Bigfoot DNA
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If you're gonna go, go big!
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/dr-melba-ketchum-may-have-discovered.html#moretop
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jerrywayne
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That's MelbaMundo for ya. Always full of surprises.
Sasquatch are human/giant lemur hybrids. Talk about curveball.
WOW!!!
This has finally gone full tilt crazy.
She's either the best troll in history, or one of the craziest people on earth.
Even Sasfooty and Mulder have to be going "hmmm, man.... how do I weasel word my way out of this one?"
Hey Parnassus, are you sure you're gone? Take a lookee heah!
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/dr-melba-ketchum-may-have-discovered.html#moretop
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/listen-to-dr-melba-ketchum-talk-about.html#moretop
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/dr-melba-ketchum-may-have-discovered.html#moretop
http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/listen-to-dr-melba-ketchum-talk-about.html#moretop
Jerrymander
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They'll have to pull the ever popular Galileo card.
Gallileo can't make one of the more isolated regions on the planet magically become connected to Asia and/or N.America, AND happen to somehow make 56 chromosomes mesh with 46 chromosomes!
and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
this is one of the funniest, craziest things I've ever seen in footery. and that's saying something.
and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
this is one of the funniest, craziest things I've ever seen in footery. and that's saying something.
Kilaak Kommander
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Pssst, Melba... April Fools' Day is next month.
idoubtit
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The Sasquatch Genome Project page expired on the 27th. She forgot to renew?
http://twitpic.com/c7vghw
http://twitpic.com/c7vghw
She lost her lemur.
OK, where is that nominate button?
Ah, found it. Good sir you have been nominated. May Gawd have mercy on your soul!!!
AtomicMysteryMonster
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Farewell Parn!
hahaha, thanx man!!!!
LEMURS? REALLY?
I have been telling my non footin interested friends about this (even posted the link on FB) and the unanimous response has been "WTF?"
Mike!
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Been watching too much Star Trek maybe.
What the heck is going on in this drawing? I mean, it looks pissed! But I can't be sure. Is it going to eat the bird, tell it what for, gently release it? Or is it shaking it at something unseen while screaming, "Get off my lawn!" What?
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Could someone please ask Melba how a hybridisation with an animal that only ever lived in Madagascar could possibly fit in with her own mtDNA "findings"?
Madagascar has been isolated for 88 million years. It has never been linked to other land via a land or ice bridge. The only place, therefore, where a hybridisation between humans and lemurs could have occurred is in Madagascar (assuming, for one insane second, that multiple lemurs could ever have impregnated multiple human females, let alone produced fertile off-spring). That would leave the mtDNA as pure African.
However, that is not what MK herself found.
It really is time she shut up, for her own good.
Mike
Madagascar has been isolated for 88 million years. It has never been linked to other land via a land or ice bridge. The only place, therefore, where a hybridisation between humans and lemurs could have occurred is in Madagascar (assuming, for one insane second, that multiple lemurs could ever have impregnated multiple human females, let alone produced fertile off-spring). That would leave the mtDNA as pure African.
However, that is not what MK herself found.
It really is time she shut up, for her own good.
Mike
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