Merged A God of Love / The Living God

[Johanabrahams]

It is a picture of some bloke drinking a beer in some shack somewhere. How is it not random and pointless?

Because of your sloppiness.

Oh, no, no, no. We have all tested and verified that kali is indeed Cleopatra to the exclusion of anything else.

Again your sloppiness.

Now what?

Now I teach you the right way.

 

[abaddon]

I call it that because that is exactly what it is.

Yep. But you should have facts.

The only link you provided that works is a random(to anyone who doesn't personally know him)guy and his buddy having a beer.

Yep. That was the case. But my son changed his settings.

https://web.facebook.com/photo.php?....247361635366343.36890.100002775263058&type=3

There are no comments to be seen that back up your claim, nor is there anything else on that page that is out of the ordinary.

It was only because of your sloppiness.

You should take your own parting advice.

Nope. You should get thorough.

BWAHAHAHAHA. So, you admit that your "son" borked the thing you harassed him into doing, and then after weeks of being told that it was borked, you finally harassed him into correcting the blunder. Then you accuse US of being sloppy?

**** off and own your own blunders.

 

[halleyscomet]

Because of your sloppiness.



Again your sloppiness.



Now I teach you the right way.

It was not their sloppiness but YOURS. You admitted as much when you had the security settings on the image changed.

Are you really that incapable of admitting your error?

 

[halleyscomet]

BWAHAHAHAHA. So, you admit that your "son" borked the thing you harassed him into doing, and then after weeks of being told that it was borked, you finally harassed him into correcting the blunder. Then you accuse US of being sloppy?

**** off and own your own blunders.

Eventually he MIGHT figure out who is causing all his problems.

 

[TofuFighter]

Yep. That was the case. But my son changed his settings.

There are no comments to be seen that back up your claim, nor is there anything else on that page that is out of the ordinary.

It was only because of your sloppiness.

Now you're just being an asshòle. You literally just posted that Zola has only now changed his settings, and you call Kali sloppy because she didn't have access to the information that's newly become available?

As if we didn't already know what you were about, you reveal yourself to have the pig-spirit you're so fond of accusing everyone else of having.

 

[abaddon]

It is a picture of some bloke drinking a beer in some shack somewhere. How is it not random and pointless?

Because of your sloppiness.

Oh, no, no, no. We have all tested and verified that kali is indeed Cleopatra to the exclusion of anything else.

Again your sloppiness.

Now what?

Now I teach you the right way.

It is your sloppiness which caused all of this. To late to blame anyone else now.

Kali claimed to be Cleopatra and I backed her up. By your standards, you must accept that as true.

You have nothing to offer, nothing to teach.

 

[halleyscomet]

It is your sloppiness which caused all of this. To late to blame anyone else now.

Kali claimed to be Cleopatra and I backed her up. By your standards, you must accept that as true.

You have nothing to offer, nothing to teach.

I don't know about that. I think the life of Johanabrahams is an excellent cautionary tale about pride and delusion.

 

[TofuFighter]

jesus you guys are fast.

 

[Johanabrahams]

My actual identity is publically available on this very site. You have been told this before. Knock off the lies.

Where. The scarecrow photo or your profile info in "about me" that says "General failure". Well actually that is what it turns out to be. A general failure.

I am not your son nor ever will be.

So do not get upset. I am not forcing you to change. I am only speaking from my side. Which means that my heart is correct and yours might be restored in future. But do not jump the gun.

No, there still is no such thing as "ghosts" no matter how much you stamp your widdle feets.

Well now. You found many in Robertson. And you associated yourself with them. Becoming one too.

 

[abaddon]

jesus you guys are fast.

Meh. I happen to sit in front of multiple computers for a living and also for leisure.

 

[abaddon]

My actual identity is publically available on this very site. You have been told this before. Knock off the lies.

Where. The scarecrow photo or your profile info in "about me" that says "General failure". Well actually that is what it turns out to be. A general failure.

In a thread on this site, in response to a moronic claim, I dropped my engineering credentials for all to see along with the means to verify them. You could, no doubt, find those quite easily. You are god, are you not? They are here on this site, you know. Seek and you shall find.

I am not your son nor ever will be.

So do not get upset. I am not forcing you to change. I am only speaking from my side. Which means that my heart is correct and yours might be restored in future. But do not jump the gun.

Your "gun" never had any ammo in it and you broke the firing pin.

No, there still is no such thing as "ghosts" no matter how much you stamp your widdle feets.

Well now. You found many in Robertson. And you associated yourself with them. Becoming one too.

No, what I found in Robertson were real people, sick to death of your behaviour and still in the process of healing. Be under no illusion, you did a lot of harm to a lot of real people with your nonsense and I have little tolerance for that.

 

[halleyscomet]

Where. The scarecrow photo or your profile info in "about me" that says "General failure". Well actually that is what it turns out to be. A general failure.

Anyone else notice the absurdity of someone claiming to be a god and then demanding others tell them who they are?

So do not get upset. I am not forcing you to change. I am only speaking from my side. Which means that my heart is correct and yours might be restored in future. But do not jump the gun.

Riiiight. We're supposed to accept the divinity of a guy whose "evidence" consists of some random dude calling him "mother" back in September.

I propose a new unit of measurement, the Johanabrahams.

A single Johanabrahams is the amount of evidence our Johanabrahams has offered to support his claims of divinity. This is a VERY low bar to set. A single person calling you "mother" despite you not having literally birthed them constitutes a Johanabrahams. This means any adoptive, foster or step-mother already has at least one Johanabrahams. Every trans-woman whose sperm produced a child who is then called "mom" by that child has a claim to divinity equal to that of Johanabrahams. (More if you count transitioning as a form of transfiguration.)

Now that we have the Johanabrahams, I want to abuse it. I propose we start calling each other "mother" in this thread and we keep a tally of how many Johanabrahams each of us accumulates. The ONLY person we DON'T give more Johanabrahams is Johanabrahams himself. Noe of us should call Johanabrahams "mother" or any derivative thereof.

So, Mother abaddon, will you join me in this?

(Note, abaddon now has one Johanabrahams, meaning his claim to divinity is equal to that of the Johanabrahams posting in this thread.)

It also occurs to me we need an abbreviation or symbol for the Johanabrahams. Any suggestions?

 

[fagin]

My suggestion might get me banned.

 

[TofuFighter]

My suggestion might get me banned.

We've all flirted with that in the last few posts and deemed it worthy, mom.


gimme my johanabrahams nao plz

 

[halleyscomet]

My suggestion might get me banned.

Unless you already have a few strikes against you it will probably only get you suspended, not banned outright.

/me calls fagin "Mother."
/me calls TofuFighter "Mother."

Everyone is responsible for keeping track of their OWN Johanabrahams. Try to be accurate. This is for science.

 

[abaddon]

Anyone else notice the absurdity of someone claiming to be a god and then demanding others tell them who they are?



Riiiight. We're supposed to accept the divinity of a guy whose "evidence" consists of some random dude calling him "mother" back in September.

I propose a new unit of measurement, the Johanabrahams.

A single Johanabrahams is the amount of evidence our Johanabrahams has offered to support his claims of divinity. This is a VERY low bar to set. A single person calling you "mother" despite you not having literally birthed them constitutes a Johanabrahams. This means any adoptive, foster or step-mother already has at least one Johanabrahams. Every trans-woman whose sperm produced a child who is then called "mom" by that child has a claim to divinity equal to that of Johanabrahams. (More if you count transitioning as a form of transfiguration.)

Now that we have the Johanabrahams, I want to abuse it. I propose we start calling each other "mother" in this thread and we keep a tally of how many Johanabrahams each of us accumulates. The ONLY person we DON'T give more Johanabrahams is Johanabrahams himself. Noe of us should call Johanabrahams "mother" or any derivative thereof.

So, Mother abaddon, will you join me in this?

(Note, abaddon now has one Johanabrahams, meaning his claim to divinity is equal to that of the Johanabrahams posting in this thread.)

It also occurs to me we need an abbreviation or symbol for the Johanabrahams. Any suggestions?

Certainly, Mother halleyscomet, I award you one Johanabrahams.

ETA: As for the units name, I suggest it be measured in "borks".

 

[TofuFighter]

Everyone is responsible for keeping track of their OWN Johanabrahams. Try to be accurate. This is for science.

Just to be clear mother, can i use the colloquial 'mom' to earn Jams*?

* as yet unapproved abbreviation

 

[abaddon]

Tally so far...

halleyscomet=2 borks
abaddon=1 bork
TofuFighter= 1 bork
Fagin=1 bork
Johanabrahams=1 bork

Thus halleyscomet is the most divine of all of us.

 

[Johanabrahams]

So you're calling people who disagree with you "ghosts." Is that an implied threat of fatal violence against them?

Nope. It is your lack of reading more in this thread that brings you to this conclusion. But look it up. Let us see if you can see the reason why he is the ghost and not you.

Yeah, I'm sure he's REALLY broken up about failing the chance to join you in your creepy, non-consensual, age/incest/lactation kink fantasy.

Nope. You should really concentrate when you are reading. See if you can pick up his spirit. If you can not then ask him how he feels.

Your "context" so far has been you claiming to be a god while trying to entice others to join you in a weird kink role playing fantasy where you're gender-swapped and lactating. I think I can safely bring up Japanese hungry ghosts in response to a comment about ghosts without incurring the wrath of the moderators.

Well just look how much wisdom you got now in one post. Imagine how much it will be when you stick with me. No force. Your decision. Even the others will also like that. You can also give us a lot of nice pictures to look at while you are acquiring wisdom.

 

[abaddon]

Updated tally...

halleyscomet=2 borks
Fagin=2 borks
abaddon=1 bork
TofuFighter= 1 bork
Johanabrahams=1 bork

Thus halleyscomet/fagin are the most divine of all of us.