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Any questions for Satan?

Is it true that it all started by God taking you aside one day, saying "Hey Luce, try this goat suit on"?
 
Is ice water really at a premium in Hell or is that just right wing propaganda?:mad:
 
One could ask Satan about stereo equipment. I'm sure god never had any truck with any of that devil's music.
 
Since the Bible says the antichrist will be a man, why don't you make it a woman instead? That'll completely screw up Biblical prophecy!
 
HA! All good questions. Interesting, isn't it, how much easier/fun it is to talk with Satan?

Also, taking a good look at the bible, YWHW's kill count is WAY higher than Satan's.

Mebbe the Xtians are worshipping the wrong pixie.
 
kourama said:
HA! All good questions. Interesting, isn't it, how much easier/fun it is to talk with Satan?
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I tried to talk to God once but he got all preachy and stuff.

Satan, on the other hand, really knows how to party! Don't play poker with him, though. He cheats.
 
kourama said:
HA! All good questions. Interesting, isn't it, how much easier/fun it is to talk with Satan?

Also, taking a good look at the bible, YWHW's kill count is WAY higher than Satan's.

Mebbe the Xtians are worshipping the wrong pixie.
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Is the idea of Gnosticisim correct?
 
sundog said:
In retrospect, don't you think the Reagan thing was a little over the top?
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In retrospect, don't you think the Michael Bolton thing was a little over the top?
 
Underemployed said:
Did you really think that you could beat God? Care to share the plan?
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Reminds me of the comedian (can't remember his name-) who said:

Lucifer: "Hmmm-- God made me, all the angels and humans, the planet and everything on it, the moon, the sun, the stars, the universe... I think I can take Him."

But seriously, the whole disco thing-- That was your baby, wasn't it?
 
Dear Mr. Satan,
I don't believe in you. How does that make you feel?
However, if I'm wrong, when I was young I named my first
cat Lucifer. I hope that was O.K. by you.
 
Why didn't you come to my last birthday party? I sent you an invitation. I'll just assume it got lost in the mail. I'd hate to think that you're ignoring me.
 
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