Any questions for Satan?

[Kiri]

Do the elves ride the unicorns?

Not if they know what's good for 'em...

 

[evildave]

Well, they're small. Just look at the Keebler commercials.

Maybe they give the unicorn cookies for the ride.

 

[c4ts]

Well, they're small. Just look at the Keebler commercials.

Maybe they give the unicorn cookies for the ride.

I'm sure Pegasus feels left out.

 

[mgidm86]

I thought your fiddle solo was better than Johnny's...you should have won.

 

[Baker]

Don’t you think liberalism was going to far??

 

[Kiri]

Well, they're small. Just look at the Keebler commercials.

Maybe they give the unicorn cookies for the ride.

Elves...FEH! Obnoxious, shifty little buggers, I'd spear 'em for the trash bin like the roadside litter crew... Listen to the little sh*ts scream!
(stabs horn towards ground for emphasis)

 

[Kiri]

I'm sure Pegasus feels left out.

Speakin' o' which...did you know he's gay?

 

[Kiri]

Don’t you think liberalism was going to far??

Satan's responsible for liberealism? Good job, he's got MY vote!

 

[Baker]

Yes he was it quite brilliant on his part invent a mindless emotion only philosophy to cause havoc on the world.