Apologize now for stupidity at TAM3

[Phil]

I apologize for the above post.

 

[duppyraces]

So are we to assume you will be in black and white?

Basically.

There's nothing worse than having hot, monkey sex with someone you don't really like, and then running into them again. In that situation, I always fake amnesia.

Oh, we were talking about sex? I then amend my statement to:

I apologize for sneaking out while you were sleeping.

 

[Phil]

. . .Oh, we were talking about sex?

We're always talking about sex.

I then amend my statement to:

I apologize for sneaking out while you were sleeping.

Where am I?

Who are you?

 

[rebecca]

We're always talking about sex.

You're always talking about sex. We're always filling out restraining orders.

 

[Phil]

You're always talking about sex. We're always filling out restraining orders.

You're always giving orders, and putting on restraining devices.

 

[rebecca]

I apologize for throwing that drink in your face.

 

[Darat]

Sorry.

 

[Mercutio]

You're always giving orders, and putting on restraining devices.

You are best left to your own devices.

I apologize to rebecca for not being a more colorful personality to fool people into thinking you are.

I apologize for the grammar in that sentence.

 

[duppyraces]

I apologize for encouraging Rebecca and Moe in whatever they do.

 

[Phil]

I apologize for throwing that drink in your face.

I apologize for forgetting the 'safe word' -- again.

 

[exarch]

Originally posted by rebecca
I apologize for throwing that drink in your face.

I'm sorry I bought you that drink.

I apologise for hitting on all the skepchicks.

I also apologise for promising to hit on all the skepchicks and not doing so.

 

[rebecca]

I apologize for forgetting the 'safe word' -- again.

If I recall, the last safeword was "DNA Testing." We'll write it on a Post-it next time.

 

[duppyraces]

I apologize for forgetting the 'safe word' -- again.

You should apologize if you needed to use it this early on.

 

[Phil]

If I recall, the last safeword was "DNA Testing." We'll write it on a Post-it next time.

No worries. I had it tattooed on my penis. Took two lines to fit it.


I apologize for admitting that.

 

[rebecca]

No worries. I had it tattooed on my penis. Took two lines to fit it.

I told you that job you got at the "Write your name on a piece of rice" pushcart at the mall was going to give you valuable experience.

 

[Phil]

You should apologize if you needed to use it this early on.

Oh it's been going on for a while now. I wish I wasn't too lazy to link you to an old thread where we found out that rebecca was carrying my twins. Ah good times. Good times.

I apologize for your Newbiness.

 

[MoeFaux]

I apologize for trying to make out with everyone. And for taking off my pants. And maybe my shirt.


Rebecca, I'm sorry that I forgot to go to Costco and buy a kiddie pool and 500 boxes of gelatin. We'll just have to wrestle without it.

 

[Phil]

I told you that job you got at the "Write your name on a piece of rice" pushcart at the mall was going to give you valuable experience.

I apologize for laughing at this joke.

 

[duppyraces]

Oh it's been going on for a while now. I wish I wasn't too lazy to link you to an old thread where we found out that rebecca was carrying my twins. Ah good times. Good times.

I apologize for your Newbiness.

I apologize for my Newbiness.

I apologize for thinking this scene was distinct from your other ones.

 

[rebecca]

Rebecca, I'm sorry that I forgot to go to Costco and buy a kiddie pool and 500 boxes of gelatin. We'll just have to wrestle without it.

I apologize for . . . oh, there are just too many jokes . . . I apologize for not being able to pick out the funniest of them.

I apologize for laughing at this joke.

I apologize for making that joke.

I apologize for my Newbiness.

I apologize for thinking this scene was distinct from your other ones.

I apologize for thinking there's nothing funnier than an absurdly long-running joke.