Always remember September for stundie noms

[Mudcat]

Well, for one, look at his skin where the shirt is torn. The skin in those areas doesn't show any signs of wounds.

AL's support for the assertion that a particular 9/11 victim wasn't a victim but an actor acting like a victim is the fact that AL doesn't seem to understand that clothes can serve as a sacrificial barrier for the person wearing them.

Somehow this proves his no plane theory or something like that.

 

[Spindrift]

AL's support for the assertion that a particular 9/11 victim wasn't a victim but an actor acting like a victim is the fact that AL doesn't seem to understand that clothes can serve as a sacrificial barrier for the person wearing them.

Somehow this proves his no plane theory or something like that.

I have a theory that AL is not real, but a cleverly programmed Stundie generator.

 

[000063]

I doubt he's Turing-capable, though.

 

[carlitos]

Yes, because tourists with cameras don't exist in New York, and certainly wouldn't be near the Towers.

They couldn't have caught a plane if there was no plane. Assuming there was no plane. If they caught it, they could not be tourists.

My tautology hurts.

 

[brazenlilraisin]

DAMN IT!
missed it by that >< much.

 

[NoahFence]

I thought the budget for Avatar was artifically inflated, this proves it!

Originally Posted by Mikeys
it was basic CGI. Pixel manipulation, could be likely done with the standard Windows Paint tool.

(Fantastically imagining how CGI would have been used to insert aircraft into live television feeds)

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

That good ol' Icke madness

I know we're not supposed to laugh at the legitimately crazy, but this one is pretty far out.

I'm really getting mad. The FBI just told me again that Electronic Harassment was not true, yet Michigan has a state law criminalizing the act. They simulated tarantulas in my mouth using advanced technology and had daddy long legs grip my heart and other vital organs. I laid on my couch for 6 hours until the Department of Homeland Security could offset this assassination attempt that threatened to blow up my organs as I watched. Who the hell wants to die like that. FBI, you can go to hell. I'm going to sue every duty agent that exists. For all I know, some Japanese technology company is trying to kill me James Bond style. Even James Bond didn't get threatened with acoustic warfare meant to traumatize.

I suffer from acoustic imagery. These sound mechanisms can directly input visuals into your eyes/mind. These SOB's used to make me laugh with it. Technology is so far advanced, we live in a law enforced inept society.

Remote Neural Monitoring, Organized Stalking, Gang-stalking, Acoustic Warfare, Satellite Terrorism: are keywords.

We can only hope rogue intelligence helps us. I won't have to work a day in my life after the Government admits to this. I was a IRS agent when they started attacking me with this technology and am going to sue everyone.

Even DARPA was highlighted using sound as a possible perpetrator. President Obama awarded them 10 million dollars. These fools are so comfortable, they tell on themselves, even admitting that our own FBI hijacks satellites for their own good over the Long Range Acoustic Devices.

While the Department of Defense keeps awarding multimillion dollar contracts to government and private entities that go on yacht rides with taxpayer dollars.

I'm serious, someone has their hands on advanced weaponry capable of reading every mind and capable of inserting communications directly to the mind as thoughts.

There is no illuminati, just goddamn rogue intelligence and military assets causing serious damage to personal lives.

By the time we admit to having this technology, society will be too dumb to believe in it, as they are right now.

I'm angry.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=222294

The most amusing part is all the responses that take this poster at face value and don't pass judgement or suggest mental health might be a causal factor.

 

[Jim_MDP]

I know we're not supposed to laugh at the legitimately crazy, but this one is pretty far out.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=222294

The most amusing part is all the responses that take this poster at face value and don't pass judgement or suggest mental health might be a causal factor.

I'm stunned that it is well written, punctuated and spell checked. Maybe he really was intelligent and educated.

Oh well... at least he's still educated.

 

[LordXenu]

Obesity is caused by taxation and public schools:
http://www.thedreamlounge.net/philanthropy-obesity/

What is the root cause of obesity in the united States you ask?

It is the silent, cowardly, quivering acceptance of unjustified violence in human relationships.

The tacit approval of violently enforced taxes, of violently enforced compulsory schooling, of violently enforced monetary monopolies, of “necessary evils”.

Of evil being necessary for life on earth.

The problem is not what the government “officially” recommends — it is that the government has money taken under the threat of violence to broadcast such a recommendation in the first place.

The problem is not what children are eating, being forced to eat, or even being taught in school — it is that public schools are strictly funded through violently enforced taxes, and children are forced to attend, forced to obey, and the parents are “compelled” to comply.

Unless they want their children to be violently taken by the government, and they themselves locked in jail (and if they resist, shot and killed).

Nothing is free in this world. You cannot cheat reality.

Obesity, sickness, misery, and death is the price this country pays for turning a blind eye to these daily occurrences.

 

[Robrob]

I know we're not supposed to laugh at the legitimately crazy, but this one is pretty far out.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=222294

The most amusing part is all the responses that take this poster at face value and don't pass judgement or suggest mental health might be a causal factor.

I'm in law enforcement. You should answer the phone some time and get one of these complaints. They start out almost semi-lucid and just about the time you realize "oh no" they go off on a tear!

 

[cjnewson88]

Unfortunately for my hurting intelligence everything that 07August writes about vicsims, witches, hollow towers, 26% involvement of the population in 9/11, ancient satanic rituals with absolutely everything that occurs etc, is fully believed and lectured by him.

He's a boatload of loony that one.

Anyway, my first every Stundie nomination..

In the hunt for numbers from the latest truther action in NY for 9/11, I commented on a video of 'street action' 2 days prior to 9/11 with the following post;

Small crowd. 9/11 truth certainly has taken a beating since 2006

To which someone replied;

Last year we were only about 200 together because the banks/Google had blocked the PayPal-transactions/tickets that was arranged for truther bus trips all around the US. So around 500-1000 truthers couldn't reach NYC due to not being able to afford the cost of not getting on the busses.

I'm not sure which I laughed at most, the fact he thinks google, paypal and the 'banks' are out to work against him, or that he thinks 500-1000 people is a significant number

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

To be fair, 500 to 1000 truthers IS a significant number, but I doubt most of them could get Mom to buy them a bus ticket to the Million Nutter March.

 

[Jim_MDP]

To be fair, 500 to 1000 truthers IS a significant number, but I doubt most of them could get Mom to buy them a bus ticket to the Million Nutter March.

Course not... Ma's a dis-info agent!

 

[Orphia Nay]

To be fair, 500 to 1000 truthers IS a significant number

Out of the 300+ million population in the US?

Let's not pander to the truth movement's failed ambitions.



And can't they afford a credit card, or find a different search engine?

 

[Horatius]

Let's not forget the wonderful double negative:

due to not being able to afford the cost of not getting on the busses.

"I'm not getting on the bus!" "That'll be $500, please." "Uhmmmmm... I'm a little short today...."

 

[Jim_MDP]

Let's not forget the wonderful double negative:




"I'm not getting on the bus!" "That'll be $500, please." "Uhmmmmm... I'm a little short today...."

Oh stop it you... 'aven't they had enough, eh?

 

[carlitos]

I'm not sure which I laughed at most, the fact he thinks google, paypal and the 'banks' are out to work against him, or that he thinks 500-1000 people is a significant number

The good news when discussing "the movement" with legitimate paranoid nutters is that, when you say "I couldn't buy a bus ticket due to google/the banks blocking my transaction," the nutters are more liable to buy your lame fantasy of an excuse.

Anyway, my first every Stundie nomination..

Nominations need a link, newbie.

 

[ElMondoHummus]

The smartest person on the forum does it again.

I wonder if Clayton understands what his recommended daily calorie intake is?

Wait... what? He thinks the Tower fires gave off less than the caloritic equivalent of an ounce of rice??

 

[Reactor drone]

Unless they want their children to be violently taken by the government, and they themselves locked in jail (and if they resist, shot and killed).

Those truancy officers don't mess around, do they?

 

[Mudcat]

Wait... what? He thinks the Tower fires gave off less than the caloritic equivalent of an ounce of rice??

Well, that's embarrassing.