Could someone explain the birds & the bees to the GOP?

[BenBurch]

So there are no idiots in the Democratic party?

A few, but we try to gently suggest they leave.

 

[Unabogie]

So there are no idiots in the Democratic party?

Of course there are. Which explains why Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Donald Trump, Cynthia McKinney, and Dennis Kucinich all led primary polls for a while.

Oh, wait. Only Republicans seemed to support their fringe idiots.

 

[Mike!]

Of course there are. Which explains why Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Donald Trump, Cynthia McKinney, and Dennis Kucinich all led primary polls for a while.

Oh, wait. Only Republicans seemed to support their fringe idiots.

So it's true then, if we send too many Marines to Guam, it'll flip over like a flap-jack?

 

[Ziggurat]

A few, but we try to gently suggest they leave.

And what did the Republican party suggest Akin do?

 

[Tatyana]

Unless you share needles or engage in vampire-ism or a woman who engages in wrong way sex with a carrier, or has open STD sores, it is indeed virtually impossible.

What is 'wrong way' sex? Do you mean anal sex?

ANAL SEX is when a woman, or a man, puts a penis in their rectum, rather than in, in the case of a woman, her VAGINA.



You are really funny.

Seriously, you made me laugh reading your post.

Why am I getting the impression Conservatives have really rubbish sex?

 

[Tricky]

And what did the Republican party suggest Akin do?

Drop out of the race, mostly because he embarrassed them, not because they disagree with the anti-woman bills he supports. And they didn't suggest he leave the party either. "Just lay low for a while, Todd. Our folks have real short memories."

 

[Magyar]

And what did the Republican party suggest Akin do?

Excuses. The only reason they are pissed at akin is because he bluntly said what most think.
There have been plenty of links posted to other quotes of the like including sanatorium who was a legit candidate. Hr202. Pretty much says the same thing Akins Said and is co sponsored by Akins and Ryan. That,s just in more flowery politispeak

 

[Tricky]

Here's a handy flowchart to the biology of the female body, according to conservative male lawmakers.

Good chart. I had no idea Ron "keep the government out of our private lives" Paul was on the loony bus too.

In an interview from Las Vegas on Piers Morgan Tonight, Morgan asked whether as a man with daughters and granddaughters, Rep. Paul (R-TX) thinks that abortion is warranted if a woman has been impregnated by a rapist.
“If it’s an honest rape,” Paul replied, “that individual should go immediately to the emergency room, I would give them a shot of estrogen.” ​

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[Malcolm Kirkpatrick]

A few, but we try to gently suggest they leave.

As many suggested to Akin.
btw...

The Stimulus needed to be about 20% larger to have recovered us by now. But it ended the Second Great Depression early.

How do you derive this 20% figure?

 

[Malcolm Kirkpatrick]

Excuses. The only reason they are pissed at akin is because he bluntly said what most think.

Evidence? Most Republicans believe conception is less likely with rape than with consensual sex? Really? Evidence?

 

[Unabogie]

So it's true then, if we send too many Marines to Guam, it'll flip over like a flap-jack?

When did that guy lead in any presidential polls like Bachmann, Cain, and Trump?

 

[Mike!]

When did that guy lead in any presidential polls like Bachmann, Cain, and Trump?

Well, hopefully, never.

 

[Malcolm Kirkpatrick]

Good chart. I had no idea Ron "keep the government out of our private lives" Paul was on the loony bus too.[/COLOR][/LEFT]

Please explain. Which statement do you call "loony"? Do you contend that "a shot of estrogen" will not induce abortion?

 

[Biscuit]

OH NO! Now the GOP will loose the gay vote!

I would like to hear him say it this way instead,

"Most people realize that stupidity comes from the white male evangelical community. It was one dumb **** saying stupid things, if I recall correctly, and then having other dumb ***** repeat it and add to it. He was a preacher, if I recall."

 

[Tricky]

Please explain. Which statement do you call "loony"? Do you contend that "a shot of estrogen" will not induce abortion?

Um... tell me, what is "Honest rape"?

 

[Ziggurat]

Drop out of the race

In other words, leave.

mostly because he embarrassed them, not because they disagree with the anti-womanabortion bills he supports.

FTFY.

 

[Ziggurat]

Um... tell me, what is "Honest rape"?

Not a fake rape where the woman only later claims that consensual sex was rape.

Do you think that never happens? Because it does.

 

[Biscuit]

Please explain. Which statement do you call "loony"? Do you contend that "a shot of estrogen" will not induce abortion?

I believe he is referring to the "honest rape" part.

ETA: beat me to it.

 

[The Fallen Serpent]

Why am I getting the impression Conservatives have really rubbish sex?

They learn a lot in the private sector to bring home to their wives.

 

[Travis]

Not a fake rape where the woman only later claims that consensual sex was rape.

Do you think that never happens? Because it does.

And why is it important?

Should we just start stoning all women who report rape just in case it really was consensual sex?