His Holiness' funny hat fall off during a big mass, while he's on television and being watched by thousands of people.

 

[amb]

I would suggest that it's probably not a good idea to encourage AstralWar to cause harm to a living being. But I would accept AstralWar making His Holiness' funny hat fall off during a big mass, while he's on television and being watched by thousands of people.

You're probably right, the guy could be crazy enough to do something stupid and tragic.
But if a strong gust of wind blows the puffy hat off the old geezer during this mass that's interfeering with race day at Randwick, AstralWars will take the credit.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Did you know what was around the priests you "destroyed" and what they looked like?

No I do not. But it is documented somewhere about them. What they was doing and where. there was 6 I was the SEVENTH

1. So what makes you think that knowing what the lamp & its surroundings look like will help you tip it over?

2. Do you have any evidence that the priests were destroyed?

 

[amb]

1. So what makes you think that knowing what the lamp & its surroundings look like will help you tip it over?

2. Do you have any evidence that the priests were destroyed?

Knowing what the lamp and surroundings look like will help enormously with the vibes and concentration to enable AW to tip it over.
It's like a charlatan medium needs a piece of clothing or similar to help find the missing victim.

I haven't heard of any priests been destroyed, but have heard of many children been destroyed by priests.

 

[Loss Leader]

Several points of clarification and an apology:

Earlier in this thread, I claimed to have destroyed Astral War using my Dark Energy on the astral plane. I offered as evidence the fact that Astral War was no longer posting in the thread.

Since then, an individual using Astral War's account has made several posts on this thread including at least one that threatened my life.

Was I wrong? Was I joking? Was I lying?

Neither of the three.

In fact, I have destroyed Astral War on the astral plane just as I claimed. It so happens that destroying a person's astral projection does not hurt him on the physical plane. It does not even hurt his mind (such as it is). All that it does it forever eradicate that person's "astral" self; his ability to project onto that plane of existence.

So, even though I succeeded, Astral War's real body and mind remain unharmed. However, everything that he posts about being able to project astrally is a complete lie. He no longer has that power. I robbed him of it now and for all time. He is just a regular person and there is no longer anything the least bit special about him. Astral War may be unable to accept this. He may actually delude himself into believing it's not true. But there is no doubt about it. I have killed his astral powers forever. Deep, deep in his heart, he knows this.

Even now, I am keeping each of you from reaching the astral plane. I supress your innate abilities because it amuses me. And, frankly, there's really nothing else to do in the astral dimension.

Your loyalty is neither requested nor required. I want no followers, no believers, no suplicants. I mearly ask for your attention for these few short words and your forgiveness if I failed to make myself clear before.

Please ignore Astral War's claims. He has no superpowers whatsoever. He is ordinary. And the sooner he comes to terms with this, the healthier and happier he will be.

Yours in Astralchrist,

LL

 

[Locknar]

LL - Classic!

 

[Irish Murdoch]

Astral War may be unable to accept this. He may actually delude himself into believing it's not true. But there is no doubt about it. I have killed his astral powers forever. Deep, deep in his heart, he knows this.

Well how's he going to knock my lamp over now?!

 

[Solus]

Astralwar = owned

 

[ExMinister]

Huh, well, glad that's over. Nice work, LL. Who has the beer?

 

[Loss Leader]

LL - Classic!

The nominate button has been moved but is still easily located.

 

[Locknar]

The nominate button has been moved but is still easily located.

Somehow, I feel strangely compelled...must resist.... Yes my Lord, so it is ordered so it is done *lol*

 

[arthwollipot]

Does that mean that no-one's going to destroy my cult now?

Hmm. I'll have to check with Shmulo about this.

 

[Dancing David]

First You Need To Deal Wit Me Finish What You Say You Started.

There Was No Need For Me To Post Anything Cause I Made You Post It For Me You Idiot With Your Frist Sentece;p)

You will enter the abode of the circle of doom shall by daybreak

Grafitti my brother alleged to have read in a Texas bathroom in 1967


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The mystic phrase have been incanted, bnow we commence the Dance of Purity

'You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your right foot ina and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about...'

 

[Dancing David]

One cult started with a C. Cult of C. can not remember the name

Corporate Cuthulu Crusaders?

 

[AstralWar]

several Points Of Clarification And An Apology:

Earlier In This Thread, I Claimed To Have Destroyed Astral War Using My Dark Energy On The Astral Plane. I Offered As Evidence The Fact That Astral War Was No Longer Posting In The Thread.

Since Then, An Individual Using Astral War's Account Has Made Several Posts On This Thread Including At Least One That Threatened My Life.

Was I Wrong? Was I Joking? Was I Lying?

Neither Of The Three.

In Fact, I Have Destroyed Astral War On The Astral Plane Just As I Claimed. It So Happens That Destroying A Person's Astral Projection Does Not Hurt Him On The Physical Plane. It Does Not Even Hurt His Mind (such As It Is). All That It Does It Forever Eradicate That Person's "astral" Self; His Ability To Project Onto That Plane Of Existence.

So, Even Though I Succeeded, Astral War's Real Body And Mind Remain Unharmed. However, Everything That He Posts About Being Able To Project Astrally Is A Complete Lie. He No Longer Has That Power. I Robbed Him Of It Now And For All Time. He Is Just A Regular Person And There Is No Longer Anything The Least Bit Special About Him. Astral War May Be Unable To Accept This. He May Actually Delude Himself Into Believing It's Not True. But There Is No Doubt About It. I Have Killed His Astral Powers Forever. Deep, Deep In His Heart, He Knows This.

Even Now, I Am Keeping Each Of You From Reaching The Astral Plane. I Supress Your Innate Abilities Because It Amuses Me. And, Frankly, There's Really Nothing Else To Do In The Astral Dimension.

Your Loyalty Is Neither Requested Nor Required. I Want No Followers, No Believers, No Suplicants. I Mearly Ask For Your Attention For These Few Short Words And Your Forgiveness If I Failed To Make Myself Clear Before.

Please Ignore Astral War's Claims. He Has No Superpowers Whatsoever. He Is Ordinary. And The Sooner He Comes To Terms With This, The Healthier And Happier He Will Be.

Yours In Astralchrist,

Ll

Are You Serious Comeon Your Nothing On The Plane Really You Are Weak I Was Hoping A Real Battle With All The Yapping And Gumflappin You Did 4

Just Recently I Was Told I Need To Live More In This Body That I Live To Much On The Plane There Is Nothing You Can Do Or Anyone Else That Will Make Me Stay Within This Body While I Use This Body;p)

I Love Dark Energy Give Me More I Want More Either You Will Send It My Way Or I Will Have My Way With It And Take It From You The Choice Is Yours Loss Leader

Edited by chillzero: 

Amending member name. Do not change names to insult member.

You Have Made Choices In This Past Week As Well As For A Long Time Of Your Life It Is Time You Really Think About The Choices You Do And Make In The Time To Come

I Didn't Post Cause I Said I Prob Will Not And Gave A Free Invitiion I Am Glad You Steped Right Into My Trap Welcome To My World

 

[imjohn]

I'm sorry. Woo is boring.