Childlike Empress
Banned
Wow, that's brilliant parody! I thought the Truth Movement was, overall, self-selectively comprised of the least creative individuals on the planet. But this... this changes everything!
For example, note the innovative use of negatives to cleverly subvert the meaning of the original...
...to reveal the ironically opposite meaning that was implicit the whole time (since it's well known that all statements inevitably suggest their own negation; that is to say, it isn't and they don't.):
Weird Al Yancovic must be kicking himself that for all his parodic accomplishments, he overlooked that simple and devastating technique.
The only fly in this ointment is... I doubt that the actual Bee Gee's can be credited for this new version. While I acknowledge that inspiration can strike anywhere, it is statistically unlikely for the Bee Gee's to have suddenly and uncharacteristically revealed genius of that magnitude. So, in keeping with the thread topic, I must inquire: which Hollywood celebrity was the true mastermind of the piece?
I only ask because I would wish to caution that individual to be careful in the future application of his or her remarkable gift, even for the most laudable of causes. It is not clear that civilization itself could survive the magnitude of upheaval that must result from self-examination that profound. To offer one frightening example, from the tip of the truly terrifying iceberg:
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle not all the way,
Oh what fun it isn't to ride
In a zero-or-two-or-more-horse open sleigh...
Please, in the name of all that is holy, use that power wisely!
Respectfully,
Myriad
Haha, nice rant, Myriad. Of course you were aware that your own crowd, the "debunking movement", is the least creative bunch ever. That guy Chris Mohr now managed for the first time to put your position into an adult and half-way respectable form without resorting to 4chan retardation with LOLcatz and buckets full of Gravy (good work, Chris). And even that is far from creative, although it does its job, it's just less neurotic. In 2011. No surprise you're a little pissed at that.