7,000 year old alien base found

[Cosmic Yak]

Bubba should be dancing on his poop deck. Just look at all the forum members doubting the government!

 

[Steve]

And this type of doubting is why we can't have nice things.
On their way out the aliens even left a nice heart shape on Pluto, and what did we do?
Did we return their calls?
Did we friend them on galaxybook?

Nooo, we doubt whether they really love us while binge-watching Netflix with a nice tub of icecream fro 7000 years.
No wonder they resort to anal probing.

Spot on! I was going to poke holes in your logic, but then I realized you have summarized the situation perfectly.

 

[tinribmancer]

Of course none of this is possible at all since the universe is only 6000 years old anyway.
Silly Iraqis

That's what "THEY" want you to believe.