FYI, I have a tape recording of Ka Apaz speaking in a language that is unkown to her, what I, and others, believe to be the language in Heaven.
Sing a song of sixpence
I would not be surprised if in a couple of days, instead feeling "devastated" because most of his own species was not killed in a nuclear war (what would mean he's got no free estate, 10 women, etc.), PC states that he's feeling fantastic, because his efforts throught the www saved the world from the loving god's wrath.
I had expected it, but he's not making any efforts to intercede on humanity's behalf, he concentrating his efforts on seeking out any crumb of bad news that might still offer a glimmer of hope that he was right in his prediction. He still wants most people to die in a war, just so he can say he told us so.
Wait wait wait. NOW I understand the prophecy.Maybe what he means is the completion of the whole 2012 Olympic Games. If so, the Wednesdays in it are 08-01 and 08-08. Today is already 08-04. The first has come and gone. No war. So we are just left with 08-08. 88. It is just like the number of Jesus, 888, without one of the eights. Maybe that is for the Holy Spirit.
Let's have more squirrels!
Wait wait wait. NOW I understand the prophecy.
The first ever Chicago Cubs (that's baseball, for all you furriners) night game was scheduled for 8/8/88. The game was rained out after three innnings. (That's one-third of a normal game, or "the middle" in Holy Spirit math.) Clearly the Spirit favors day baseball, but wait, there's more.
The Chicago Cubs have been in ten World Series, and won two. The winning team in the World Series is traditionally awarded rings. Ten divided by two is five, even in Holy Spirit math, and what else is there five of? That's right, Olympic rings.
The Cubs last played in the World Series in 1945. And what else happened in 1945? World War II ended, in large part because the US dropped two bombs on Japan. Japan is on the Pacific Rim. And Fat Man and Little Boy were nuclear weapons. And this happened in August of 1945! The middle of the year!
Clearly the prophecy is speaking directly to the fate of the Chicago Cubs, and their hopes for a championship in my lifetime. The Spirit said, "It will not happen." And looking at the standings this year, that prophecy is coming 100% true. Glory be to the Holy Spirit, as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end!
This is easy and fun. I'm going to start posting my theories and see how long a thread I can start.
It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips you bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
I fear that we'll be doing the Time Warp, again forever. After 8/8 (ooh, 88 - we all know what that means, right? er... right? Seriously,... someone here speaks ET Corn Gods language and can tell me?), there will be 15/8, then 22/8 and 29/8, and that's just August... then there's September and October... and on into 2013, 14, 15,...
PC just wants to see his vengeful sadistic God kill four billion people (in the name of Peace and Love, of course) and will keep at it until it transpires (or he expires), I think.
I soooo expected the punchline to be that the Aussie squirrel would end up 10 bodylengths behind.
....FYI, I have a tape recording of Ka Apaz speaking in a language that is unkown to her, what I, and others, believe to be the language in Heaven.
True dat.The Cubs' fate, however, is far beyond my frail powers.
Granted, but it has the advantage of being correct. As opposed to PC's interpretation.The Spirit prophesizing that the Cubs won't be winning the World Series hardly counts as something that everyone in the world doesn't already know, however...
I'm a skyscraper wean, and I live on the nineteenth flair
I like this new game. From every one of PC's news sources saying nuclear war has not broken out over the Spratley Islands, there are of course their reports saying the Olympic games are progressing as normal exactly like he said they wouldn't.
Here are a few more of them <snip>
All saying PC is following a false prophet.