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[Ed] What would an Illuminati say? & secret knowledge and more than that

Thermal said:
I feel like this is an oddly trivial question. Why would anyone explain their moving abroad? Retiring, or change of scene, or whatever. Why would secretly being a member of a world controlling cabal pose a problem? Seems like it would make establishing alibi and backstories easier.

Eta: I feel like there's a 'What the Fox say?' bouncing around in here somewhere too
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Great thing about being in the Illuminati that everything is easy. Our bank cards are coded so we don't pay for stuff. Our driver's license and passports are also coded so we can breeze through customs, and in my case - get away with crime. I waste a guy and wait for the cops. They run my coded ID and send me on my way.

And you'd think traveling by secret nuclear submarine would be a pain, but our Swedish boats are first class all the way. Who needs windows?

Our mind control mission continues to evolve. Tik-Tok has been a success, we're making billions on energy drinks and running shoes. And our ultimate goal of a taco truck on every corner gains ground every month.
 
Dave Rogers said:
I did a quick search for a ROT13 decoder to read the above. The one I found had separate boxes for ROT13 encoding and ROT13 decoding, which I'm geeky enough to find utterly hilarious.

Dave
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Lrf gur vqrn vf n yvggyr erqhaqnag, ohg gur fvgr fhccbegf hfre fryrpgnoyr punenpgre qvfcynprzrag.
 
catsmate said:
Shhhhh.
Lbh fubhyq xabj orggre guna gb fnl guvatf yvxr gung va sebag bs gur furrc.
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.elbuort fo stros lla otni su teg ot gniog si siht erus m'I

AKA:
Mae'n Mae'n ddrwg gen i nad ydw i'n siarad Cymraeg. gen i nad ydw i'n siarad Cymraeg.
 
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catsmate said:
There first thing I'd say is that 'Illuminati' is plural.
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Ahem.

arthwollipot said:
Strictly speaking, "Illuminati" is a plural noun. The singular is "Illuminatus". Or "Illuminata" if referring to a woman. But then the plural would be "Illuminatae". Probably best if we just make it a neuter noun, which makes the singular "Illuminatum" and the plural "Illuminata".

Whaaat? It's a hobby!
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Craig4 said:
You're worried about the wrong thing. You're worried that there's this cabal of people secretly running the world. The truth is, and you need to brace for this, the thing you should be concerned about is that no one is in charge. Wars, pandemics, financial crises, all happen or spiral out of control because a bunch of different people acting without leadership think they understand complex problems when they don't.
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I had a friend once who expressed mild concern that there might be a hidden cabal secretly ruling the world. My response was "You know what? If there is, they're doing a damn terrible job of it."

After a moment's thought, he said "yeah, you're right," and never spoke of it again.
 
arthwollipot said:
Ahem.



I had a friend once who expressed mild concern that there might be a hidden cabal secretly ruling the world. My response was "You know what? If there is, they're doing a damn terrible job of it."

After a moment's thought, he said "yeah, you're right," and never spoke of it again.
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Nah, it's all going exactly to plan...
 
arthwollipot said:
Ahem.



I had a friend once who expressed mild concern that there might be a hidden cabal secretly ruling the world. My response was "You know what? If there is, they're doing a damn terrible job of it."

After a moment's thought, he said "yeah, you're right," and never spoke of it again.
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Hey you try ruling the world with a phone, Since they switched from horse mounted messengers things have been going down hill.
 
Naval Diplomat said:
I wonder if there's any good documentaries or reports out there of prior members or someone who flew too close. Most of what you find is crap...
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Hi Naval Diplomat, and welcome to the forum.
I suggest that the reason why the documentaries you've seen so far are crap is because the whole idea of a massive secret society controlling everything is also crap.
 
Isaac Zac said:
Hi all :)

I've got a question (this is kinda off-topic, so don't know if this is right here):

Let's say you've got an Illuminati from Germany. This male Illuminati is really passionate about leaving the country, changing his name and doin everything to get a completely new identity.

So now (whilst the process of creating his new life) someone asks him the following questions?
1. Why did you leave Germany?
2. Why did you go to Finland? Why exactly Finland?
3. Why did you change your name?
4. Why did you take on this hebrew first name? Why a hebrew one?

Well, the correct answers would be: 1. mind control is destroying my life. 2. I get thinner and smarter. 3. this name is one reason for the mind control inmy life. 4. its connection to God, even though I am extremely atheistic, it provides good stuff.

The majority of the people mustn't get to know about mind control and its existence.

This question feels so important to me. I need to know that.


Thank you very much for each serious answer.


Yours sincerly,
Isaak
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Oh wow. Saw the more recent thread, didn't realize quite what was happening. ...Well, have seen this one now.

Get help, guy, straight away. ...And if you are getting help, and while doing that you're generally passing the time of day here, sure, why not, have fun.
 
Chanakya said:
Oh wow. Saw the more recent thread, didn't realize quite what was happening. ...Well, have seen this one now.

Get help, guy, straight away. ...And if you are getting help, and while doing that you're generally passing the time of day here, sure, why not, have fun.
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Well spotted, Chanakaya.
Isaac: what he said. Get help for your condition. Posting on this forum won't make you better.
 
arthwollipot said:
I had a friend once who expressed mild concern that there might be a hidden cabal secretly ruling the world. My response was "You know what? If there is, they're doing a damn terrible job of it."

After a moment's thought, he said "yeah, you're right," and never spoke of it again.
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'Twould depend on who it was theorized to be benefitting, no? For you or me, lousy job. For billionaires and other upper deck power players? They seem to be doing pretty OK.
 
Thermal said:
'Twould depend on who it was theorized to be benefitting, no? For you or me, lousy job. For billionaires and other upper deck power players? They seem to be doing pretty OK.
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The problem with a hidden cabal is that the non-hidden cabals would kick up a fuss. We know who's been elected to the United States Congress. We know who attends the Davos conferences. We know who sits on the IPCC. We know who has a veto in the UNSC. We know who's in charge of the World Bank. There isn't a shadow wizard money gang of even more powerful, super-secret people behind them, pulling their strings. These guys are the string pullers. These guys are the wizard money gang - no shadows required.
 
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theprestige said:
The problem with a hidden cabal is that the non-hidden cabals would kick up a fuss. We know who's been elected to the United States Congress. We know who attends the Davos conferences. We know who sits on the IPCC. We know who has a veto in the UNSC. We know who's in charge of the World Bank. There isn't a shadow wizard money gang of even more powerful, super-secret people behind them, pulling their strings. These guys are the string pullers. These guys are the wizard money gang - no shadows required.
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Well, yeah, but your take disproves that the spooky cabal's control is absolute. I think it could be more along the lines of the spooky cabal pulling many strings, but not all. They only need to come out on top overall, not direct the outcome of each Congressional vote. They may have influence before the vote, but if some rando AOC screws it up, they play their influence on the outcome end.

Not advocating any of this crazy horse ****, btw.
 
I slightly miss those interminable threads from a couple of forum members who insisted the secret illuminati cabal and their innumerable henchmen had been preparing literally for centuries to take over the world and live like princes, yet somehow the evil plot was never quite ready yet. Like a gang of bank robbers perpetually planning a heist, who had to keep recruiting new gang members as the originals died of old age long ago.
 


A secret society do exist. Illuminati - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti - ti...
 
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