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Oh no, now graham crackers are promoting sin!

Iamme said:
You beat me to it.
That said, my sister used to go to her girlfriends house 49 years ago and have `graham cracker mush`. I dont think i ever tried it.
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So, that's what the kids called it back then.
 
What did you call it?
I`m not talking about smores. Im talking about graham crackers left to get soggy in milk, and then they ate that. No thank you. Lol
 
Iamme said:
What did you call it?
I`m not talking about smores. Im talking about graham crackers left to get soggy in milk, and then they ate that. No thank you. Lol
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I dip them in milk, but... you gotta be quick, damn things break and fall in otherwise. :(

And neither is what Ladewig was hinting at. :p
 
Iamme said:
What did you call it?
I`m not talking about smores. Im talking about graham crackers left to get soggy in milk, and then they ate that. No thank you. Lol
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As noted, I believe you missed an implication absolutely implicit in the comment. I decline to be the explicator of it!!!!!:D:boxedin:
 
MontagK505 said:
I think they made the right choice in the counter ad. They leave it to the homophobes to escalate the nastiness.
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Oh, I agree. They took the high road and good on them for it. I'm just human enough to sometimes feel highly attracted to the down and dirty. I resist but .....
 
UPDATE

It seems that being a homosexual is just like being an ax murderer. Also, half the country will rise up in protest or something.

When you come down to things like axe murder or homosexuality and you say, ‘we’re really going to promote it and we’re going to encourage everybody in America to engage in this or at least support this thing,’ there will be people on the other side who will take an adamantly opposed position to your support of axe murdering or homosexuality. They will be intolerant, they will be very intolerant of that which is evil, like axe murdering. Here’s my prognostication for Nabisco: I think they’re going to lose business. They say ‘we’ve got lots and lots and lots of positive comments,’ I think they said 50,000 positive comments or something.

Tough bananas, there are still going to be 28 percent, 38 percent, 47 percent of the market that will not go with it. So their decision to step out and say, ‘we’re going to take the lowest road possible on this, we’re going to support one of the most egregious things ever concocted since Nero — Nero being the one who came up with homosexual marriage, the namesake for it — we’re going to support the Neronic agenda,’ there will be I think 28 percent, 38 percent, it may eventually go as low as 28 percent, but you’re still going to get a pretty substantial bunch of Americans that will say, ‘hey, this is disgusting, Nabisco is disgusting.’
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Also, a gay marriage is just like a cross species marriage.

Nabisco apparently came out with this ‘Wholesome’ ad for ‘Wholesome Honey Maid and Teddy Grahams,’ it’s causing a huge stir. The company is fighting the negativity with another ad called ‘Love.’ Here’s what happened: Nabisco presented an ad in which they equated mixed race families to single parent families to homosexual families, whatever that is, maybe they had another family where a dog is the wife with a human husband. Does the dog eat wholesome Nabisco doggy bones? So they come out with an ad, then they got backlash because not everybody felt it was wholesome.
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And, lastly, homosexual love is just like being a cannibal.

Artists printed out the negative comments, rolled them all up and created a sculpture that reads ‘Love’ in cursive script. Isn’t that cute? That’s kind of cute. I wonder what God thinks about that? Didn’t God define love? See the problem with this ‘love’ thing is you can define it anyway you want. Homosexuals love their friends and cannibals love their victims, they taste good.
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www.rightwingwatch.org/content/kevi...nclusive-honey-maid-ad-axe-murder-cannibalism
 
whatever that is, maybe they had another family where a dog is the wife with a human husband.
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The stupid. It burns.

I've seen this argument from R.winger nutters many times. "Next, they'll wanna marry ther dogs and cars...Yuk Yuk Yuk...".

So I ask: Can a dog or car enter into a legally binding contract?
 
^I'm picturing how they will convey that the dog is his wife? Will she be wearing a wedding veil? A gold band around one paw? Wedding photos of the happy couple?
 
12AX7 said:
The stupid. It burns.
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Calling it stupid is being too kind.


12AX7 said:
I've seen this argument from R.winger nutters many times. "Next, they'll wanna marry ther dogs and cars...Yuk Yuk Yuk...".
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Well, same-sex marriage has been legal all across Canada for nearly nine years now (and nearly eleven years in the province of Ontario) and of all the supposed terrible things that would happen as a result of such legalization, none of them have happened. The experiment has been run, the results are in, and everything ends up fine.
 
I don't know about marriage, but I'd sure like to divorce my car. Unfortunately, the pre-nuptual lease is binding. Perhaps I should hire a hit-man?
 
marplots said:
I don't know about marriage, but I'd sure like to divorce my car. Unfortunately, the pre-nuptual lease is binding. Perhaps I should hire a hit-man?
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Let me know if you find one who does a volume discount.
 
Travis said:
It seems that good old graham crackers have become the latest target of conservative fury.

Here is the TV advert that has got them so angry.



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Yeah, conservatives also hate the Girl Scouts and are currently leading a boycott of their cookies. Who knew Girl Scouts were just liberal propaganda?

Speaking of boycotts, you better believe there is one for Honey Maid graham crackers.
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Two right wing pastors that nobody has heard of said offensive and ignorant things on the radio.

Some random people on Facebook agree.

Logical conclusion - conservatives suck. Commence circle jerk.

Thank you for continuing to enlighten us all!
 
You are welcome.

I'm not sure if One Million Mom's counts as nothing.
 
Travis said:
You are welcome.

I'm not sure if One Million Mom's counts as nothing.
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To be self-consistent, I must comment that I still believe that "One Million Moms" is one guy and a couple facebook friends.
 
Now that I am only slightly homophobic I'll have to buy some graham crackers to support the cause.

Just have to substitute them in some recipes graham cracker gumbo, graham cracker casserole, graham cracker wellington, graham cracker sushi, graham cracker and foie gras, beluga caviar on graham cracker...............

I will have you know that I will NOT be shopping for a tattooed single parent of the same sex and of a different race!!!

Call me a centrist if you must.
 
12AX7 said:
The stupid. It burns.

I've seen this argument from R.winger nutters many times. "Next, they'll wanna marry ther dogs and cars...Yuk Yuk Yuk...".

So I ask: Can a dog or car enter into a legally binding contract?
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I never understood this because the next step is clearly same-family marriage. Incest before bestiality.
 
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