9/11: the musical...

Stuck In The Middle's drums, rythym and solo complete (kinda. Ironing out the rythym right now)

Now I gotta see if I can work my magic on J's vocals.
 
I made this along time ago for another thread - but it's much more appropriate in this one! Of course to the tune of Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis.

"Do You Hear the Twoofers Sing?"

AVERY
Do you hear the twoofers sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the bull**** of a forum
Which will never think again!
When the coldness of your heart
Echoes the void between your ears
From sanity we thus depart
Cuz' Final Cut nears!

BERMAS
Will you join my foolish quest?
Who will be wrong and lie with me?
Beyond the LCF
Is there a world you fail to see?

ROWE
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be mean!

ALL
Do you hear the twoofers sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the bull**** of a forum
Which will never think again!
When the coldness of your heart
Echoes the void between your ears
From sanity we thus depart
Cuz' Final Cut nears!

AVERY
Will you pay all you can pay
So that my wallet may grow large?
Disagree, we call you "gay"
The truth is yours for a small charge!
The blood of the victims
Will pay for my widescreen TV!

ALL
Do you hear the twoofers sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the bull**** of a forum
Which will never think again!
When the coldness of your heart
Echoes the void between your ears
From sanity we thus depart
Cuz' Final Cut nears!
 
Since this venerable thread is back on the front page, I thought it appropriate to write a summary post of the links to the songs that have have been recorded to date for those who haven't heard them yet. And I hope that other terrific lyric contributions will find their way to recordings soon! The talent pool here at JREF is incredible!

The song that Mercutio started it all with so well (with vocals by Jhunter and mixing by Greyleonard), Reviewing the Situation, is here:

http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewi...%20Musical.mp3

It’s Like a Religion by Qarnos is here:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/qarnos/It's%20Like%20a%20Religion.mp3

Killtown (Leave That Poor Woman Alone) by Qarnos is here:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/qarnos/Killtown%20(Leave%20That%20Poor%20Woman%20Alone).m p3

Who Put the Bomb in the Penta-pentagon (Hilarious!) by Jhunter and Qarnos is here:

http://www.mediamax.com/qarnos

This one is Loose Change Forums, with apologies to America's "Ventura Highway", by Qarnos:
http://www.mediamax.com/qarnos

This one by Qarnos and Jhunter speaks for itself:
The Bollocks-er

As does Brodski's excellent take on Truth on Our Side

http://www.brodski.homechoice.co.uk/...HonOurSide.mp3

My own modest contribution (although all I did was write parody lyrics of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" and re-title it Truth Seekers and get others to play the instruments and sing the vocals) is here:

http://boomp3.com/m/6bb73c2157df
 
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i'll have "stuck" finished soon. I couldn't get jhunter's vocals to fit so I had one of my semi professional musician friends give it a go.
 
Unsecured Coins said:
i'll have "stuck" finished soon. I couldn't get jhunter's vocals to fit so I had one of my semi professional musician friends give it a go.
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Excellent. I am looking forward to hearing the finished product. :)
 
SUBTERRANEAN TRUTHER BLUES

Willie's in the basement, mixing up his memories
I'm on the pavement
Thinkin' 'bout the government
Man on YouTube, bonged out, laid off
Says it was a black op
Everybody's paid off
Look out kid, it's somethin' they did
God knows how, but we'll figure it somehow
You better sign up with Avery
Make some wacky new friends
The man with the bullhorn rap
About the UN
Nine eleven, dollar bills
T-shirts? We sold ten

Dylan comes fleet foot
Film full of gobbledygook
Talkin' that the heat put
Bombs in the towers, but
Phone calls faked anyway
Alex says that many say
They sacrifice kids anyway
Orders from the CIA
Look out kid, don't matter what you did
To sound like you're still sane
Don't try "No Planes"
Better slander all those
That operate a fire hose
Mock the real pros
Pyroclastic flows
You don't need an engineer
To know which way a blast blows

Get sick, blame Jews
Get your friends to peer review
Google, hard to tell
If DVDs are goin' to sell
Read NIST, get pissed
Get stoned, derail
Convince 'em it was Israel
Call 'em sheeple if you fail
Look out kid, you're gonna get hit
By truthers, cheaters, big-time losers
Holocaust deniers
New World Order lookin' for a new war
Don't follow leaders
Ignore al-Qaeda

Ahh thermite, thermate, Steve Jones, airfones
Molten steel, "small fires", big liars
Don't go on Hardfire
Blame her, blame him, talk junk
All crap, all bunk
Twenty years of schoolin' and you came up with "clunkety clunk"
Look out kid, they keep it all hid
Better show your conviction, polish up your diction
Don't make predictions
Ignore the contradictions
Don't wanna be a shill
Take the red pill
Debunk don't work, cos the fiction's an addiction
 
House of The Chosen One

There is a house in New York State
It's home to the Chosen One
And it's been inhabited by many a poor boy
Bermas and Avery are some

His mother posts at his forum
She says that she is proud
That he accused the government
With a black shirt laden crowd

Now the only thing this prophet needs
Is a laptop and a mouse
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when checks come to his house

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Nine eleven, an inside job
Spend your lives on youtube and google
and join my online mob

Well, I got one foot in the cradle
The other foot in the grave
I'm goin' back to Old Manhattan
Unless, of course, it rains

Well, there is a house in New York State
It's home to the Chosen One
And it's been the ruin of many a career
His movie days, they're done
 
I dedicated a rewrite of Macavity from Cats to Judy Wood and her wackiness, as a suggestion for the name of Bell's new NWO kitty. I suppose the song makes more sense in this thread.

Mactravisty's a clever cat, she's called the Woody Paw
For she's a master scientist who re defines the law
She's the bafflement of MIT, the Cambridge Dons' despair
For when they ask for credentials Mactravisty's not there!

Mactravisty, Mactravisty, there's no one like Mactravisty
She's redefined all science law, rewrote the law of gravity
Her powers of dustification would make a SpaceBeam stare
And when you ask for credentials Mactravisty's not there!

You may seek out robust science, you may search review by peer
But I tell you once and once again Mactravisty's not there!

(Note, it's not the entire song)

-Gumboot
 
Goodbye Dr. J

Scene: The faculty board, Brigham Young University, where Professor Steven E. Jones is having his future employment options outlined. To the tune of "Goodbye Mr. A", by The Hoosiers.


There's a hole in your paper,
You go on about thermite,
And controlled demolition,
And expect us to buy it.

Goodbye Dr. J,
You thought you could convince us it was common sense,
Goodbye Dr. J,
You had all the theories but no evidence,
You say it was thermite,
But we're not that dense,
You would have done better
To tell it to Rense.

So busy saying how NIST was wrong,
You forgot to switch your brain back on,
Your molten iron is not so hot,
It should be peer reviewed but you forgot .

Goodbye Dr. J,
You thought you could convince us it was common sense,
Goodbye Dr. J,
You had all the theories but no evidence,
You thought your results proved
Conspiracies new,
But wouldn't submit them
To proper review.

Goodbye Dr. J,
Please return your ID card and keys to the Dean,
Goodbye Dr. J,
If you want to publish, start your own magazine,
Goodbye Dr. J,
You thought you could convince us it was common sense,
Goodbye Dr. J
You had all the theories but no evidence.
It's time to retire now,
So walk out the door,
You once had a job here,
But not any more.



Dave
 
Springtime For Fetzer

Avery was just a busboy
What a sad, sad story
Needed a fresh angle to attain
His rightful glory
A spot on the marquee!
Where could that cash be?
He looked around and then he found
The scam for you and me

And now it's...

Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
Loose Change is recut and gay!
We're marching to a gangsta beat
Look out! Here comes the big excrete!

Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
Bushco can just go to [rule10]!
Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
Watch out, Gravy!
We're going on tour!

Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
Winter for FEMA and NIST!

Come on, Truthers!
Go into your dance!

STORMTROOPER "DYLAN":
I was born in Oneonta
I'm gonna take down Negroponte.

STORMTROOPER "ALEX":
Don't believe Ahmed Chalabi
9/11's an Inside Jobby

ALL:
The Master is coming, the Master is coming, the Master is coming!
Heil Fetzer!

FETZER:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the prof
Who's out to revise history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Philosph'r in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

CHORUS:
Yes, you do!

FETZER:
If you're looking for a cause, here's Oswald, too!
Heil myself
Raise your fist
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
FETZER:
Ev'ry sleuther-youther Truther stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry sleuther-youther Truther...
FETZER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry sleuther-youther Truther...
FETZER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry sleuther-youther Truther...
FETZER:
...stand and cheer!

THE GOALPOSTS:
The Master exposed the disaster!
He's got those JREFers on the run
Following that son-of-a-gun!
The Master exposed the disaster!
They can't reject his arguments
His great big lies and little hints
He just don't make a lick of sense
The Master exposed the disaster!

FETZER:
I was just a ph'los'phy prof
Not even thought a pastor
Got a phone call from Building 7
Told me I was Master
Avery was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Got really [rule10]
And mangled NIST
Now Iran's smiling through!

(spoken) But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2001. Alex Jones was working the cable access and I...
I was pimping JFK. And then I got my big break.
Somebody knocked down the Twin Towers. And, would you believe it?
They made me the Go-To Guy. The Go-To Guy!

(sung) It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know:
You can change it as you go!
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the Truther Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are harrassing bigshots
The new world order is here
Make a great big Pile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...

CHORUS:
Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
YouTube's the new groove today

FETZER:
Springtime!
YouTube!
CHORUS MEN:
We're all rolling in hay again
CHORUS:
Charlie's looking our way again

FETZER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
Loose Change is recut once more
Springtime for Fetzer and Avery
FETZER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
FETZER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
FETZER:
You bet we'll be going...
FETZER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to FIND A REAL JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FETZER:
(Spoken) Not me, buddy, I'm retired.
 
Excellent additions, gumboot, Dave, and boloboffin!
 
Finding Facts

The song of the rather confused truther. To the tune of "Chasing Cars", which I hope nobody's already done.

We'll prove it all,
Everything,
In good time.
We don't need
Any facts
Or evidence.

If I just lie,
If I just lie now,
Would you believe me and simply take my word?

I don't quite know
How to prove
An inside job.
On J-REF
They say too much
For me to cope.

If I lie more,
If I just lie more,
Would you believe me and simply take my word?

Forget what you've seen
And what all those facts mean,
Just show me an Arab that's hiding in a cave.

Don't waste time
Finding facts
To prove our case.
The FBI,
The CIA,
They always lie.

If I tell lies,
If I tell big lies,
Would you believe me and simply take my word?

Ignore your own ears,
And structural engineers.
Show me a building that's blasted into dust.

All that I think,
All that I ever say,
Is taken from Loose Change, or maybe DRG.

I don't know why
Nobody believes me yet,
Just know that these things can never be debunked at all.

If I tell lies,
Flaming great huge lies,
Would you believe me and simply take my word?



Dave
 
I have had this tune and lyrics buzzing around my head while I have been driving around at work for the last few weeks, and it always eludes me when I get home and on the computer...until tonight.

Here is my contribution, with appologies to Steely Dan, to 9-11 The Musical

(along with the original song, Youtube style, for anyone not familiar with the tune.)
Dr Wu by Steely Dan


Judy Woo - To the tune of Doctor Wu by Steely Dan

Fetzer Lied
And got halfway crucified.
Now he's on the other side
Of no tomorrow.
You walked in
And the trooth began again
Just when I'd spent the last trooth-buck
I could borrow.
All night long
He would sing that stupid song
And every word he sang
We knew was trooooooth.

Are you kidding Judy Woo?
Are you really just the shadow
Of a crackpot we once knew?
Are you crazy, are you high,
Or just a troother for that guy?
What has gotten into you?
Are you kidding Doctor?

(Saxophone solo interlude)

Don't seem right.
I've been blogging here all night
I've been waiting for the facts
You said you'd bring to me.
Biscayne bay
Where the lizard overlords sleep all day.
I went searching for the trooth
You used to sing to me.
Fetzer lies.
You could see it in his eyes,
But imagine my surprise
When I saw you.

Are you kidding Judy Woo?
Are you really just a shadow
Of the gal that I once knew?
She was lovely, she was sly,
And now there's death rays in the sky...
What has gotten into you?
Can you hear me Doctor?
Are you kidding Doctor?
Can you hear me Doctor?
Are you kidding Doctor?
(Fade away.....)
 
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911 "Toothers" "Truth" Grunions Theme Song Compendium

The DRG Experience needs its own theme song. Here it is courtesy of George Harrison's "Awaiting On You All" from "All Things Must Pass."

YOU DON'T NEED NO CELL PHONES
YOU DON'T NEED NO AIR PHONES
YOU DON'T NEED A BOX CUTER OR PEPPER SPRAY
THE SEE THE MESS THAT YOU'RE IN
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR EYES
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
DRG'S BEEN PULLING YOUR LEG SO LONG
NOW HERE'S A WAY FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN

BY ADMITING WHAT WE ALL SAW WAS ALL THERE IS TO VIEW
DRG IS TAKIN YOUR MONEY WHILE PUTTIN UP A SMOKE SCREEN
PARROTING DRG'S THEORIES AND YOU'LL ALL BE IN BELLVIEW
DRG IS AWAITING ON YOU ALL TO PONY UP MORE GREEN

YOU DON'T NEED NO HOLOGRAMS
YOU DON'T NEED NO STAND DOWNS
YOU DON'T NEED A TOMAHAWK MISSILE AT A CRASH SCENE
BEFORE YOU CAN TRUST IN COMMON SENSE
IF YOU WISE UP FROM THE START
YOU'LL SEE DRG DEALS IN COTTAGE INDUSTRY MARKS
ALWAYS WAS AND WILL BE SAME
DRG WILL STILL BE TRYING TO BE RELEVANT

BY ABIDING BY OCCAM'S RAZOR YOU'LL BE SANE
DRG CAN'T BE CONING YOU WITH APPARENT EASE
BY ADIDING BY OCCAM'S RAZOR YOU'LL BE FREE

DRG CAN'T BE CONING YOU WITH APPARENT EASE
YOU DON'T NEED NO THERMITE
YOU DON'T NEED NO MOLTEN STEEL
YOU DON'T NEED NO CONTROLLED DEMOLITONS OR MORE SCI-FI READS
TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR EYES
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
DRG'S BEEN PULLING YOUR LEG SO LONG
HE IS CONVINCED WE'RE ALL GREEN

BY ADMITING WHAT WE ALL SAW WAS ALL THERE IS TO VIEW
DRG IS TAKING YOUR MONEY WHILE PUTTIN UP A SMOKE SCREEN
PARROTING DRG'S THEORIES AND YOU'LL ALL BE IN BELLVIEW
DRG IS AWAITING ON YOU ALL TO PONY UP MORE GREEN
 
This thread deserves to be bumped for newcomers.

There are so many excellent contributions and so many excellent contributors to the thread that it should be read from start to finish. The following is just a summary of the songs that have made it to actual recordings, but the entire thread is awesome.



The song that Mercutio started it all with so well (with vocals by Jhunter and mixing by Greyleonard), Reviewing the Situation, is here:

http://www.zinzang.com/music/Reviewi...%20Musical.mp3

It’s Like a Religion by Qarnos is here:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/qarnos/It's%20Like%20a%20Religion.mp3

Killtown (Leave That Poor Woman Alone) by Qarnos is here:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/qarnos/Killtown%20(Leave%20That%20Poor%20Woman%20Alone).m p3

Who Put the Bomb in the Penta-pentagon (Hilarious!) by Jhunter and Qarnos is here:

http://www.mediamax.com/qarnos

This one is Loose Change Forums, with apologies to America's "Ventura Highway", by Qarnos:
http://www.mediamax.com/qarnos

This one by Qarnos and Jhunter speaks for itself:
The Bollocks-er

As does Brodski's excellent take on Truth on Our Side

http://www.brodski.homechoice.co.uk/...HonOurSide.mp3

My own modest contribution (although all I did was write parody lyrics of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" and re-title it Truth Seekers and coerce others into playing the instruments and singing the vocals) is here:

http://boomp3.com/m/6bb73c2157df
 
A recent lament at the sheer bulk of CT threads turning DU's September 11th forum into a "CT Ghetto" inspired this:

In The Ghetto

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray September mornin'
A poor little CT thread is born
In the ghetto
And the movement cries
'cause it's hard to be a mindless chump
with another empty thread to bump
In the ghetto

People, don't you understand
the thread needs a helping hand
or it'll drop down the memory hole some day
Take a look at you and me,
are we too smart to see,
do we recognize answers
and look the other way

Well the world turns
and a silly little thread with a lack of facts
drops down as the principal quote retracts
In the ghetto

And its bias confirms
so it starts to move goalposts at night
and it appeals to fear
and it learns how to fight
In the ghetto

Then one night in desperation
the theory breaks away
It chases a camera, shouts and screams,
and gets fifty hits on the YouTube streams

And the movement cries
As a crowd derides the clueless kids
who walk right past where logic forbids
In the ghetto

As illusion dies,
on a cold and gray September mornin',
another little CT thread is born
In the ghetto
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Sorry, Elvis.
 
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