April Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of April

  • 1) 900,000 dead means only 100,000 deaths

    Votes: 18 16.5%

  • 2) "Pink Elephants" start sitting in the room

    Votes: 7 6.4%

  • 3) Shot down = no wreckage

    Votes: 10 9.2%

  • 4) Rendezvous with Rama, terrorist script

    Votes: 7 6.4%

  • 5) Never mind with the who, what, when, where, why and how

    Votes: 38 34.9%

  • 6) Stop accusing me of accusing who I accused!

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • 7) Just like the Moon--minus Sam Rockwell

    Votes: 12 11.0%

  • 8) My side can't be all wrong

    Votes: 18 16.5%

  • 9) Baby DNA virus scourge

    Votes: 20 18.3%

  • 10) Books contain no facts

    Votes: 15 13.8%

  • 11) WTC with steel armor

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • 12) Experience means everything is equal

    Votes: 8 7.3%

  • 13) Gas pedal bombs

    Votes: 6 5.5%

  • 14) Medicine causes cancer

    Votes: 47 43.1%

  • 15) Guam, in danger of sinking

    Votes: 20 18.3%

  • 16) DNA has nothing to do with science!

    Votes: 19 17.4%

  • 17) Totally secret explosives that everyone knows about

    Votes: 19 17.4%

  • 18) Exfoliate the steel!

    Votes: 6 5.5%

  • 19) Buildings only collapse when they're designed to!

    Votes: 11 10.1%

  • 20) "They" track all the uranium!

    Votes: 17 15.6%
  • Total voters
    109
  • Poll closed .
You will notice that outside of western medicine there is no such thing as cancer.
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:eye-poppi

Quick question to the 'experts' doesn't building demolition create a vaccum (sic)? Doesn't that make it like the moon?
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:jaw-dropp
 
Heh - it's almost too bad that the fellow who wrote #14 got himself banned before learning about his nomination and his possible victory!
 
I just gave him a vote, to try to clinch it. I think I nominated a different pronouncement of his, but it's all good.

Rolfe.
 
Rolfe said:
I just gave him a vote, to try to clinch it. I think I nominated a different pronouncement of his, but it's all good.

Rolfe.
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I think pretty much the whole thread could have been nominated, but that would probably contravene some rule about subjecting other forum members to concentrated levels of stupidity.
 
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