religion humor

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    The Judean Scam

    From the Corinthian Consumer Protection Agency: "It has come to our attention that a certain Saul 'St. Paul' of Tarsus had been spamming various cities in the area with his mass-mailing campaign. "Like most such scams, the letters are mailed indiscriminately to every city in the area; we have...
  2. M

    Scientology - Onion Style

    Not sure if this has been posted already, but I found this hilarious - especially the examples of 'science' that Scientology is founded on. Wasn't sure if this would be the right forum for it (perhaps humour instead) - so mods - feed free to move this if you wish...
  3. R

    Scientology has a new competitor

    Well, the May 11th issue of the Onion has an article about my favorite new religion.
  4. Robin

    A talking cat

    My cat speaks perfect English. Proof: 1. Nobody can prove that my cat cannot speak perfect English 2. It is irrational to assert as true something that cannot be proven 3. The conclusion that my cat cannot speak perfect English is therefore irrational 4. Therefore the rational conclusion is...
  5. Bruce

    JESUS on a billboard

    A new billboard poster has been erected on the roadside on my way home from word. It is a big, ugly, green and white sign that simply says JESUS. I've been wondering who this sign is intended for. My guess is that it is for disgruntled Christians that have had a bad day at work and are...
  6. D

    Etiquette: What Do You Do When People Cast Demons Out Of You?

    Yes, this has happened to me. It's one of the most embarrassing social events you can imagine. These were people I liked... and even if I hadn't, they outnumbered me. And the trouble is, you can't really decline. "No, thank you very much, I like being possessed by Satan." So I let'em. But then...
  7. W

    LordCo Centre (scathingly funny religious spoof site) Update!

    Click this for some grade-A hilarity! How can you *not* love a site with products like the PC Screen Saver? Or Authentix Imitation Fossils? Or (saving the best for last) the anti-godless geographists, Bible-approved World Globe? For the full list of updates, see here. The site has over...
  8. Temporal Renegade

    Since we're all going to Hell anyway...

    Why not have something to do while we're going? Jesus Dress Up! Just click & drag, and enjoy!
  9. M

    I'm not sure if this belongs here, or humor...

    http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html I ran across that site on another board, and found it hysterical, yet deeply disturbing. I'm not trying to Christian bash, since I'm certain that the views expressed on that site are not shared by many Christians...but wowzers! I also thought the 'what...
  10. A

    Fatwa on smilies

    Ask the Imam Question from Pakistan: Please click the link before commenting. :rolleyes: :usa:
  11. S

    Church Signs get more aggressive

    Well, I wish I had my camera handy, because I passed the most aggressive church sign I've ever seen:
  12. C

    The Landover Baptists score again!

    Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 2! This is such a hoot...:D
  13. D

    Merry Christmas: The Epistles of Peter Popoff

    This Christmas it is my humble pleasure to share with you the words of our Prophet Peter Popoff, as revealed to me by the Pophet Himself in personal correspondence. The Epistles of Peter Popoff Have a laugh this Christmas. :D (I got on his mailing list by calling for some "Miracle Water"...
  14. C

    Jack Chick taken to task...

    It was a coin flip where this oughtta go, Internet, Humor, or here. I decided here. The original -- Jack Chick's "Dark Dungeons" The comic strip -- "Once Upon A Table..." The whole strip's a hoot, and on a dreary day with nothing to do, may I suggest a trip down archive lane?
  15. C

    Dark humor and religion usually don't mix...

    ...but there's always an exception...
  16. E

    God's Own Fan Fic: The New Gospels

    In the Halls Of Heaven, God looks down at the Earth. "Jesus Christ! Where could that kid be?" Hands drop over God's eyes... "Guess who?" "Jesus." "How'd you guess?" "Let's just say I could see right through." "What did you want me for, Dad?" "Well, I've decided that it's Rapture time...
  17. shemp

    Jesus the Undead Zombie

    What if, when he was resurrected, Jesus was a Zombie, and walks the Earth even unto this very day, cracking open people's skulls and sucking the brains out? Maybe this would explain Bigfoot?
  18. shemp

    Monday's Bible Babelization: Matthew 4

    Here is today's Bible Babelization. Be the first on your block to collect all of them! Amaze your friends! And now, the original: And Babelized:
  19. shemp

    The Jive Bible: Genesis 1

    With the assistance of http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ 1:1 In de beginnin' God created da damn heaven and da damn eard. 1:2 And da damn eard wuz widout fo'm, and void; and darkness wuz downon de face uh de deep. Jes hang loose, brud. And da damn Spirit uh God moved downon de face uh de...
  20. N

    Unitarian Joke

    A friend sent me a card recently that I thought was cute. The front shows a monk-like figure -- bearded, semi-balding, wearing a loose robe -- smiling beatifically as brightly-colored birds fly above his head. "IT'S ALL GOD...," the caption reads, "AND IT'S ALL GOOD." (keep going...)...
  21. C

    Bad Bob the Theist: an Anti-Chick Tract

    http://www.photocountry.com/viewphoto.asp?UserId=6866&Photo=antichick if that doesn't work, try: http://www.photocountry.com/users/6866/antichick.jpg Please don't go handing this out to people unless you think it's absolutely necessary.
  22. shemp

    Satan beats Allah!

    Satan wins Googlefight over Allah! Satan vs. Allah
  23. E

    I wanted a taco last night.

    Yet I'm still here. Near death experience? You decide. What makes people think being nearly dead is special evidence of what being dead is like? Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?
  24. J

    Charlie was a paratrooper

    Gneral formula for new threads: (Insert name of famous person here) was a (insert religious persuasion or lack thereof here). Yaaaawwwnn........

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