Happy Alien Abduction Day!

Apathia

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Bring out your repressed memories! Today is Alien Abduction Day.
Have an experience to share? Spill it here!

I myself am I Xanti Misfit Hybrid. They're not coming for me.

www.irishstar.com

'I'm convinced aliens abducted me after waking up and noticing something odd'

Lotty Luxe recounted her strange encounter, explaining the differences between two types of alien abduction and what paranormal signs you need to look out for
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The only memories I'm trying to repress involve various stupid things done while pissed, stoned, off my face on mushrooms or a combination of those...

My excuse is how else was a painfully shy ex-Methodist in their late teens-early 20s supposed to cope with, well, anything?

I'm sure no aliens were involved, despite a long history of sleep paralysis and hypnagogic and hypnopompic hallucinations.

Now, a couple of guys I met in a bar in Cork...
 
The bod in that linked story is clearly, to use one of my old professional terms, not attached to the same level of reality as the rest of us. Not remotely, even if she lives out in the wilds of Connemara and subsists on dodgy poteen (not the good stuff, the real mad man juice).

PS I'm making assumptions being as the link is to the Irish Star. And what I say about Connemara was certainly true in 1980...
 
Apathia said:
Bring out your repressed memories! Today is Alien Abduction Day.
Have an experience to share? Spill it here!

I myself am I Xanti Misfit Hybrid. They're not coming for me.

www.irishstar.com

'I'm convinced aliens abducted me after waking up and noticing something odd'

Lotty Luxe recounted her strange encounter, explaining the differences between two types of alien abduction and what paranormal signs you need to look out for
www.irishstar.com www.irishstar.com
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Last year an undocumented worker from Guatemala stole my neighbor's soccer ball. I can say I've witnessed an alien abduction.
 
Apathia said:
Bring out your repressed memories! Today is Alien Abduction Day.
Have an experience to share? Spill it here!

I myself am I Xanti Misfit Hybrid. They're not coming for me.

www.irishstar.com

'I'm convinced aliens abducted me after waking up and noticing something odd'

Lotty Luxe recounted her strange encounter, explaining the differences between two types of alien abduction and what paranormal signs you need to look out for
www.irishstar.com www.irishstar.com
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Thank you for remembering! Hallmark(tm) don't have a lot of cards for that so I'll take it as one.

Yes I have been abducted by aliens twice, and as always, they put something in your dumphole.

Pretty sure it wasn't a futuristic thermometer.
 
PitPat said:
Thank you for remembering! Hallmark(tm) don't have a lot of cards for that so I'll take it as one.

Yes I have been abducted by aliens twice, and as always, they put something in your dumphole.

Pretty sure it wasn't a futuristic thermometer.
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The most disturbing part is the prep. :wackyeek:
 
Wow. Quite a story.
And according to Lotty, these extra-terrestrial beings can conduct experiments on individuals, and she claims to have personally experienced this. She further noted: "Most of the time, these aliens will target lightworkers [those believed to have a higher purpose of bringing light], people who have had past lives as elemental beings and extra-terrestrial beings, starseeds [a variant of the belief in alien-human hybrids], or palladiums [people believed to provide protection or safety of something sacred]."
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I guess I'm not one of the special chosen people. I have noticed before that there's an element of believing that you have special powers or gifts: lightworkers, starseeds, palladiums. Something that makes you more special and important than everyone else. They believe that their dreams are not just ordinary dreams but astral projections. This is how some people cope. They make believe that they are the main character in a fairy tale.
 
Ryan O'Dine said:
I'm an alien and I abducted myself, so at this moment I'm just confused about what I should feel.
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Just probe your butt and forget about it.

As what's with all these weird observation days? We were supposed to be happy about women a few weeks ago, and dead American Presidents before that. Why would you be happy a president was dead? Present Presidents excluded, of course. Which is also a dickhead thing to say. Out loud.
 
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My aunt was a rational, intelligent skeptic. One late night she was driving thru an isolated part of Texas. She swears she came up on an alien spaceship and aliens walking up and down the ship. I am not sure what I think about it, but if anyone else told me that I would think they were nuts, but not her.
 
wasapi said:
My aunt was a rational, intelligent skeptic. One late night she was driving thru an isolated part of Texas. She swears she came up on an alien spaceship and aliens walking up and down the ship. I am not sure what I think about it, but if anyone else told me that I would think they were nuts, but not her.
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It's funny that aliens never utilize small mechanical drones to do their exploring, but have to bring down giant ships with all them personally on board, like 1950s imaginings of exploration. Maybe they are here to learn about mechanization?
 
Thermal said:
It's funny that aliens never utilize small mechanical drones to do their exploring, but have to bring down giant ships with all them personally on board, like 1950s imaginings of exploration. Maybe they are here to learn about mechanization?
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It makes perfect sense if you've read "DR & Quinch Have Fun On Earth"
 
Aliens tried to abduct Chuck Norris.

They now all work on his ranch as his household servants.

He uses their ship as a ski boat.

Probing was not discussed.
 
Alien Guitar Abduction is my musical alter ego. Years ago, while on my way to a Buckethead concert, I saw strange lights in the sky and the next thing I knew, my car was in a ditch and I had no recollection of what had occurred other than some vague memories of being sucked up into an alien spacecraft. And my guitar was missing...so I speculate the aliens abducted it. :)
 
stanfr said:
Alien Guitar Abduction is my musical alter ego. Years ago, while on my way to a Buckethead concert, I saw strange lights in the sky and the next thing I knew, my car was in a ditch and I had no recollection of what had occurred other than some vague memories of being sucked up into an alien spacecraft. And my guitar was missing...so I speculate the aliens abducted it. :)
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Did they steal your whisky too?
 
stanfr said:
Alien Guitar Abduction is my musical alter ego. Years ago, while on my way to a Buckethead concert, I saw strange lights in the sky and the next thing I knew, my car was in a ditch and I had no recollection of what had occurred other than some vague memories of being sucked up into an alien spacecraft. And my guitar was missing...so I speculate the aliens abducted it. :)
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"Good news, Continuum Lords. We've calculated a way to prevent the Great Earth Catastrophe with just one small, ethically permissible time intervention."

"Excellent, let's see... Okay, there's... And then... Great Threads of Chaos, could it really be that simple?"
 
This Alien Abduction thing, let me get it straight. We are supposed to abduct them, right? Or have I been doing it wrong?
 
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