Something else to consider: The aliens might have blundered. I'll defer to Rramjet* on this, but right now somepace behind the back of the Moon probably, the crew of that frying saucer is berating the new guy for flashing plasma all over Australia and giving the game away TO A NEARTHLING ELECTRIC ENGINEERING GRADUATE! And a bouncer to boot! "Back to your mop, Spaceman Q=÷5♧4! You'll be lucky if you aren't stuck in pay grade M@¤44□ for the next quatloo of Yearlingkers! At least!"
Serve him right, too.
* Suspicious choice of moniker, don't you think? And a pretty dicey avatar. Almost as if he's rubbing our faces in something. Yeah I think it's best to oh god the lights, whats that wierd noise the walls are closing in I'm sorry, please Master's no m
Word salad, have you spoken to a professional about this before?