religion humor

Rowan Atkinson's parody sermon on WAMA, you gotta love the guy......... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xFBZ8cRdQGM Enjoy!.........:D Edit; perhaps this lives in the humour section........maybe not.

http://datetosave.com/ "Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian woman who loves Jesus Christ and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to...

This is a parody of various apologetics and proofs for God that I've come up with. If apologists can twist, distort, and outright mangle the rules of logic to suit their needs, let's see what else their line of reasoning can be used to prove. (Note that this differs from the list on...

So Colbert did a fairly friendly interview of the author. But he so got him. (Paraphrases follow) Colbert: You do believe the literal truth of the Bible? The Bible is the inerant word of God? Author: Yes. Colbert: So should we stone gays? A: ... Colbert: Because it says that is what we...

An article on Cracked.com: 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (and Must) Agree On. I skimmed (the article is long and my morning is busy) and it all seems reasonable enough. Things like "Both sides really do believe what they're saying." Another is "both sides exaggerate about the other,"...

I just saw one a few minutes ago that made me laugh: "God was my copilot, but we crashed in the Ozarks and I had to eat him." I searched JREF forum just now and found only a little about bumper sticker, esp. one that started with "Bumper Stickers that made me cringe" the decayed into the usual...

Has anybody seen the latest episode of Mr. Deity? It's hilarious as always, and I think it makes a really good point. One of the best advantages of atheism, in my opinion, is the ability it gives me to determine the meaning of my own life instead of believing that there's some kind of meaning...

You know how sometimes, some of the stories in the Bible seem to kind of have ... the wrong message? As in, if somebody really acted the way God tells people in the Bible to act, you'd think they were a dangerous loon? Well, I thought somebody should do something about that, and maybe revise...

Apologies if you've already heard this one, and if it doesn't fit in this subforum - I still liked it: "A new article in Newsweek is out talking about what it's like to be an atheist. I actually have a friend who's an atheist, and married to a Jehovah Witness. Their kids are a little strange...

The next time a Jehovah's Witness comes to your door, instead of saying, "No thanks" and closing the door, try this instead: http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=211 http://www.homeonthestrange.com/view.php?ID=212 (I had to post the links, as they were too big to just put in the post...

Variety is the spice of life. It's lovely to see so many people addressing the same goddamn subject is so many ways. OK, so it seemed like there were more at the time. It seems to me I'd kind of enjoy the prospect of my death being discussed in such a broad array of venues no matter what the...

If there was a human being named Jesus Christ, he was created by sex. Not by some deity sticking his seed into a human woman's womb. I don't know why I felt the need to point this out, other than that it gives me an opportunity to create a parody thread. But I didn't create it by sex. Whatever.

Hoping to spread the meme. uIwiPsgRrOs

This shocking footage shows that the bones of Jesus were found buried with a Sniffex and the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch. Experts say that the Sniffex may have been intended to help Jesus find his way out of the tomb when he resurrected, and the Handgrenade was for the Romans. More to follow as...

This has to be the funniest video I've seen in a long time: mIpO5b0dGBQ (Some NSFW dialogue)

Solar-Powered Buggy Warning Signs http://www.wbko.com/news/headlines/5106656.html I just don't know what to think...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

Another conspiracy theory is that some gospels were suppressed and never saw print, but I don't buy it and think they were trashed because they were obvious phoneys. For example the 'Gospel of Judas' probably contained a verse such as - "I was nowhere near the grassy knoll when Jesus was...

I'm sure you'll all have a few more of your own, but I just thought you'd all get a giggle, and some useful ammunition, in this list of some of the more absurd of all those absurd verses in the Bible: churchhopping.com/ten-verses-never-preached-on/ M

I heard this, and wanted to share. A reporter was doing a documentary on religious life in the middle east. Part of it included a visit to the "wailing wall". She was filming devout Jews approaching the wall, praying, and rolling up the notes, with their special requests to God and putting...

http://getbehindjesus.net/ The superimposition of our beloved christ's image is completely superfluous. I wonder if he can speak?

Here's a link to the site, I thought some of you might find it interesting: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060809/ts_nm/arts_fringe_religion_dc

Apparently, he's a musician. There's a Mark Datter Trio.

Was feelin' a lil' down today and needed something to cheer me up!

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2006-02-21/index-1.gif Max Cannon for President!

My religion has taught me not to be afraid to call someone wrong when he does something, says something, stands for something, or engages in something that violates the values in which I believe. Instead of focusing on why Mohammed is not on my Christmas-card list, I would like to remind people...

I once ate a taco. It chucked my spirit out about ten feet from my body. By the time I crawled back in, I had a revelation: Tacos are the process of eating tacos. Please take this profound wisdom to heart wherever you may eat tacos.

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/

...just Non Sequitur puttin' one out for all the dyslexics in the house...

The immaterialist must believe that existence consists of tiny pink elephants or else conclude that the moon is made of purple marshmallow. My definition of an immaterialist is someone who either believes that existence consists of tiny pink elephants or that the moon is made of purple...