aggle-rithm
Ardent Formulist
My wife has been getting worried lately because her friend has been unloading on her with lots of doomsday prepper rhetoric. Lately, she's become more worried because her friend said that her husband has also attended survival classes with her and has likewise assembled a "bugout bag" so they can be ready to leave at a moment's notice.
This worries Mrs. Agglerithm because, although she recognizes her friend is a little eccentric, she thinks of the husband as being very level-headed and logical. If he's into it, she thinks, there must be something to it.
I asked my wife what exactly it was they were worried about. She said the fear was that Obama was trying to incite nationwide rioting, and once he had that going he was going to declare martial law. From there, he will...I don't know. Take over, I guess.
As a result, the monetary system was going to collapse and there would be food shortages. It was thus a good idea to keep lots of cash available.
To her credit, Mrs. Agglerithm asked her friend a few pointed questions, such as, "Where exactly are you going to go when things to south and you 'bug out'?"
The answer: "Anywhere. Somewhere else. It doesn't matter."
She also asked her what she was going to do about her small clowder of cats. "I'll just take them to the vet and have them euthanized," she was told.
At this point, I had to speak up. "Hold on," I told my wife. "You're saying that there's rioting in the streets, we're under martial law, the economy has collapsed, there's no food...and the vet is still taking appointments?!?"
This led to a productive discussion about what we might legitimately worry about and need to be prepared for. My opinion was that the far likelier danger, for us, was that we would get too old and sick to work. That's the sort of thing we should be prepared for, not an extraordinary level of political unrest that has never actually been seen in this country before (at least, not since the Civil War).
It got me thinking about: Where do you cross the line from reasonable preparedness to outright paranoia? For instance, I thought about what sort of situations might require us to "bug out":
High probability: Fire, tornado.
Lower probability: Plane crash in our FREAKING NEIGHBORHOOD!
Very low probability: Obama declaring himself Emperor.
Also, what sort of things might cause food shortages and economic collapse:
High probability: Running out of oil, extreme drought.
Lower probability: EM pulse knocking out the electric grid for several years.
Extremely low probability: Obama stealing all the money and food and keeping it to himself.
Any thoughts?
This worries Mrs. Agglerithm because, although she recognizes her friend is a little eccentric, she thinks of the husband as being very level-headed and logical. If he's into it, she thinks, there must be something to it.
I asked my wife what exactly it was they were worried about. She said the fear was that Obama was trying to incite nationwide rioting, and once he had that going he was going to declare martial law. From there, he will...I don't know. Take over, I guess.
As a result, the monetary system was going to collapse and there would be food shortages. It was thus a good idea to keep lots of cash available.
To her credit, Mrs. Agglerithm asked her friend a few pointed questions, such as, "Where exactly are you going to go when things to south and you 'bug out'?"
The answer: "Anywhere. Somewhere else. It doesn't matter."
She also asked her what she was going to do about her small clowder of cats. "I'll just take them to the vet and have them euthanized," she was told.
At this point, I had to speak up. "Hold on," I told my wife. "You're saying that there's rioting in the streets, we're under martial law, the economy has collapsed, there's no food...and the vet is still taking appointments?!?"
This led to a productive discussion about what we might legitimately worry about and need to be prepared for. My opinion was that the far likelier danger, for us, was that we would get too old and sick to work. That's the sort of thing we should be prepared for, not an extraordinary level of political unrest that has never actually been seen in this country before (at least, not since the Civil War).
It got me thinking about: Where do you cross the line from reasonable preparedness to outright paranoia? For instance, I thought about what sort of situations might require us to "bug out":
High probability: Fire, tornado.
Lower probability: Plane crash in our FREAKING NEIGHBORHOOD!
Very low probability: Obama declaring himself Emperor.
Also, what sort of things might cause food shortages and economic collapse:
High probability: Running out of oil, extreme drought.
Lower probability: EM pulse knocking out the electric grid for several years.
Extremely low probability: Obama stealing all the money and food and keeping it to himself.
Any thoughts?
