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Moderated Will the 2012 Olympic Games in London be held?

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Jack by the hedge said:
You think that of all the languages there have ever been in the history of the human race, the 'spirit' chooses Filipino simply because Ka Apaz speaks Filipino?
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Back nine of 41 (my first game of golf in about 5 years, the front nine was amusingly awful :)) or if you prefer, 5 and 3 (the margin of our victory in the four ball better ball).

Clearly not God because as any fule kno, God is English :D
 
I was seven of the nine days out of the wonder before you
came; for look here what I found on a palm-tree.

Agatha said:
And three times thrice is nine (More Shakespeare)
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Can't have enough! :)

I know I'll regret asking this, but what preparations do you think dafydd, in Belgium, should make? Or any of us, in various places around the world?
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Perhaps we should all just duck?

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Some years ago Sir Patrick Moore went to a meeting of The Raelian Society (If I remember it correctly) where one of the leaders of the Society was going to answer any question in any language (he was channeling via telepathy one of the leading alien entities of the Protectors of the Earth who were all so wise, of course, could speak all the tongues of the world).
Sir Patrick stood up & asked a question in Norwegian - stunned silence.
He repeated the question in French - same response.
He repeated the question in English & got an answer this time.
It appears that the Protectors of the Earth knew all the languages of the world - except Norwegian & French.



The above is not about the above story, but it should give you some idea of how/what some people believe.
 
rickps said:
Fantastic stuff from your athletes. It's just a pity they're doing it during World War III in an Olympics that hasn't started. :D
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Yup. When the real Olympics start I expect to see Australia doing well.
It's probably the radiation leaking through the draft excluders and gaffer tape that's creating the illusion :)
 
Lensman said:


The above is not about the above story, but it should give you some idea of how/what some people believe.
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Given that he wrote the 'alien' languages so fast, I think I'd have followed up by asking the guy to repeat what he wrote for each language on a fresh sheet of paper, and then compare with the first efforts.
 
Lensman said:
Some years ago Sir Patrick Moore went to a meeting of The Raelian Society (If I remember it correctly) where one of the leaders of the Society was going to answer any question in any language (he was channeling via telepathy one of the leading alien entities of the Protectors of the Earth who were all so wise, of course, could speak all the tongues of the world).
Sir Patrick stood up & asked a question in Norwegian - stunned silence.
He repeated the question in French - same response.
He repeated the question in English & got an answer this time.
It appears that the Protectors of the Earth knew all the languages of the world - except Norwegian & French.



The above is not about the above story, but it should give you some idea of how/what some people believe.
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At least he put some effort into it with his gibberish. Unlike some people...

 
dlorde said:
Given that he wrote the 'alien' languages so fast, I think I'd have followed up by asking the guy to repeat what he wrote for each language on a fresh sheet of paper, and then compare with the first efforts.
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Sure you would. And that squeaky noise you would hear? That would be the wingnut furiously backpedalling. :D

Seriously, though, I can't help wondering whatever happened to that nutbar. Anyone know?

(And no, not Patrick Moore, the other wingnut)
 
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The above number being the proof that Usain Bolt can't be prevented from being a wonderful sprinter by the ramblings of some 2-bit actress in the Phillipines.
 
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

abaddon said:
We all know this without you posting it. Why you persist is beyond comprehension.
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But I like the new dating system. I'm going to use it on all my Forum posts in future.

(At least the Verdana font went away. We must sustain ourselves on miniscule victories such as that.)
 
blue sock monkey said:
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia,
Lydia, the queen of tattoo!
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz
With a view of Niagara that nobody has,
And on a clear day, you can see Alcatraz--
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

(Wait--that's not from Shakespeare, it's Groucho Marx. My bad.)




To Hades with your old ladies!


Instead, let's cheer on those awesome Olympic cyclists:

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Disclosure: I confess that I actually drew this cartoon last year for my friends at StripGenerator. But don't think of it as a rerun--it's more like a revival.
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Like this revival?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU
 
PeaceCrusader said:
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I repeat, what is the difference between you who are alive and one who is dead? I know that you are intelligent enough to know the difference. It is just logical.
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Well when you're dead this happens:



The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,

They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes,

Crawls in your stomach and out your eye
 
tsig said:
Well when you're dead this happens:



The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,

They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes,

Crawls in your stomach and out your eye
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Now the chorus! Altogether!

Wo ho ho ho

Where will we be in a hundred years from now?
 
Such a lot of amazing coincidences. The Spirit just happens to prefer Philippino. And wouldn't you know it, The Philippines just happen to be not only the richest country in the world, but the focus of armageddon. The irony meter just doesn't cut it , we really need a gullibility meter, there is something for you to work on, blue sock monkey.
 
One fish, two fish...

tsig said:
Like this revival?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU
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Best squirrel music video EVAH! :j1:


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Marcus said:
The irony meter just doesn't cut it , we really need a gullibility meter, there is something for you to work on, blue sock monkey.
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To my sorrow, my fellow artists at StripGenerator will tell you--with honesty--that I am not much of a hand at "mecha," as we call weird machines there. Best pop on over to Honest Akhmed's for the very finest in skeptical electronics.
 
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tsig said:
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,

The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,

They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes,

Crawls in your stomach and out your eye
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Oh, wow, nostalgia bomb
 
PeaceCrusader said:
You may call the language Filipino as “a relatively minor language”. Is 22,000,000 native speakers a minor language?
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Yes.

I have said that the teaching of the kingdom of God has been relegated from the Jews to the Filipinos. Jesus Himself said in Matthew 21:42-44 that it will be given to a nation “bringing forth the fruits thereof” (http://aristean.org/wp085.htm titled “Taken from the Jews”).
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How does this indicate a transfer from the Jews to the Filipinos - a population unknown and not described anywhere in the Bible. Not to mention majority Muslim for a large part of its existence? Of course it explains much of your insistence against facts that the Philippines are a world economic powerhouse.

Why does the spirit speak only in Filipino? Because the woman Ka Apaz is a native Filipino. I think the spirit can understand all languages, both living and dead languages.
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Which makes it all the more odd the Spirit speaks only in the single language Ka Apaz knows. I'd be much more impressed if the Spirit spoke in German, Arabic, Inuit or Basque.

Why do I have to translate the Filipino text to English? So that those who do not understand Filipino may understand what he says in the presently most widely used language in the world, English.
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Yeah, strange that the Spirit didn't simply take the common sense approach of speaking in English to start with and avoid the chance of you making a mistake in translation.

FYI, I have a tape recording of Ka Apaz speaking in a language that is unkown to her, what I, and others, believe to be the language in Heaven.
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Out of curiosity, how do you know the language is "unknown to her?"
 
PC has missed out big time.

He could have explained the failure by saying the messages were attributed to a parallel universe, and in that universe, WWIII did happen, and the Olympic Games 2012 did not take place.

In yet another universe, the Olympic Games did take place, and Australia did get more than one gold medal.
 
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