...I have been a bit obsessed with flaccon1 and have listened to it well over a hundred times, with various EQ settings. I have concluded that it is certainly not English.
It could, to my ear, be German, Dutch, or a Scandinavian language. It is not English, or a romance language. Nor does it sound close to Russian. I would bet good money that a native speaker could understand most of it. I wish someone would. It would probably not help prove any claim, but then again, nothing in this thread does, so this distraction is fair game, I suppose.
Tracey recognizes her own voice, but has so far ignored questions about what languages she speaks.
It's funny how open to interpretation it is. By contrast with you, I have no doubt that everyone except the budgie is speaking English.
This is how it sounds to me;
The female voice, which we are told is flaccon's voice but somehow not flaccon, is the first thing we hear. Right at the start she is finishing a word
"...ay". Possibly
"Okay?". Then from about 1s to about 2.5s she says
"Alpie's (?) getting on fine, don't worry". then repeats at about 3s
"Alpie's getting on fine, dad." and then more emphatically from 7s to the end "
Alpie's getting on fine".
The main male voice utters something, just an
"uh" or similar, just as flaccon says "Alpie" for the first time. Then at about 2.5 seconds he says
"Are there?". Next, at 4s, he says
"OK". From 6s he says something like
"there was that ______ before _____Top Gear, like talking abou...".
There's another male voice, but it's quieter and only manages to break through in a few places. Can't make out words but it sounds more Southeast English compared to the main two who sound sort-of-Birmingham to me. Might just be a voice on the TV.
The budgerigar/parakeet, which I hear but calebprime doesn't, makes his appearance at about 1s, whistling and then just after flaccon says
"don't worry" he chirps loudly, overloading the mic. He chirps again just at 6s.
As I mentioned once before, it was only because I first listened on a tiny speaker (and because I used to have one as a pet) that I inferred it was a budgie. The better the speakers I listen on, the more incomprehensible it sounds.