Astral War

[arthwollipot]

Shmulo is tellling me that there is a great disappointment in store - the high-flying eagle will be downed and the great ships will sink. The sun will glint off the shields of the faithful while the cat yowls in darkness.

He's also asking for more beer.

 

[amb]

Anyone want to join my cult?
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/group.php?groupid=6

I just joined up.
But Arthi's cult sounds good as well. I like the beer and pizza nights he's offering. Very hard for me to ignore. Not to mention green is a very cool colour.

 

[arthwollipot]

Join my cult too! Shmulo is non-exclusive. So long as there's enough beer.

 

[amb]

Done. A couple of hundred more and you can claim tax free benefits.

 

[arthwollipot]

Only in the USA.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

I wasn't on Paul Bethke's blinding list so, just in case AstralWar's claims have some efficacy, I've joined Arth's cult and am crossing my fingers. My guess is that my fingers will cramp up before I either go blind or whatever it is that AW's claims to do to cults will happen.

 

[Empress]

I've joined. How soon before I'm Inner Circle, and get green robes? Just don't care for white.

(Small confession. I hate beer. But that means more for everyone else!)

 

[Aitch]

I'd join, but I'm not sure I'd want to join any cult that would have me as a member.

 

[Loss Leader]

Just to clarify - I am not asking for anyone to join any cult of any sort. I don't need worshipers. I have already completely dominated the astral plane, destroyed Astral War, and flooded the dimension with Black Energy.

My proof is Astral War's absense from this thread.

Organize yourselves however you like; you cannot defeat me.

 

[David Swidler]

LL, do you also want a prophet? I give special rates to fellow members of the tribe.

 

[KoihimeNakamura]

*Starts up the chevrons while handing out drills*

Well, we should be prepared! Remember! Your drill is the drill that will pierce the he-
...*mindcontrols the lawyers to leave me alone*-avens.

 

[Solus]

Just to clarify - I am not asking for anyone to join any cult of any sort. I don't need worshipers. I have already completely dominated the astral plane, destroyed Astral War, and flooded the dimension with Black Energy.

My proof is Astral War's absense from this thread.

Organize yourselves however you like; you cannot defeat me.

Now if you could do that with every new woo in all the other treads this forum would be a quieter place (and more boring place).

Ah, I see there's a reptilian astralwar going on too.

 

[arthwollipot]

Ah, I see there's a reptilian astralwar going on too.

That's the one we're doing, isn't it? I thought that one was ours.

 

[AstralWar]

hi, Astral War. I Just Quickly Wanted To Declare Myself Your Enemy And Dare You To Destroy Me. I Am Using Black Energy To Challenge You.

Great We Can Do This You Had Your Week And Failed

 

[arthwollipot]

Hi AstralWar! Glad to see you back. I wonder if you could address this unanswered question from the beginning of the thread:

Okay. Not one for the categories then. Would you say that you have an ability, skill, insight or understanding that other people do not appear to have?

Yes I do. What I meant was I can fit into so many Categories that there is no need for Me to be put in any 4 I am all;p)

Can you state in precise terms what is the ability/skill/insight/understanding you have that other people do not?

 

[AstralWar]

call Me When You Get To The Gray Areas.

I Love The Gray It's One Of My Favorites That I Use

 

[arthwollipot]

Also can you answer this as well? I'd really like to know, since now as you know I've got a cult of my own to worry about:

Can you give us an example of a cult that you destroyed? Can you tell us how you destroyed it? Did you kill its members?

 

[AstralWar]

Hmm. Well, my Spiral Energy is strong and my drill is ready!

I LAUGH AT YOUR SILLY CHALLENGE!

... now that that's over

I was asking if one could accidently do evil.

Yes of course;p)

 

[AstralWar]

next Week Sometime?

So If Anyone At All Who Has Posted In This Thread Feels The Least Bit Ill For Any Reason During A Seven Day Window, You'll Claim That As A Victory?

When A Us Soldier Is Being Shot At, Does He Call Out That He's Going To Return Fire Next Week Sometime?

Honestly, Aw, If You Have Any Power At All, Use It In A Definitive Manner At Your Earliest Opportunity. Otherwise, People May Dismiss You As A Crackpot.

To Repeat My Challenge, I Am Focussing All Of My Darkest Energy On Causing You Harm On The Astral Plane. Defend Yourself. If You Can.

No. In Fact Everyone Here Should Have Felt Great In This Last Week Not Sick Cause I Do Not Want Any Excuses I Only Want Everyones Best Attack. Trust Me I Will Get The Lazzlaff;p)

 

[AstralWar]

you Idiots Keep On Talking. While You've Been Posting Your Nonsense Here, I've Been Projecting My Black Energy Onto The Astral Plane. I've Already Completely Destroyed Astral War. Notice How He Doesn't Post Any Longer? That's Because I Gave Him A Thorough Astral Kicking.

And You're Next.

First You Need To Deal Wit Me Finish What You Say You Started.

There Was No Need For Me To Post Anything Cause I Made You Post It For Me You Idiot With Your Frist Sentece;p)