Apologize now for stupidity at TAM3

Phil said:
I apologize for laughing at this joke.
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I apologize for assuming it was not a joke.

I apologize to Moe for my complete amnesia of last year. My therapist says we have to do it all again.
 
duppyraces said:
I apologize for my Newbiness.

I apologize for thinking this scene was distinct from your other ones.
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Are you kidding? I only have a handful of original comments and jokes, and I recycle them at every opportunity.

I apologize for my rut.






By the way, I found the old thread. It's pretty fun reading.
 
Mercutio said:
I apologize for assuming it was not a joke.

I apologize to Moe for my complete amnesia of last year. My therapist says we have to do it all again.
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I apologize to Merc for the whisker burn last year. I'll be clean shaven this year, my friend.
 
I apologize for not being sorry for kicking anyone's @ss who bothers my dear little Kitten.

And Whippets.
 
I never apologize.

Well, not unless you count the times I did something really stupid. Which I do all the time.
 
I would like to appologize in advance for:

Looking at your chest. Screw the nametags, I just love boobs. . . . . . . LOVE them.

For picking up everybody I hug. Literally. G6 is looking forward to the "uplifting" experience and now the rest of you have been warned.

For bringing my friend Kevinsbikes. He won't lift you up, but he stares even harder than I do.

For stepping on your feet. My size 16's take up a lot of floor space.

For accidentally hitting people on the dance floor.

For blocking your view if you are sitting behind me.

For whining like a little girl when I eat spicy Thai food.

For taking the last pastry.

Streaking.
 
Goddamit. Does every thead on this forum have to devolve into flirting? It's not like most of us won't have the opportunity to meet, hook up, and post nasty, sweaty details to this forum ex post facto. Sheesh!

MoeFaux said:
I apologize for trying to make out with everyone. And for taking off my pants. And maybe my shirt.
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If I bring some dental mold, can I get an impression of your nipples?

Oh sorry, I apologize for my indignant tone above before making such a salacious comment about Moe's large perky nipples.
 
I apolagize for not being able to spell.

I apologise for forgetting your name.

I apologize for not staring at your chest.

I apologize for not bringing enough protection for everyone.

I apologize for not remembering what happened the night before.
 
duppyraces said:
I apologize for Mercutio missing his plane.
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I guess we know Mercutio isn't yet, but who's already in Vegas? Am I the only slacker who won't be there until tomorrow night?
 
I understand that this is a 'pre hoc' apology thread, but I'll add to it as a 'post hoc' with this jar of apologies.

Now, if I offended anybody with my antics, my filthy room habits (sorry Doubt -- if had have known that hooker was going to mess BOTH beds up...), my stupid jokes (stop looking at me like that, Moe), my constantly raised hand (over here Kramer...yes, here...bring the microphone here....), or my harrassment of skepchicks (no names), please take an apology from the jar.

Only one per person please. Ok, maybe two...but keep the second one as a spare...

Athon
 
I want to apologize for Luciana's lost luggage. I'm really sorry, my dear, but I only wanted to intercept it to place that special surprise gift in it for you. I also apologize for the mess; I really didn't expect it to be that volatile. The good news is I'm told it comes right out with a little phosphoric acid.
 
athon said:


Now, if I offended anybody with my antics, my filthy room habits (sorry Doubt -- if had have known that hooker was going to mess BOTH beds up...)

Athon
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Not a problem. But I do have to know what the deal was with the jars of goats blood. At first I thought you had done some pagan ritual, but now I am not so sure that was yours.....
 
Doubt said:
Not a problem. But I do have to know what the deal was with the jars of goats blood. At first I thought you had done some pagan ritual, but now I am not so sure that was yours.....
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Goat's blood...well, there had to be some way of getting the Skepchick's attention. And now that the effects of ritual have worn off, I have now returned to my old ugly, uncharming, unamusing self.

Athon
 
I want to apologize for not saying goodbye to Kitty at the Peppermill Sunday night. I would have wanted to give her a long soulfull kiss farewell and... well, I wanted to give Pool Boy a short soulfull kiss farewell so I decided to let them slip out unadorned with my ardor or saliva.

I want to publically apologize to Luciana for all the things I've said to others at TAM3 and in PalTalk last night about her Samba dancing and the thoughts, feelings and bloodflow she elicited in me while doing so. I've always sneered at how "hot" Latin dancing is, but... well, let's just leave it but.

For the one or two of you who (for some reason) wanted me to attend dining functions with you, but I ditched when plans turned into a cluster f***, I'm sorry. I hate Chaos... er last minute chaos when we had a myriad of threads and suggestions here in order to prevent that sort of confusion from happening.

I want to apologize to Loon, Patricio, Chaos and Danish Dynamite for ignoring them whenever they were in my presence.

I owe several skepchicks apologies for greeting them with hugs rather than more respectful and gentlemanly handshakes on Thursday night despite my previous protestations. I still respect you all for your intelligence, wit and contributions to Skepticism, but you're all just sooooo huggable.

And on that note. I apologize to Renata for when she bumped into me while I waited in line for Julia's presentation. Let's just say only one part of her contacted me, and she'd warned me about attempting to contact her on said part. I'm sorry I still got to cop my feel despite you not even noticing it. ;)

Finally, I want to apologize to those of you I didn't meet or speak to more than perfunctorally. I tell people I'm shy, and some people think that's just an act. Well, no. I'm not B.S.ing anyone. I'm socially dabilitatively shy, even around people I know sometimes.
 
UnrepentantSinner said:
I want to publically apologize to Luciana for all the things I've said to others at TAM3 and in PalTalk last night about her Samba dancing and the thoughts, feelings and bloodflow she elicited in me while doing so. I've always sneered at how "hot" Latin dancing is, but... well, let's just leave it but.
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I have no idea what it is you had been saying to others; I will however believe it comprised of compliments only, and for that, of course, I will thank you. I can't claim, however, to have any special talent, as samba is the original dance of Rio, so there are a couple of million women who can do it, some (but not most!) even better than me. :)
 
I'm sorry I'm yet too tired and on a tight schedule to mention any specific persons and events. And I do want to apologize for encouraging the opening of the champagne at the forum party. I don't know if it was for anything specific. I also apologize for drinking whatever of it remained and getting totally smashed and putting my totally drunk self then in the hot tub...only my feet and encouraging bad behaviour...which I don't remember seeing, so I'm sorry I missed it if it happened darn it! I think there was a nice foot rub though...so I'm not sorry about that...thanks exarch...I wanted to return the favor but can't breath underwater and I don't know if I could have stopped at a foot rub...this is for exarch's eyes only btw...so... I do remember an awesome explanation of physics though...about finding particles that you can't find with light and trying to look at them. I explained it well to MLynn, and she said it made sense, so in this tired brain is hidden information that I will recoup once I get a chance to sleep after working all day and driving through all that freakin ice and freezing rain to and from work today.

I'll fremember fome more fuff when I wake upfffff....zzzzz

***ring ring ring***

Darn phone! Gotta answer it, it's my jobffff... "Goooof Fafternoon...
 
I apologise for not putting my cellphone on silent during Jamie Ian Swiss' performance. I didn't think anyone would call me, since all the people who had my number were in the same room watching the same show. I wasn't expecting someone to dial a wrong number :o
 
Sorry, but, not really -

I apologize for having nothing whatsoever to apologize for.

I was WAY too busy. Sorry.

I regret, however, having met so very few of the Skepchicks.
One of them really killed me, though.

Really.

Next year, come up and say HI.

Promise?

OK. I'm holding you to it.

p.s. it's JAMY, not "Jamie". My best man, and best friend, next to Penn.
 
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