religion humor

From the Corinthian Consumer Protection Agency: "It has come to our attention that a certain Saul 'St. Paul' of Tarsus had been spamming various cities in the area with his mass-mailing campaign. "Like most such scams, the letters are mailed indiscriminately to every city in the area; we have...

Not sure if this has been posted already, but I found this hilarious - especially the examples of 'science' that Scientology is founded on. Wasn't sure if this would be the right forum for it (perhaps humour instead) - so mods - feed free to move this if you wish...

Well, the May 11th issue of the Onion has an article about my favorite new religion.

My cat speaks perfect English. Proof: 1. Nobody can prove that my cat cannot speak perfect English 2. It is irrational to assert as true something that cannot be proven 3. The conclusion that my cat cannot speak perfect English is therefore irrational 4. Therefore the rational conclusion is...

A new billboard poster has been erected on the roadside on my way home from word. It is a big, ugly, green and white sign that simply says JESUS. I've been wondering who this sign is intended for. My guess is that it is for disgruntled Christians that have had a bad day at work and are...

Yes, this has happened to me. It's one of the most embarrassing social events you can imagine. These were people I liked... and even if I hadn't, they outnumbered me. And the trouble is, you can't really decline. "No, thank you very much, I like being possessed by Satan." So I let'em. But then...

Click this for some grade-A hilarity! How can you *not* love a site with products like the PC Screen Saver? Or Authentix Imitation Fossils? Or (saving the best for last) the anti-godless geographists, Bible-approved World Globe? For the full list of updates, see here. The site has over...

Why not have something to do while we're going? Jesus Dress Up! Just click & drag, and enjoy!

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html I ran across that site on another board, and found it hysterical, yet deeply disturbing. I'm not trying to Christian bash, since I'm certain that the views expressed on that site are not shared by many Christians...but wowzers! I also thought the 'what...

Ask the Imam Question from Pakistan: Please click the link before commenting. :rolleyes: :usa:

Well, I wish I had my camera handy, because I passed the most aggressive church sign I've ever seen:

Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2! This is such a hoot...:D

This Christmas it is my humble pleasure to share with you the words of our Prophet Peter Popoff, as revealed to me by the Pophet Himself in personal correspondence. The Epistles of Peter Popoff Have a laugh this Christmas. :D (I got on his mailing list by calling for some "Miracle Water"...

It was a coin flip where this oughtta go, Internet, Humor, or here. I decided here. The original -- Jack Chick's "Dark Dungeons" The comic strip -- "Once Upon A Table..." The whole strip's a hoot, and on a dreary day with nothing to do, may I suggest a trip down archive lane?

...but there's always an exception...

In the Halls Of Heaven, God looks down at the Earth. "Jesus Christ! Where could that kid be?" Hands drop over God's eyes... "Guess who?" "Jesus." "How'd you guess?" "Let's just say I could see right through." "What did you want me for, Dad?" "Well, I've decided that it's Rapture time...

What if, when he was resurrected, Jesus was a Zombie, and walks the Earth even unto this very day, cracking open people's skulls and sucking the brains out? Maybe this would explain Bigfoot?

Here is today's Bible Babelization. Be the first on your block to collect all of them! Amaze your friends! And now, the original: And Babelized:

With the assistance of http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ 1:1 In de beginnin' God created da damn heaven and da damn eard. 1:2 And da damn eard wuz widout fo'm, and void; and darkness wuz downon de face uh de deep. Jes hang loose, brud. And da damn Spirit uh God moved downon de face uh de...

A friend sent me a card recently that I thought was cute. The front shows a monk-like figure -- bearded, semi-balding, wearing a loose robe -- smiling beatifically as brightly-colored birds fly above his head. "IT'S ALL GOD...," the caption reads, "AND IT'S ALL GOOD." (keep going...)...

http://www.photocountry.com/viewphoto.asp?UserId=6866&Photo=antichick if that doesn't work, try: http://www.photocountry.com/users/6866/antichick.jpg Please don't go handing this out to people unless you think it's absolutely necessary.

Satan wins Googlefight over Allah! Satan vs. Allah

Yet I'm still here. Near death experience? You decide. What makes people think being nearly dead is special evidence of what being dead is like? Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?

Gneral formula for new threads: (Insert name of famous person here) was a (insert religious persuasion or lack thereof here). Yaaaawwwnn........