9/11: the musical...

Mercutio said:
Oh, but it so easy to change them just a tiny bit...

I could while away the hours
With chicken-wire towers
A soda-bottle plane
But my lame reconstruction
Cannot model the destruction—
If I only had a brain.

I’d be all “just askin’ questions”
Take umbrage at suggestions
I’m causing people pain

You’re the dumbest man I’ve met, sir—
You could be another Fetzer—
How I wish you had a brain.

Oh I… could tell you why
They fell at free fall speed
I could tell what kind of thermite they would need
And then I’d sit—and smoke more weed.

I would not be just a looser
My head all full of woo, sir
And clinically insane
I would grin like a monkey
Watching Judy Wood get clunky
If I only had a brain!
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And thats how this forum keeps pwning truthers. Class, intelligence, wit and style. Good job Mercutio!
 
Well, since it repeats several times in the song, I'll do it both ways in one recording and you can use whichever you like. It might be a couple days before I get you a vocal because my wife has told me she never, ever wants to hear me mess up good song lyrics again, but I'll do it as soon as I can.
 
(With apologies to the Romantics)


What I hate about Jews
They hold the world real tight.
Seems like I'm the only one
Willing to put up a fight.

Voices whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I've come to fear
World Order new --
That's what I hate about Jews.

What I hate about Jews
Guys like me have no chance,
Make me flunk right out of school
Keep me from a real romance.

Voices keep whispering in my ear
"9/11's a Zionist plot, my dear."
And it's true!
That's what I hate about Jews.

Hey uh uh huh...

What I hate about Jews
I had a brain storm last night --
The Holocaust was just a show
Barrett told me so it must be right!

Voices keep whispering in my ear,
"They poisoned your water, now you're turning queer"
It's not true!
That's what I hate about Jews...
That's what I hate about Jews...
That's what I hate about Jews...
Jews! Jews! Jews!
That's what I hate about Jews!!!
 
jhunter1163 said:
Well, since it repeats several times in the song, I'll do it both ways in one recording and you can use whichever you like. It might be a couple days before I get you a vocal because my wife has told me she never, ever wants to hear me mess up good song lyrics again, but I'll do it as soon as I can.
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The vocal is sent. I'm looking forward to another outstanding JREF production!
 
While I've got my creative juices flowing...

Tune: "Love Is All Around" by Wet Wet Wet (from "Four Weddings And A Funeral")

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
The truth is all around me
And so the feeling grows
They're written on the wind
Those crappy videos
So if you're really thinking
Come on and let them go

Chorus:

You know they're stupid, they always are
That Dylan A, wants to be a star
But from beginning, right to the end
You know his claims
He can't defend

I see the Gravy paper
As I lay on my bed
I kinda get to thinking
'Bout all the things he said
I listen to some Hardfire
Read Ryan Mackey too
It's really quite apparent
That Twoofer stuff ain't true..

(repeat chorus)

It's written on the wind, oh
A crappy video
So if you're really thinking, thinking, thinking
Come on and let it go
Come on and let it go
(repeat and fade)
 
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2674577&postcount=49

If you can just get your lines together
and then follow along with me
We'll look for flashes on a
shiny high-rise
'n wonder what it is we see.

But first,
are you delirious?
Have you ever been delirious?
Well...
I have.

I know, I know
You'll probably scream and cry
that two little planes made those big holes
But who in your measly group of shills are you trying to prove that
the footage they showed is the truth we're owed?

Ohh, but are you delirious?
Have you ever been delirious?
We-he-hell!
I have....

Uh, let me prove it to you...

[insert guitar solo consisting of soloist mouthing the "LIHOP-MIHOP" song through a talkbox, connected to a cheezy Danelectro reverse delay pedal]

Killtown and Judy Woods I can, uh, hear in the distance
I think they're calling our name
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you could
if your brain was made out of sand...

Ohh, but are you delirious?
Have you ever been delirious?
Not necessarily stoned, but pitiful...
 
jhunter1163 said:
While I've got my creative juices flowing...

Tune: "Love Is All Around" by Wet Wet Wet (from "Four Weddings And A Funeral")
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very nice. :D

As an aside "love is all arround me" was originally by The Troggs, (of "wild thing" fame). Reg Presley, Troggs front man, who wrote the song is a major UFO woo, and used most of his royalties from Wet Wet Wet's ridiculously successful cover to fun crop circle "research" / useless trivia.
 
Brainache said:
I dread the Jews today, oh boy
Because I know I'll never make the grade
And though the Jews make me so mad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw a photograph
Of thousands dying in a fire
In a movie that was called Loose Change
A crowd of Truthers sat and stared
They'd seen it all before
Now I guess that I'm not sure of anything beyond my door...

I pwned a shill today oh boy
Told him how he loves George Bush's war
A crowd of JERFers turned away
but I just LOL'D a lot
At least I'm not a 'bot

I'd love to learn to con...

Woke up, fell out of bed,
pulled a bong and lost my head
Found my way upstairs and dropped a tab,
And looking up I noticed I was great
Found my coke and kicked my cat
made a post in seconds flat
found my way downstairs and had a smoke,
Avery spoke and I went into a dream....

I dread the Jews today oh boy
Four thousand stayed away from work that day
And though the Jews were all at home
I had to count them all
Now I know how many Jews it takes to fill a trading floor...

I'd love to learn to con...

Apologies to the Beatles. (Especially the dead ones)
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Brainache - love this parody. I'm back in Melbourne as of the 12th - want lay down a recording of this one?
 
Mobyseven said:
Brainache - love this parody. I'm back in Melbourne as of the 12th - want lay down a recording of this one?
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Feel free to make a recording of it Mobyseven, but I can't help. I have no musical talent and I don't even know how to pronounce PWN. I will of course expect the standard royalties when it becomes a smash hit record with the kids.:Banane30:
 
Unsecured Coins said:
now I know why I'm not a drummer. Stuck in the middle might take a few.
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One of the reasons I'm not a drummer is because I've seen Bill Bruford, Pat Mastelotto, Mike Mangini, Chad Wackerman, and Terry Bozzio each play in clubs that only held about 150 people. That's not terribly far removed from watching Chopin giving piano lessons to 7 year-olds. Quite the humbling experience for a musician.
 
Well, all drummers are a little bit crazy, of course, (they kind of have to be to decide early on in life that they want to bang sticks on skins, after all ;)), but, to plagiarize paraphrase Longfellow... when they are good, they are very, very good, but when they are bad, they are horrid.

:D
 
LC: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[To the tune of "What would Brian Boitano do?]


What would Osama Bin Laden do
If he were here right now?
He’d blame everything on the Jews,
That’s what Osama Bin Laden would do.

I’m sure the poor guy’s innocent
Of sending people to their graves.
How could an Arab like him have done it
While living in a cave?

And terrorists don’t really exist
Cause Barrett tells me so.
So it must have been a false-flag op
Done by the NWO.

It's great to live within a world
Where you never think things through.
All you have to do is hate a Jew
That’s what Osama Bin Laden would do.

I just want the girls to notice me
That’s why I hang with Dylan, Jase, and Corey.
While I just want my mom
To stop finding all my porn
So I’ll pretend to be an activist too
Cause that’s what Osama Bin Laden would do.

So come on boys let’s have some fun
And join the Loose Change crew
Even though we have no clue
Cause that’s what Osama Bin Laden would do.
 
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I know it's been a while, but this just sprang fully formed into my head on Friday and I was too busy with bofors to get round to posting it till now.

Judy
(To the tune of "Ruby", by the Kaiser Chiefs)

Let it never be said
That you're right in the head
There's no sense to be made
From the things that you've said
Star Wars energy beams
Only work in your dreams
And your billiard balls
Just prove nothing at all

Judy Judy Judy Judy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
You're loony loony loony loony (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
And all your crazy crazy theories (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Are really really really screwy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)

Due to lack of debris
In a bad photograph
You rejected CD
For a much bigger laugh
You make such a big deal
Of your dustified steel
But your circular holes
Are too square to be real

Judy Judy Judy Judy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
You're loony loony loony loony (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
And all your crazy crazy theories (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Are really really really screwy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)

Could it be, could it be that you're out of your tree
And you've got no grip on reality
Could it be, could it be that you're out of your tree
And you've got no grip on reality

Judy Judy Judy Judy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
You're loony loony loony loony (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
And all your crazy crazy theories (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Are really really really screwy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)



Dave
 
Dave Rogers said:
I know it's been a while, but this just sprang fully formed into my head on Friday and I was too busy with bofors to get round to posting it till now.

Judy
(To the tune of "Ruby", by the Kaiser Chiefs)

Let it never be said
That you're right in the head
There's no sense to be made
From the things that you've said
Star Wars energy beams
Only work in your dreams
And your billiard balls
Just prove nothing at all

Judy Judy Judy Judy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
You're loony loony loony loony (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
And all your crazy crazy theories (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Are really really really screwy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)

Due to lack of debris
In a bad photograph
You rejected CD
For a much bigger laugh
You make such a big deal
Of your dustified steel
But your circular holes
Are too square to be real

Judy Judy Judy Judy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
You're loony loony loony loony (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
And all your crazy crazy theories (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Are really really really screwy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)

Could it be, could it be that you're out of your tree
And you've got no grip on reality
Could it be, could it be that you're out of your tree
And you've got no grip on reality

Judy Judy Judy Judy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
You're loony loony loony loony (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
And all your crazy crazy theories (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Are really really really screwy (Ah ah ah ah ah ah)



Dave
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Class and you've pushed "coming in the air tonight" out of my head, so bonus points.
 
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