Come on, man, give me at least a little bit of a break. Lot's daughters (believing they were the only people left on earth) got him so drunk he didn't know what was happening.
Generis 19:33 - And the first-born went in, and lay with her father; and he knew not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:35 - And the younger arose, and lay with him; and he knew not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
Once again, your points are well-made without throwing in the hyperbole. Although, I agree with others. Nobody was really defending the Abrahamic God, just the meaning of the vague concepts of omnipotence and omnibenevolence.