Astral War

[Irish Murdoch]

I would rather you think of what you have always wanted something to be like or to change around you

I've always wanted my lamp to fall over.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

AstralWar, if I said that I had a certain object in a certain location in my home, do you think you could tell me what it is?

{hot reading}

A cigarette lighter. On a table.

{/hot reading}

 

[X]

I am not here for any test sorry X. when I do things i make them normal. I can do anything. There is nothing that is out of reach of my grasp. I mainly like to do things for others a lot.

A wise man once said that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

If you aren't willing to provide evidence sufficient to back up your remarkable claims, then I have no reason to believe said claims.

This just leaves me trying to decide whether you are here trolling for kicks, or are deluded.

 

[arthwollipot]

{hot reading}

A cigarette lighter. On a table.

{/hot reading}

No.

If AstralWar says that he might be able to do this, I will tell him what location this particular object is in. If he can then identify the object (it is distinctive), then I will be a long way towards accepting that he has unusual abilities.

 

[AstralWar]

You can do anything? Then why can't you affect the wind in a burst? Or change something? Your story mentions that you "tried" and asked if anything changed. Wouldn't you know something changed? Why would you need to keep trying?

It was not about keep trying. it was a process it started that day and went on a little while. I kept asking cause i wanted posts i wanted people to say yes it has changed. With some things you have no idea if anything changed at all;p) its really not about keep trying i tend to look at it like i started and didnt stop till it was done and i knew it was done


its not that simple to just give a burst at a certain moment certain time certain place its like this if wanted to alter the wind or add to it to austraila and me being in california i would need to have a constant flow from here to there constant its time think about it how long would it take for wind to pass here and keep going where would it end up and how long would it take with that in mind how would a burst out of nowhere occur ;p)

 

[AstralWar]

I've always wanted my lamp to fall over.

Why the lamp?

 

[AstralWar]

no sorry arth about that object thingy;p) how about your smoking lets take care of that pls when do you like to smoke the most? does it heat you up or cool you down when you smoke in any way.

 

[articulett]

I thought your powers were like, useful or something. What good are your powers if they can't at least stop people from smoking?

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Why the lamp?

Less metaphysics. More lamp knocking over.

 

[arthwollipot]

no sorry arth about that object thingy;p) how about your smoking lets take care of that pls when do you like to smoke the most? does it heat you up or cool you down when you smoke in any way.

I smoke periodically throughout the day. I have one cig when I get up in the morning, one on the way to work, one during my morning break, one during my afternoon break, two at lunchtime, one on my way home and another two or three during the evening before going to bed. No, I don't feel any warmer or any colder when I have a smoke.

And it's okay about identifying the object. I wouldn't want to try to test you on something that you don't claim that you can do. So - can you help me stop smoking? Can you reduce my desire to smoke?

 

[AstralWar]

what about when you dont work ;p) when is the next time you work on your way to work before you smoke your cig i would like you to try and taking your cigerate smell it a little bit and have your window all the way up when you do that then roll down your window and throw your cigerate out before you light it

 

[AstralWar]

when you dont smoke or put it off do you feel differantly temp wise

 

[amb]

I will not try to do the lamp. That is something i do not want. Arth I asked you what you wanted I will wait for that something with impact something great. Remember there are no limits Arth. Look at it as a gift to you and your new cult;p)

OK,forget the lamp. How about knocking over a toothpick? Surely that's not beyond your great astral powers. Should be a piece of cake for you.

 

[arthwollipot]

what about when you dont work ;p) when is the next time you work on your way to work before you smoke your cig i would like you to try and taking your cigerate smell it a little bit and have your window all the way up when you do that then roll down your window and throw your cigerate out before you light it

Hang on - that's not astral, that's just advice. You're supposed to be helping me on the astral plane! Can you give me any psychic help?

 

[Ladewig]

I would believe if you were to knock the Pope's hat to the ground and then make it magically jump up and land back on his head.

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Speaking of hats, a tip o' the hat to the moderators who placed this thread in the correct forum.


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ETA: Lastly, I just want to say: Don't high hat the Pope!

 

[arthwollipot]

Speaking of hats, a tip o' the hat to the moderators who placed this thread in the correct forum.

Actually, now that AstralWar has returned and has started responding to specific requests, I would argue that this no longer belongs in Humour. It was appropriate while we were just mucking about, but now we're getting more serious about AstralWar's claims.

 

[chillzero]

Actually, now that AstralWar has returned and has started responding to specific requests, I would argue that this no longer belongs in Humour. It was appropriate while we were just mucking about, but now we're getting more serious about AstralWar's claims.

you consider the answers serious?

roll down your window and throw your cigerate out before you light it

It was not about keep trying. it was a process it started that day and went on a little while. I kept asking cause i wanted posts i wanted people to say yes it has changed. With some things you have no idea if anything changed at all;p) its really not about keep trying i tend to look at it like i started and didnt stop till it was done and i knew it was done

I will not try to do the lamp. That is something i do not want.

when i do things i make them normal.

s/he's playing.

 

[arthwollipot]

you consider the answers serious?
s/he's playing.

Quite possibly. I could be just playing with a troll. But I've seen nuttier things on teh intarwebs...

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

when you dont smoke or put it off do you feel differantly temp wise

Less questions John Edward. More making Arth stop smoking.

 

[wahrheit]

you consider the answers serious?
s/he's playing.

Post #2 already indicated where this (astral) journey was headed.