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January 2014 Stundie Nominations

Travis

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Well 2014 is here. And that means only 1 year 10 months until Marty McFly arrives from 1985. Among other things that means we have precious little time to reanimate the corpse of Princess Diana then assassinate everyone in the line of succession above her.


Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee:

1) Posts must be funny.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts should not just be something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and its source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not generally allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.

11) Despite rumors on the matter I can assure everyone that I was not one of the thugs in Stand By Me.

12) I was also not one of the twins in The Shining.
 
9/11 mini-nuker "Rocky" at Google's alt.conspiracy group is on fire. I don't even know which one to pick.

Rocky said:
There were no nuclear weapons at Ground Zero and I never said there was.

I stated it was a nuclear controlled demoltion from the start and now I know
it was a low radication mini nuke that fooled the public into thinking 19
patsies were responsibe for Ground Zero.


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Rocky said:
But that article is about 1Kt nukes not the 150Kt ones you have been posting about.
T-annoy, now you are a god-damned nitpicker because if smaller nukes can be
low radiation why can't bigger ones be low radiation too?


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Rocky said:
…all three of those nukes were close to 50 meters under the bottom of the buildings they pulverized.
Then, some posts later:
Rocky said:
the Miracle of stairwell B (full documentary)
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpTRNEVKMY4
Rocky said:
I say they were just far enough from the hypocenter that their lives were spared but everything above them was pulverized to ultra fine particles so it could not land on them.


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Rocky said:
Too bad you are still overlooking the fact that people have tried to use nuclear devices for peaceful purposes before.

To bad their peaceful purposes were to lie about 19 patsies and use those start wars.


Link: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.conspiracy/LLgCT-0gLWk


Rocky said:
I have indeed asked him many times how this molten metal would still be there months after the event, the best he came up with is because of the nuke, considering the speed that a nuclear reaction works at, I find this unlikely.
Tony, why don't you go to all the Nuclear Power plants that spend a fortune
on places to cool spent fuel rods and tell them they do not need to do that
because "the speed that a nuclear reaction works at."

Tony, even if it did work as fast as you think it did it did not work
completely and the nuke that was left behind is what kept the metal melted
for months.

Now Tony thinks he is a Nuclear Physicist. *WOW


Link: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.conspiracy/NOmCGLxrckc
 
Conspiracy theorist Jim Garrow(the "American Spring" guy) sets it straight on Obama:

What do the international intelligence communities know and say about the current occupant of the white house? Lets start the New Year with the Truth:
1/ He is a total fraud
2/ He was born in Kenya
3/ He was raised as a communist ideologue and hates America
4/ He was funded, guided and controlled by Saudi muslims
5/ He is a muslim
6/ His academic records are sealed because he did not successfully complete any academic program that he was in.
7/ His WISC score (IQ) from grade school is 128 (high average)
8/ He traveled on a British passport
9/ He bought the Nobel Peace Prize by promising big money
10/ Suffers from a personality disorder - imposter syndrome plus...
11/ His guide book is Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky (dedicated to Lucifer)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Jim-Garrow/390503827632449


I love number 7. His records prove it, but they're sealed!
 
Just curious but are they trying to say that an IQ of 128 is a bad thing? I can only imagine that he either thinks thats low or its an attack on intellectuals.
 
128 would actually be a very good score.


Not that IQ scores actually matter.
 
I'll be back with a link later, but Garrow is claiming that to distract people from American Spring Obama will announce that we've make contact with extraterrestrials

ETA: http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2014/01/02/garrow-obama-to-claim-contact-with-aliens/

I love this Operation American Spring. It's going to be fun to watch the crazy.

I really like how he insists everything will be done constitutionally. What part of the constitution authorizes a private citizen to appoint a council of elected officials to hold a tribunal over other elected officials?
 
GLP poster #geomagnetic storm# is trying to help astromut explain field rotation with regards to the moon and why it sometimes looks like a section was chopped off. Of course this results in shill accusations against both and when storm says that planet X is a fairy tale the truth comes out!

//And what is your proof? Are you disputing what Sitchin said? You do know that if astronomers fail to catch asteroids like the ones that hit russia and the atlantic ocean that the odds of an unknown planet being in our system are quite high, right?

asteroids increase the odds of invisible planets. attributed to anonymous coward.
 
I'll be back with a link later, but Garrow is claiming that to distract people from American Spring Obama will announce that we've make contact with extraterrestrials

ETA: http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2014/01/02/garrow-obama-to-claim-contact-with-aliens/



...and they'll be using Canadian troops to kill American protesters, because us sneaky Canadians have never sworn an oath to protect the Constitution of the United States!


Goddamnit, I hate it when they catch on to our plans like that! :can:
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one; Pontious Pilate was a golem built out of clay by the 12 year old Jesus in his likeness .

And that's not the crazy part. Apparently there's evidence for the claim hidden in his name (if you transliterate it into Tagolog, from the English transliteration, from the original Greek)...

I said that the clay used by Jesus when He was 12 years old in creating Pontius Pilate is similar to the clay found in the Philippines. The name of the clay is called “pila” used in pottery-making. There is a town in Laguna province in the Philippines named Pila.

In Filipino, Pilate is Pilato. According to the spirit of Ama, Pilato is the contraction of the words “pila” and “ito” (this), thus “this is pila”.
 
I'm sure there's a "piles" joke I can make here, but that would be too scatological.
 
I love the Gish Gallop in the second paragraph. Every conspiracy theorist has to unleash one of those at least once.
 
A stundie in image form: Orly Taitz running victory laps - at least until she realised what the letter actually says...
XuyBli0.png

She subsequently scrubbed it off her website, hence the screengrab.
 
A stundie in image form: Orly Taitz running victory laps - at least until she realised what the letter actually says...
[qimg]http://i.imgur.com/XuyBli0.png[/qimg]
She subsequently scrubbed it off her website, hence the screengrab.
Oh that's brilliant.
 
A stundie in image form: Orly Taitz running victory laps - at least until she realised what the letter actually says...
[qimg]http://i.imgur.com/XuyBli0.png[/qimg]
She subsequently scrubbed it off her website, hence the screengrab.
Winner, winner, winner!
:D
 
It's got to be a description of the image, not the image itself. I'm not sure how we could phrase it.
 

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