A brief off topic post, but I have a story!:
Wow...yeah that won't be happening. I know some of them require (as my current school does) that you list your highest degree after your name if its a professional masters (MBA/MPA/MPP/etc.) or any type of doctorate, but I definately won't prefacing it with Dr. LightinDarknes
That reminds me of a women I worked for in undergrad in a university office - she *demanded* to have Dr. SoandSo PhD, MA, BA put on her cards, and went nuclear if you do not address her as Dr. at every opportunity. All of her degrees were in English, from good schools too, but it had nothing to do with the position she was working in. That was my first exposure to "people who insist on throwing around the doctorate" personalities. And although I am sure there are exceptions to the rule, so far I'm batting 100%: those who obsess over listing their PhD everywhere and making other people call them Dr. have so far all been doing it to hide their academic, professional, or intellectual shortcomings.
Not that Dr. WTC Dust is doing that or anything...and now we return back to the topic of us all just not being smart enough to understand Dr. Wood's...lasers hypothesis.
I dunno. In a higher education environment, academics get misnamed all the time. A lot of it comes down to courtesy. British students can get very confused when emailing and will use any of the following when addressing someone with a doctorate in a lecturer position (who is therefore not a professor by rank or title):
Dear Professor x,
Hi Professor,
Hiya,
Hey there,
Dear Mrs x,
Mr x,
Dear Sir,
Sir, [also to female staff!]
and in class, some female staff are even addressed as 'Miss' because a few students have yet to adjust from school.
The correct appellations for a lecturer, in the British system,are exclusively Dr x or the academic's first name. And virtually everyone tells their students to call them by their first names after week 1 of a course.
This may be a cultural thing; I get the impression that many European cultures, not just Germany, accept and respect the right of people with doctorates to be called Dr. The British find the way that some Americans put 'Judy Wood, PhD' on everything to be downright weird. You wouldn't even do that on a business card. It'd be 'Dr Judy Wood'. If someone wrote 'Dr Judy Wood, PhD' then you're in full-on woo territory.
Another thing is gender. As some of the examples of misappellations listed above show, it is not unknown for unmarried female academics to be addressed, entirely wrongly, as 'Mrs'. Whenever this has come up with my female colleagues in the UK, they are very insistent that they prefer being addressed as Dr x because it totally neutralises the question of whether they are married or unmarried.
There's a difference, ultimately, between social courtesies and appeals to authority. The classic crank example is putting 'Gillian Keith, PhD' on the cover of a book. Virtually no book that puts PhD after the author's name is anything other than woo. Even David Ray Griffin manages without doing
that. Putting Dr or PhD in email addresses, Twitter accounts, blog names or website URLs is almost always a sign of insecurity.
That said, and however much I might think they are clueless a-holes, it's still relatively rude to talk about Ms Wood, Mr Fetzer or Mr Griffin when they all have doctorates, no matter how nutty they are. It's just as easy to say Judy Wood and deprive her of a doctorate that is now worth less than toilet paper, and not go for the low blow and deliberate insult.
Why? Because cranks and woos will sometimes resort to the same tactic of deliberate insult, and ostentatiously deprive real scholars of their proper titles.