• Quick note - the problem with Youtube videos not embedding on the forum appears to have been fixed, thanks to ZiprHead. If you do still see problems let me know.

April Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of April

  • 1) 900,000 dead means only 100,000 deaths

    Votes: 18 16.5%
  • 2) "Pink Elephants" start sitting in the room

    Votes: 7 6.4%
  • 3) Shot down = no wreckage

    Votes: 10 9.2%
  • 4) Rendezvous with Rama, terrorist script

    Votes: 7 6.4%
  • 5) Never mind with the who, what, when, where, why and how

    Votes: 38 34.9%
  • 6) Stop accusing me of accusing who I accused!

    Votes: 17 15.6%
  • 7) Just like the Moon--minus Sam Rockwell

    Votes: 12 11.0%
  • 8) My side can't be all wrong

    Votes: 18 16.5%
  • 9) Baby DNA virus scourge

    Votes: 20 18.3%
  • 10) Books contain no facts

    Votes: 15 13.8%
  • 11) WTC with steel armor

    Votes: 17 15.6%
  • 12) Experience means everything is equal

    Votes: 8 7.3%
  • 13) Gas pedal bombs

    Votes: 6 5.5%
  • 14) Medicine causes cancer

    Votes: 47 43.1%
  • 15) Guam, in danger of sinking

    Votes: 20 18.3%
  • 16) DNA has nothing to do with science!

    Votes: 19 17.4%
  • 17) Totally secret explosives that everyone knows about

    Votes: 19 17.4%
  • 18) Exfoliate the steel!

    Votes: 6 5.5%
  • 19) Buildings only collapse when they're designed to!

    Votes: 11 10.1%
  • 20) "They" track all the uranium!

    Votes: 17 15.6%

  • Total voters
    109
  • Poll closed .
I think it's possible 15 was misunderstood somewhat. If the capsizing is taken figuratively, and the statement was intended to say, in more colorful terms: "I'm afraid the population of Guam will increase to the point where it will be impossible to support with the resources available there", it's not even stupid.

McHrozni

Yeah, I think that 15 was just a very bad attempt at a figure of speech.
 
Darn, I was hoping that one of 7's other posts would have been nominated. Like this one, which is similar but I think better:

7 on 03-30-2010 07:44 PM said:
Who, what, when, where, why and how are utterly irrelevant for this discussion. NONE of that matters when examining evidence of events. Motive has nothing to do with execution. Even execution isn't relevant. All that matters is whether or not it happened as we were told.

That is ALL that matters.

I like how he clarifies in the 2nd sentence...classic. LOL
 
I've been informed 10 might be a quote from Colbert.
 
Come on. Are you people really this insecure? Most of this crap are just figures of speech or taken way out of context of the thread it came from. Vote for me. Laugh it up. It's not like any of you have any debunking to do. Or any life to get to.
 
14 or 15, hands down.

I've never seen anything so stupid (either of them) in my ENTIRE LIFE.

An island tipping over? Seriously?

Are you sitting down? The island tipping over was uttered by a Congressman in a hearing in Washington! That's why it gets my vote, hands down.
 
I think it's possible 15 was misunderstood somewhat. If the capsizing is taken figuratively, and the statement was intended to say, in more colorful terms: "I'm afraid the population of Guam will increase to the point where it will be impossible to support with the resources available there", it's not even stupid.

McHrozni

Nuh huh! You can find the YouTube of it linked in the noms thread. He questioned the admiral about the dimensions of the island before making the infamous observation.
 
Nuh huh! You can find the YouTube of it linked in the noms thread. He questioned the admiral about the dimensions of the island before making the infamous observation.

I looked at the video now... all I can say is ... oh ... damn.

It could still be a figure of speech, but in context it seems more likely he meant it literary.
In case anyone is interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

McHrozni
 
#9, because it's my first nominee to make the finals!

As for #15, he claims he was jokingly trying to make a point about the resources. OK, but if so that was a damn lame joke.
 
Man these stundies are lame. You would think so many people with nothing better to do could come up with something a little better. Ya would think.
 
Man these stundies are lame. You would think so many people with nothing better to do could come up with something a little better. Ya would think.

Almost as lame as someone who still provides idiocy to nominate. Ya would think after all this time - A clue or something.
 
Almost as lame as someone who still provides idiocy to nominate. Ya would think after all this time - A clue or something.

Ya mean I won? Well I would like to thank the academy and all the little people who helped make this happen... BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Like I said. Lame and out of context usually. Why don't some of the idiots around here just try debunking something once in awhile? That's all I want to know.
 
I went with 11 for the sheer amount of wrong in the post.

I also voted for #1 just for the stupid.
 
I think it's possible 15 was misunderstood somewhat. If the capsizing is taken figuratively, and the statement was intended to say, in more colorful terms: "I'm afraid the population of Guam will increase to the point where it will be impossible to support with the resources available there", it's not even stupid.

McHrozni

Yeah, I think that 15 was just a very bad attempt at a figure of speech.

You guys haven't seen the video.



I didn't vote for it because I don't think he's at full mental capacity. Then again, these are the Stundies . . .
 
You guys haven't seen the video.



I didn't vote for it because I don't think he's at full mental capacity. Then again, these are the Stundies . . .

Yeah, I haven't seen it when I wrote that. It's very rare that stupid statement in proper context becomes all the stupider.

McHrozni
 
Not around here it ain't.

Aye, true. I meant in general, it's quite rare that a seemingly stupid statement, when seen in proper context, appears a whole lot stupider :) Stundies are a ... different ... category. :D

McHrozni
 
2,4,5,14,16

May,,, already!

Much as I want 7 to win I have a long running dislike of the 'medicine is evil and the source of all illness' crowd so I had to vote for that as well.
 

Back
Top Bottom