April Stundie Nominations

[IMST]

I may vote for that one for the phrase "even likely," alone.

 

[Drudgewire]

Probably not a winner, but I can't resist.



Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?

Found here:

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1288804/8/

They should take it to the next level and claim the airplane parts were built into the Pentagon walls like the explosives were in the Towers as part of a very long-term plan.

 

[Travis]

Probably not a winner, but I can't resist.



Well, I guess you would call it thinking outside the box. How many more people does this involve?

Found here:

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1288804/8/

Someone needs to photoshop some Pentagon blueprints to show a "airplane evidence" room.

 

[Baylor]

The planes brought the towers down into their own footprints and the jews could not tell the difference between Nazis and Zionists because they are the same and always will be. There was paint in the offices of building #7 so it was the paint that brought it down. The Pied Piper loves debunkers of the truth that 9-11 was a PNAC, Skull and Bones Job. A trillion dollars spent on IRAQ and Afghanistan war almost 5000 US soldiers dead every body but the Bushwhackers say over a million Iraqis have been killed. Bow to the Bush Billionaire war Profiteers bow yee debunker bow...Left is Right and Right is fascist and Galelio is left go figure. debunkers, the human subspecies, are not worth spell checking for. Wallow in your war until it comes to the truth debunkers door...

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

 

[TJM]

I'm not sure. Has anyone ever nominated ULTIMA1 for a stundie? I think now's a good time.

but if you have already seen and read the classified version of the document, then why bother? You think they are suddenly going to declassify such damning evidence just for you?

TAM

Yes they have to by law. You do not know much about the FOIA sytem do you?

 

[JoeyDonuts]

They should take it to the next level and claim the airplane parts were built into the Pentagon walls like the explosives were in the Towers as part of a very long-term plan.

Due to military budget cutbacks, the spare parts storage at Andrews AFB was moved to the Pentagon.

"Sergeant! We need some hydraulic fluid, torque bolts, and a box of rivets. Take the Jeep to the Pentagon and load up."

 

[The Big Dog]

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

Hmm, I had it last night. The lads baseball coaches pass it out like it was bubble gum... oh wait...

 

[Uncle Vanya]

Due to military budget cutbacks, the spare parts storage at Andrews AFB was moved to the Pentagon.

"Sergeant! We need some hydraulic fluid, torque bolts, and a box of rivets. Take the Jeep to the Pentagon and load up."

Make sure the sgt. gets used hydraulic fluid and mangled torque bolts and rivets, we don't want any of this brand new shiny non-sense, we're in a recession!

 

[defaultdotxbe]

Make sure the sgt. gets used hydraulic fluid and mangled torque bolts and rivets, we don't want any of this brand new shiny non-sense, we're in a recession!

and a box of grid squares and some blinker fluid

 

[WildCat]

I recommend re-naming it the "Galileos".

 

[CptColumbo]

I want to warn everyone, Galileo has been posing as an inept 9/11 disinfo agent, to discredit the real disinfo agents.

Each of your posts is better than the next.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Boy, Galileo's on a roll this month. Here's a beautifully placed own goal from the Thermitic Pyrotechnics thread.

No, that is impossible. You can only ignite a thermite reaction with thermite.

So how do you ignite the thermite that ignites the thermite reaction?

Dave

 

[Caustic Logic]

Boy, Galileo's on a roll this month. Here's a beautifully placed own goal from the Thermitic Pyrotechnics thread.



So how do you ignite the thermite that ignites the thermite reaction?

Dave

The head chief carries an ever-burning thermite ember, wrapped in eucalyptus leaves and stuffed in a kangaroo-pouch-bag. It is a gift from the gods is all we ever needed to know...

of course!

 

[Dave Rogers]

The head chief carries an ever-burning thermite ember, wrapped in eucalyptus leaves and stuffed in a kangaroo-pouch-bag.

...which explains how the thermite in the rubble pile kept burning for 14 weeks! And this, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

Dave

 

[Sunstealer]

Boy, Galileo's on a roll this month. Here's a beautifully placed own goal from the Thermitic Pyrotechnics thread.



So how do you ignite the thermite that ignites the thermite reaction?

Dave

It's thermite all the way down!

 

[Mel Odious]

More Flight 93 nuttiness:

If the soil was so soft that it could swallow a plane whole, then those big heavy trucks wouldn't be driving around on it.

Link.

 

[Mel Odious]

Too long and almost certainly too old for the finals, but oh, my FSM ...

Maybe the clear blue sky everyone saw that day was a hologram that hid the real weather from view?

Holding that thought in mind, what would be the purpose of producing a false blue clear sky? would it not to be hiding perhaps a hurricane vortex so powerful that it was instrumental on the destruction of the towers?

Vortices are seen in nature all the time. Examples of these are tornados, and hurricanes. Use of vortex fields to compress the redistribute magnet field energy has been proven in theoretical work and in practical application. Dr. Ning Li's work has born fruit in this and has shown that a marginal weight loss attributed to spinning super conductive magnets. It does seem that the higher the rpm of the superconductor the higher the produced vortex field and the amplification of the gravity mass wave produced. Thus creating a marginal energy wave that can flux the gravity field, in which to warp the gravity field and creating a medium on which to apply negative pressure on the gravity field to a given object producing linear motion and levitation as an effect to the reaction.

With the above in mind consider this:

The hurricane offshore was really lassoed and controlled to be centred over and around the towers, that harnessing of its power mixed with other new electromagnetic and field affects could account for car tipping, seeming spontaneous combustion of engines and metals.

What if the rumored anti gravity technology was able to put the actuall vortext of the hurricane inside the anti gravity field that it is theorised was possibly was surrounding the twin towers?
Consider controlling a hurricanes massive destructive force within a controlled space, and being able to direct its energy totally and draw out special gravitational and elecromagnetic field affects that could displace and tear aprt the very fabric of matter so as to dissacociate and repel it in a controlled and directed enviroment of your choosing .

Link.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

 

[Klimax]

Too long and almost certainly too old for the finals, but oh, my FSM ...




Link.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

This is... Sci-fi technologies mixed with too big imagination added CT and this is result.

 

[Mr.D]

As opposed to all those impartial people WITH sinister motives?

Nomination withdrawn. Galileo is trolling too hard to deserve it.

 

[Travis]

The idea that a hurricane hit Manhattan and was only evident at the 16 acres of the WTC is perhaps even nuttier than the idea that nukes brought down the tower but weren't noticed by anyone there.