Oh no, now graham crackers are promoting sin!

[luchog]

I never understood this because the next step is clearly same-family marriage. Incest before bestiality.

Since it's usually inbred Bible-belt rednecks who are the loudest opponents; I'm not sure they'd necessarily see incest as a problem.

 

[CORed]

This general mental decay, continues with the continued abuses, till the wretched transgressor sinks into a miserable fatuity, and finally becomes a confirmed and degraded idiot, whose deeply sunken and vacant glassy eye, and livid, shriveled countenance, and ulcerous, toothless gums, and fetid breath, and feeble broken voice, and emaciated and dwarfish and crooked body, and almost hairless head—covered, perhaps, with suppurating blisters and running sores—denote a premature old age—a blighted body—and a ruined soul!

I've been engaging in "self abuse" for about 44 years now. When does the mental decay start?

 

[MontagK505]

I've been engaging in "self abuse" for about 44 years now. When does the mental decay start?

You mean you haven't noticed?
Perhaps you aren't doing it right.
(Must increase frequency.)

 

[12AX7]

Two right wing pastors that nobody has heard of said offensive and ignorant things on the radio.

Some random people on Facebook agree.

Logical conclusion - conservatives suck. Commence circle jerk.

Thank you for continuing to enlighten us all!

Really?!

That's what you took away from Travis's post?