Any questions for Satan?

[kourama]

I figured since we've got the "any questions for God" thread, and since I'm an atheist, if the Xtians are right, I'll be meeting up with Lucifer.

SO, any questions for Satan?

 

[Guest]

SO, any questions for Satan?

What was the deal with Gallagher?

 

[Dragonrock]

So, was Eve really hot or did Adam believe in the "ugly chicks need love too" thing?

 

[Underemployed]

Did you really think that you could beat God? Care to share the plan?

 

[Lucifuge Rofocale]

Did you really think that you could beat God? Care to share the plan?

We had a plan. I'm afraid we can't share it until god is dead.

 

[Guest]

In retrospect, don't you think the Reagan thing was a little over the top?

 

[Craig]

Can I see Bill Gates' I.O.U.?

 

[c4ts]

Can you give me directions to the realm of Sinners Unbaptiz'd?

 

[Guest]

Did the idea for KISS come all at once, or did it take some time?

 

[Kiri]

Are you hiring?

 

[phobos]

Heard any good tunes lately?

 

[Lord Kenneth]

"Hey, how ya doin', Shemp?"

 

[NoZed Avenger]

So . . . what is Hitler really like?

NA

 

[Guest]

Can I get Richard Nixon's autograph?

 

[NoZed Avenger]

So . . . just out of curiousity, of course, where is that "lust" wing again?

NA

 

[prettygirlsmakegrave]

I am currently waiting for hell to freeze over, I was offered sex if hell froze over. Is that coming any time soon?
and
What is going on with food in cans? Is that your creation? It must be because those things cut up my fingers so much!

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

Can you direct me to the Succubi?

 

[Kilted_Canuck]

So, who wants to take credit for the creation of Hussein?
You, Allah, or God?

P.S. How'd you think of a 9 member band, and why did you put them out of Iowa for cry'n out loud?

 

[Questioninggeller]

Re: Re: Any questions for Satan?

What was the deal with Gallagher?

HAHA..LOL..

 

[LuxFerum]

how do you manage to make people kill themselves for god?