Moderated Will the 2012 Olympic Games in London be held?

[sts60]

Wouldn't "Liar" be a snappier handle?

...Yes, Marcus, if the prophecies do not happen, not only will I stop believing in that spirit but also in Ka Apaz.
...If His prophecies of the nuclear world war does not occur on a Wednesday prior to the Opening Ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games in London and its cancellation as a result of this war, I will renounce my belief in Him and in Ka Apaz.

 

[Elizabeth I]

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And down he run.
Hickory, dickory, dock.

As the sun goes down on the last areas of the U.S., meaning that the last day of the Olympics is getting close to being over everywhere) and the Olympic flame is once again quenched (and it looks like there's no place else for those goalposts to go), I'd just like to say thanks to Akhenaten, Blue Sock Monkey, and everybody else who made this thread so entertaining.

Oh, and well done, London and the UK! (Although I was getting a little tired of beach volleyball there towards the end. Actually, from the beginning.)

 

[Avery Dashwood]

Wait, there's another Olympics in 2016? How many more Wednesdays does that give us? This could turn out to be the most repeatedly failed prophesy in the history of religion! And that is saying something.

 

[Astreja]

I am a crusader for peace which can only be obtained through Jesus.

Dead (and probably mythical) rabbis are powerless to do anything, PC. Furthermore, the Jesus described in the Bible is not a man of peace but a warmonger intent on the destruction of billions of people unless they worship according to his narcissistic dictates.

Christianity has had nearly 1700 years to bring peace to the world. It has failed.

And every time Christianity has gained the upper hand in a culture, with no one powerful enough to oppose it, horrible things have transpired.

I've had quite enough of that kind of "peace," thankyouverymuch.

 

[rickps]

More like WarFanboy.

You are correct. WarFanboy is more like it.

 

[rickps]

Actually, my user name is peacecrusader888 with 888 at the end.

Not on this forum.

I am a crusader for peace.

Not on this forum.

The spirit commissioned us to spread the word.

Via the old woman? The one who has a complete spirit change because she fell and got up? The one who doesn't fall anymore? (Wily old woman realizes that throwing herself to the floor at her age is a recipe for broken bones.)

 

[AdMan]

Can we move this thread to the humor subforum? It turns out was just a stupid joke that an old crone and fraud played on PeaceCrusader.

Then we have the irony of someone calling himself "PeaceCrusader" who was desperately hoping for the death of two-thirds of mankind through war.

That maybe is not quite as funny. Just sad.

 

[MG1962]

So I guess the prediction was for special olympics

 

[George 152]

So I guess the prediction was for special olympics

Not quite.
The claim came from some-one who is mentally unfit for the Paralympics but his mummy thinks he's special

 

[MG1962]

Not quite.
The claim came from some-one who is mentally unfit for the Paralympics but his mummy thinks he's special

Just throwing him a life line lol

 

[blue sock monkey]

So I guess the prediction was for special olympics

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad MG1962. No biscuit!

 

[AdMan]

Just throwing him a life line lol

Sadly, he won't get the humor.

 

[AttorneyTom]

Sadly, he won't get the humor.

Yeah.. but he sure got the attention. What is interesting to me is that this Thread exploded ! Obviously a crackpot one.. but it got so much attention.

 

[Astreja]

Well, PC clearly said "Yes, Marcus, if the prophecies do not happen, not only will I stop believing in that spirit but also in Ka Apaz."

Personally, I think PC *should* stop believing in his prophesy-challenged "spirit" and in Ka Apaz, effective immediately...

...Uh, point of order: Is it against the Membership Agreement to supernaturally smite a JREF member?

 

[AdMan]

Well, PC clearly said "Yes, Marcus, if the prophecies do not happen, not only will I stop believing in that spirit but also in Ka Apaz."

Yes, and PeaceCrusader has shown himself to be a liar.

 

[SezMe]

Yeah.. but he sure got the attention. What is interesting to me is that this Thread exploded ! Obviously a crackpot one.. but it got so much attention.

I, for one, hung around for the great humor and repartee. PC himself became rather boring after the first cataclysmic Wednesday passed uneventfully.

ETA: Oh, and the numbers. Can't forget the numbers.

 

[xtifr]

The Fifth Elephant.

OK, PC's flawed prophecies and blatant lies aside, I would like to point out that the other people in this thread who predicted that the Spice Girls reunion would actually trigger WWIII have now been proven wrong as well.

(My theory is that the appearance of Eric Idle a few minutes later defused any hostilities that might have started.)

 

[abaddon]

He's doing it! He's doing it! He has to be pulling our collective legs, surely.

Holey jebus in a hand cart. Did not someone up thread prophecy this? That PC would move the goalposts to the "other" Olympics?

Pulling our legs?? He has been doing that all the way. Two more weeks to the next goalpost shift

 

[Finn McR]

Why?

I type this as of about 02:35 on 13 August....

WHY is this thread still active?? The London 2012 Olympic games have happened. Can't someone delete this BS??

 

[abaddon]

Two words: The Paralympics.......,

And so it came to pass.

Honestly, I did not think the malarkey had any more legs, but go figure.

Me wrong, yu right.