Are the crucifixion nails of Jesus in Europe?

[abaddon]

Moules frites would be a good accompaniment to the case of Dom that I found floating down the brook earlier today.

Peace Crusader, are you ever suspicious that Ka Apaz is making stuff up, particularly when some of her stories are so easily disproved, like the giantess Angelina Imden who was supposed to live in England and importing corpses? Or do you believe everything she says without question?

Don't forget she lives 8 hours drive from the nearest town.

 

[Rincewind]

Don't forget she lives 8 hours drive from the nearest town.

Ah yes... I once had a car like that...

(Presumably that joke has already been used? If so, then sorry!)

 

[Agatha]

Don't forget she lives 8 hours drive from the nearest town.

Oh yes, and in a mountain where the postman and BT don't visit! And she must have a passport (since she often smuggles corpses in despite the Border Agency and HMRC's monitoring of the entry points to the UK), yet in acquiring and using it nobody has noticed she's taller than the tallest woman in the UK.

 

[Mojo]

Oh yes, and in a mountain where the postman and BT don't visit! And she must have a passport (since she often smuggles corpses in despite the Border Agency and HMRC's monitoring of the entry points to the UK), yet in acquiring and using it nobody has noticed she's taller than the tallest woman in the UK.

Otherwise OK?[/Basil Fawlty]

 

[pakeha]

In the original text, http://aristean.org/pahayag082.htm , it says San Tiago, or in English, Saint James. Most likely, it is the apostle James, the son of Zebedee and the brother of the apostle John. Saint James might have been to his way to Spain to spread the teachings of Jesus. Paris is between Israel and Spain.

Pontius Pilate is a contemporary of Jesus and might have died during the first century AD.

Thanks, PC.
I'd question that story because Paris isn't between Spain and Judea.
I haven't seen any legend about st James ever having been in Paris.

We've gone over just how garbled that devotional text is, even to misrendering the saint's name Santiago.

There are more errors, in your time line.you know.
The dates for Tiberius Ceasar's reign are wrong, as are the dates for the governorship of Pontius Pilate.

It's easy to make a nail float: A nail, two scoops of vanilla ice cream and 7-up.
Although, to make it easier to swallow, I suppose it should be made with more Dom.
More Dom, please!

Once I've posted this, I'll send off cases of Dom as needed.

 

[HighRiser]

I've nothing against Dom, but shouldn't a Nail Float be vanilla ice cream, club soda, scotch, and Drambui?

Now that I've typed it, I would actually like to try it. I have no ice cream, though. Diabetes is a bother.

 

[Elizabeth I]

A group of Jewish political agitators threw the body of a Roman procurator into the sea???

I'll tell you what that would have intensified, PeaceCrusader, and it wouldn't have had anything to do with the bloody weather.

It would have meant WW I started about 1,881 years ahead of time, making the one that didn't happen in 2012 actually WW IV.

Once I've posted this, I'll send off cases of Dom as needed.

Could you be sure some of that makes it into the Gulf of Mexico, then up the San Antonio River? ¡Gracias!

 

[Belz...]

The nail that floated in the sea is found in http://aristean.org/pahayag082.htm in the original Filipino text. The transcription came from tape k15b, 13:32-15:16.

That nail that floated went to Paris, France is called Clavo Santo or Holy Nail. When Pontius Pilate died and was to be buried, the storm, earthquake, and flooding did not stop. What the Pharisees did was threw the corpse of Pontius Pilate into the sea but the storm, earthquake, and flooding even became intense. What they did was threw one of the nails into the sea and the weather calmed down. The nail floated to Paris and was found by Saint James. There, it was praised because there is no nail that can float.

You do have evidence that these natural disasters actually occured, right ? And the zombie uprising, too ?

 

[PeaceCrusader]

And nobody noticed that he was made out of clay?
Also makes your claims about him dying and leaving a corpse rather a large contradiction, doesn't it?

All of us are just made of clay, like Pontius Pilate. Genesis 2:7 states: “And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” What God did to this that He formed out of the dust of the ground or clay is breathed into his nostrils the breath of life. Soil is inanimate, lifeless. It moves only once God breathes the breath of life into it. Because Jesus is God, when He formed Pontius Pilate when He was twelve, He breathed into the clay that he formed.

I first learned golem from pakeha. World Book Dictionary defines golem as “(in Jewish legend) an artificially constructed human being given life by magic rites.” How did this become a Jewish legend? When did this legend start? And then, this revelation of the spirit of Ama that Jesus created Pontius Pilate when He was twelve years old. That is why Ama revealed that people were asking, who was crucified: Jesus or Pontius Pilate? Because they looked exactly the same. Another thing that Ama revealed is that who can judge God? Didn’t Pontius Pilate give the verdict that Jesus was to be crucified?

 

[Agatha]

Otherwise OK?[/Basil Fawlty]

Are you suggesting that one or more participants in this thread has a couple of dead pigeons in the water tank?

 

[AdMan]

And then, this revelation of the spirit of Ama that Jesus created Pontius Pilate when He was twelve years old. That is why Ama revealed that people were asking, who was crucified: Jesus or Pontius Pilate? Because they looked exactly the same. Another thing that Ama revealed is that who can judge God? Didn’t Pontius Pilate give the verdict that Jesus was to be crucified?

The old hag pulled that "revelation" out of her nether regions, and was probably confused herself about her own story.

It's all patently nonsense.

 

[PeaceCrusader]

Merry Christmas, PC! Welcome back!

Merry Christmas to you too, HighRiser! I hope you had a good one. As Ama said, let us make it every day be Christmas Day.

And thanks for welcoming me back. Here is my reply to halleyscomet sometime this month:
Yes, I was suspended by a JREF Forum Admin on 2013-01-31 for one month and was on probation for three months to end 2013-06-02. The suspension and the probation have ended.

I am still defending AMA. If He prophesies something, most likely, that will happen. When? I do not know. Like the start of a war that will start from the Philippines, from Spratly Islands, itself. When He mentioned this on 1986-06-13, Spratly Islands was not in the news yet. Now, it is possible that it will become the powder keg of World War III.

2014 maybe the year when this war starts. He said that it will be in the middle of the year on a Wednesday. The middle of the year, if by quarter, are the second and third quarters of the year from 04-01 to 09-30; if by month, are June and July from 06-01 to 07-31; and if by day, it is on 07-02 on a common year and on 07-01 on a leap year. The following are the middle of the year by day which is a Wednesday: 2014-07-02, 2020-07-01, 2025-07-02, 2042-07-02, 2048-07-01, 2053-07-02. So, next year, on 2014-07-02, WWIII may start. He said that the years will run swiftly because of the hardship of life.

 

[Craig B]

And then, this revelation of the spirit of Ama that Jesus created Pontius Pilate when He was twelve years old. That is why Ama revealed that people were asking, who was crucified: Jesus or Pontius Pilate? Because they looked exactly the same. Another thing that Ama revealed is that who can judge God? Didn’t Pontius Pilate give the verdict that Jesus was to be crucified?

Didn't anyone notice this identical appearance? So maybe they crucified Pilate by mistake? Did Jesus then go on to govern Judaea for six years until he was dismissed and summoned to Rome to stand trial for maltreating some Samaritans. Then his unburied body was thrown into the sea by Pharisees? Meanwhile the person who was resurrected, rose to Heaven and now sits on God's right hand is in fact Pontius Pilate?

These are very significant revelations!

 

[Astreja]

I am still defending AMA. If He prophesies something, most likely, that will happen.

I doubt that very, very much. Ama Ka Apaz Maria Liwayway Alvaran whistling arias from the Pasiong Mahal while lurking under a bedspread is consistently wrong about, well, everything. World War in July/August 2012? Wrong. London Olympics to be cancelled? Also wrong. What prediction has she ever gotten right?

 

[pakeha]

...Could you be sure some of that [Dom] makes it into the Gulf of Mexico, then up the San Antonio River? ¡Gracias!

No worries, Majesty.

All of us are just made of clay, like Pontius Pilate. Genesis 2:7 states: “And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” What God did to this that He formed out of the dust of the ground or clay is breathed into his nostrils the breath of life. Soil is inanimate, lifeless. It moves only once God breathes the breath of life into it. Because Jesus is God, when He formed Pontius Pilate when He was twelve, He breathed into the clay that he formed.

I first learned golem from pakeha. World Book Dictionary defines golem as “(in Jewish legend) an artificially constructed human being given life by magic rites.” How did this become a Jewish legend? When did this legend start? And then, this revelation of the spirit of Ama that Jesus created Pontius Pilate when He was twelve years old. That is why Ama revealed that people were asking, who was crucified: Jesus or Pontius Pilate? Because they looked exactly the same. Another thing that Ama revealed is that who can judge God? Didn’t Pontius Pilate give the verdict that Jesus was to be crucified?

I see.
Something along the lines of "Only Nixon can go to China"?

 

[fromdownunder]

2014 maybe the year when this war starts. He said that it will be in the middle of the year on a Wednesday. The middle of the year, if by quarter, are the second and third quarters of the year from 04-01 to 09-30; if by month, are June and July from 06-01 to 07-31; and if by day, it is on 07-02 on a common year and on 07-01 on a leap year. The following are the middle of the year by day which is a Wednesday: 2014-07-02, 2020-07-01, 2025-07-02, 2042-07-02, 2048-07-01, 2053-07-02. So, next year, on 2014-07-02, WWIII may start.

And if WWIII does not start in 2014, you have extended your "prophesy" out until 2053. Since your utter fail about the London Olympics, I am glad that you have at least learned something. You now have posted something so utterly stupid that the rest of us have to hang around for another 40 years to provide more evidence that your ability to be wrong every day of the week.

He said that the years will run swiftly because of the hardship of life.

What "hardship of life"? Seriously, what "hardship of life"? You may have hardship because you are giving your hard earned to a serial liar, but that's not my problem.

Or was it that you purchased all those door stoppers and duct tape, and now do not know what to do with all that stuff, except wait for 40 years?

Keep your own money and don't give it to some fraudulent old lying bitch, and you may find life to be a bit easier to look after yourself.

Norm

 

[Mojo]

You do have evidence that these natural disasters actually occured, right ? And the zombie uprising, too ?

The one in Matthew 28?

 

[Mojo]

All of us are just made of clay, like Pontius Pilate. Genesis 2:7 states: “And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.”

That's just the Bible, which according to you is not a reliable source of information.

 

[Mojo]

2014 maybe the year when this war starts. He said that it will be in the middle of the year on a Wednesday. The middle of the year, if by quarter, are the second and third quarters of the year from 04-01 to 09-30...

You're only giving yourself a 50:50 chance that if a war starts it will be in the middle of the year. If you use the same reasoning but go by halves, you can define "the middle of the year" as being in the first or second half of the year.

 

[Mojo]

Or was it that you purchased all those door stoppers and duct tape, and now do not know what to do with all that stuff, except wait for 40 years?

Don't forget, he's also hoping that WW III will leave 10 women for every man, because the men will be working in cities while the women will be at home.