April Stundie Nominations

FEMA/Federal Reserve/vaccine all-in-one woo...

showprofanity said:
FEMA is workin closely with the CDC and Federal Reserve to administer Tamiflu which is mercury to dull minds to suppress protests and cause distraction when the rest of the usa economy is robbed and collapsed and given to the Bernake criminal network. (Source)
 
Sweet Allah

This is not a nomination(as it is a thread,) but the comments in this story need some sort of collective, life-time achievement award.

For every comment I was about to nominate, there were six more that beat it.

http://www.infowars.com/swine-flu-is-deadly-mix-of-never-before-seen-viruses/


A brief survey of topics covered:


  • The Swine-Flu was released as an assassination attempt on Obama.
    The Swine-Flu was released in order to force Mexican cartel members to come out of hiding.
    The usual NWO stuff(wipe out the world's population, FEMA camps, Anti-vaccinations, etc..)
    There is no Swin-Flu, but wide spread metal poisonings.

And on.
 
Too long and almost certainly too old for the finals, but oh, my FSM ...




Link.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

What I love about this one is that he/she supposes that the evil conspiracy has the intelligence to create a hologram that affects millions of people and a device to control the weather with pin-point precision, yet they couldn't think of a simpler way to make it look like the towers were brought down by terrorists.

Very James Bond villian-esque.
 
Holograms are rad

What I love about this one is that he/she supposes that the evil conspiracy has the intelligence to create a hologram that affects millions of people and a device to control the weather with pin-point precision, yet they couldn't think of a simpler way to make it look like the towers were brought down by terrorists.

Very James Bond villian-esque.

Well, I can't figure out a simpler way. Can you?

Hologram or planes? I'd pick the hologram any day of the week.
 
dgslgfjksagdfjklsa lets us know why using Occam's Razor is the anti-scientific way to approach a problem.

occam's razor is precisely the kind of irrational assumption that is so prevalent in our backwards anti-scientific collective mindset. you can't draw conclusions until you do the experiment - this is the fundamental epiphany that underlies science.

Thanks CBC for letting me know what kind of people I share a country with. Source on page 34 with comments arranged first to last.
 
Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?
OT, but I'm beginning to think we may have to go with the "How few doesn't it involve?!". I'll see if I can find the thread, but a poster on DU implied that since all the Pentagon-eyewitness were "Good little Christians", they apparently had to join in on covering up a flyover :rolleyes:
 
Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...

knightbk said:
Swine Flu = We Sinful

I am sorry to report but most of you are going to be dead in the next 6 months.

Is anybody doing anything to plan for their death? I dug some holes in the back yard to help my family out, that way they can easily burry me without expending too much energy they will not have.

The NEW WORLD ORDER has won. We are all going to die and it will leave the world for Al Gore and his powerful elite friends to control, just like they want.

Any of you who survive will be turned into Slaves.


Link.
 
Ahhhh but what they fail to realise is that the NWO isn't going to kill them to get what they want, oh no.

The righteous do not fear death. No, the real weapon will be a virus which prevents the infected from going out into sunlight, it will take away their power of speech so that they can only communicate by typing, and their genitals will wither and atrophy.

Sadly, most 'truthers' won't notice the difference.
 
I think this qualifies.
I found a supporter of an old 'friend' of JREF, a certain Christopher who will be recognizable to many.

http://community.theblackvault.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=25&start=70
Third post from the top of the page.

It's kind of like this shot taken by Zafar. Lot's of people think it's the only one but that's not true, I have another from another angle. Asking what the image shows always causes a ridiculous argument to ensue. I heard every excuse in the book by those who trumpet the OFFICIAL THEORY.

The person who pushes this as a reinforced concrete core is called a mentally ill nut job He's hounded throughout the web by software/keyword programs from several diff sources. If he's nut's why not leave him to his own devices Who would be worried about anything a Nut thinks?

On page 10 and 11 of the thread we find that George Soros is the end all and be all boogey man behind 911.
I already said that I am not going mention his name on a forum. He goes after people and he has targeted online forums. Its in the news man, wake up!
So powerful and vengeful is G.S. that the two Ct's I have been dealing with are fearful to even post his name. I had to guess at who they were talking about and only caught on when one of them posted a pic which included Soros' name in it "properties".
 
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I think this qualifies.
I found a supporter of an old 'friend' of JREF, a certain Christopher who will be recognizable to many.

http://community.theblackvault.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=25&start=70
Third post from the top of the page.



On page 10 and 11 of the thread we find that George Soros is the end all and be all boogey man behind 911.

So powerful and vengeful is G.S. that the two Ct's I have been dealing with are fearful to even post his name. I had to guess at who they were talking about and only caught on when one of them posted a pic which included Soros' name in it "properties".

I wonder if he's like Biggie Smalls...hmmm, let's try it:

mirror.jpg


George Soros.



George Soros.



George Soros.



...Hmm, nothing happOH MY GOD ITS HIM! HELP! HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
Nomination withdrawn. Galileo is trolling too hard to deserve it.

I have to agree. Galileo's performance in the Bentham thread in the 9/11 Conspiracy section is pure trolling. He just states the exact same crap about Nanothermite time and time and time again, never answering objections. I am now convinced he is just doing this to get a rise out of people.
 
Breaking news from the David Icke Forums ...

knightbk said:
Swine Flu = We Sinful

I am sorry to report but most of you are going to be dead in the next 6 months.

Is anybody doing anything to plan for their death? I dug some holes in the back yard to help my family out, that way they can easily burry me without expending too much energy they will not have.

The NEW WORLD ORDER has won. We are all going to die and it will leave the world for Al Gore and his powerful elite friends to control, just like they want.

Any of you who survive will be turned into Slaves.


Link.


"ome holes"? Eek. I didn't know swine flu dismembered its victims.
 
I am sorry to report but most of you are going to be dead in the next 6 months.

Is anybody doing anything to plan for their death? I dug some holes in the back yard to help my family out, that way they can easily burry me without expending too much energy they will not have.

The NEW WORLD ORDER has won. We are all going to die and it will leave the world for Al Gore and his powerful elite friends to control, just like they want.

Any of you who survive will be turned into Slaves.


Proof that Alex Jones is hazardous to your mental health,since the "Elite Want To Kill Off All The Sheeple" BS is his stock in trade.

But his post goes to the top of my list for the April Stundie for the sheer insanity of it .
 
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Look, everybody, we have our first "Air Force One Flyover" no-planer:

padirishjun said:
Hi guys!!..i'm a newbie on here and this is my first post,although i do visit this site quite regularly to see what the latest gossip is unfolding around the world,so i hope i've done this post right...anyway i was sat here wondering what the presedntial plane controversy was all about...and then it occured to me ..what if this was a "project bluebeam" experiment!!...perhaps the plane was a "hologram",a version of project bluebeam,and they were expeimenting to see the reactions on the general public...and according to the MSM that was quite spontaneous....just a thought...what's your opinions on this??....further "project bluebeams"?????..........


Bolded part is the Stundie nomination.

From the opening post of this thread at the DI Forums.
 
I wonder if he's like Biggie Smalls...hmmm, let's try it:

[qimg]http://www.gwalia.org.au/mirror.jpg[/qimg]

George Soros.



George Soros.



George Soros.



...Hmm, nothing happOH MY GOD ITS HIM! HELP! HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of the Harry Potter character who's name I actually forget.:D

,,,and wasn't there a horror flick with a character called Candyman who would appear when his name was spoken?
 

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