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blue sock monkey
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One singular sensation
That's a beauty! <stifles envy>
What happens when you turn it up to 11?
That's a beauty! <stifles envy>
What happens when you turn it up to 11?
dafydd
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The Little People dance around Stown'enge
rickps
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It's a crisp, cool Wednesday morning here in...awwww, forget it. I'm going back to bed.
Akhenaten, where can I get a splendid machine like that?
Akhenaten, where can I get a splendid machine like that?
Akhenaten
Heretic Pharaoh
Honest Akhmed's Used Camels and Electronic Equipment
Karnak - Amarna - Heliopolis
"Guranteed not to rip, rust, tear, bust, boil or bubble over"
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blue sock monkey
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Hamlet, Act V, scene ii
I love 'splosions--I'm racing over to Honest Akhmed's right now!
But first, a cartoon for this thread's Shakespeare lovers:
The rest is silence.
It does this:
I love 'splosions--I'm racing over to Honest Akhmed's right now!
But first, a cartoon for this thread's Shakespeare lovers:
The rest is silence.
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Akhenaten
Heretic Pharaoh
Romeo and Juliet - Act 1, Scene 1
What! drawn, and talk of peace?
I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all Rodentia, and thee.
Have at thee, squirrel!
What! drawn, and talk of peace?
I hate the word,
As I hate hell, all Rodentia, and thee.
Have at thee, squirrel!
blue sock monkey
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blue sock monkey
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Singularly apropos.
Now please sing Suo Gan to make the nukular squirrels sleep peacefully through yet another Wednesday!
dafydd
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Singularly apropos.
Now please sing Suo Gan to make the nukular squirrels sleep peacefully through yet another Wednesday!
I could play it for you, but you wouldn't want to hear me sing it.
Looks like it needs more cowbell.
Foolmewunz
Grammar Resistance Leader, TLA Dictator
PeaceCrusader,
You're dodging the very direct questions that Pakeha repeated for you.
1. How do you account for the fact that Teh Spirit confirmed your life dates for Jesus, and has him dying 27 years BEFORE Pontius Pilate arrived in Judea? Do you not get it? Pilate was there. There are far too many points of corroboration in the histories and even in contemporary Jewish sources. Plus, there is archaelogical evidence as to his years as Prefect. All of those sources DO NOT use the Jewish dates you're trying to hide behind. And besides, it doesn't matter which counting system you use, you put Jesus' death before the arrival in the area of one of the chief protagonists in The Greatest Story Ever Told.
Either your bible lies (as do the texts from contemporary Jewish records and the stele (or whatever it was) with his record on it), or you have discovered a two thousand year old rip in the space-time continuum. For all its religious mumbo-jumbo, the Bible is fairly good as a history. Luke clearly noted the years of service of both Pilate and Antipas(Herod). Are you, the crone, and Teh Holy Spirit rewriting the NT?
Ask the crone: "Was Pontius Pilate the party who condemned Jesus to die?"
Predicted response: "Mmmph."
Ask the crone: "This means it must've been after 26 CE (AD for you religious types)?"
Predicted response: "All signs point to yes."
So which was it? Some whack-a-doodle on the internet, with astrology, numerology, the I-Ching, and probably some Time Cube throw in, has accurately recast the years of Jesus' life and come up with a timeframe that no one else has ever agreed with.
Or are you just wrong and your crone is playing you like a cheap fiddle?
2. How does your Spirit (or the crone through whom He speaks) justify the naming of a princess in Egypt WHO NEVER EXISTED? The Egyptians left copious records, and just like the records that contradict your findings on the years of Jesus' life, those records show that either you, the crone, or Teh Holy Spirit are just plain making **** up.
Hokulele asked you Part II of both these questions: Has your old lady EVER disagreed with what you load into a question? It appears that you're just a mopish doom-and-gloom guy, and she just feeds you what you want to hear. Do you have any tapes of any audiences with anyone else? I'll bet that the guy comes to her looking for answers about the cure for Alzheimer's gets much the same sort of meaningless but apparently encouraging responses. That would appear to be her shtick.
It is Wednesday.... yet again. How's that "end of the world" thing going?
You're dodging the very direct questions that Pakeha repeated for you.
1. How do you account for the fact that Teh Spirit confirmed your life dates for Jesus, and has him dying 27 years BEFORE Pontius Pilate arrived in Judea? Do you not get it? Pilate was there. There are far too many points of corroboration in the histories and even in contemporary Jewish sources. Plus, there is archaelogical evidence as to his years as Prefect. All of those sources DO NOT use the Jewish dates you're trying to hide behind. And besides, it doesn't matter which counting system you use, you put Jesus' death before the arrival in the area of one of the chief protagonists in The Greatest Story Ever Told.
Either your bible lies (as do the texts from contemporary Jewish records and the stele (or whatever it was) with his record on it), or you have discovered a two thousand year old rip in the space-time continuum. For all its religious mumbo-jumbo, the Bible is fairly good as a history. Luke clearly noted the years of service of both Pilate and Antipas(Herod). Are you, the crone, and Teh Holy Spirit rewriting the NT?
Ask the crone: "Was Pontius Pilate the party who condemned Jesus to die?"
Predicted response: "Mmmph."
Ask the crone: "This means it must've been after 26 CE (AD for you religious types)?"
Predicted response: "All signs point to yes."
So which was it? Some whack-a-doodle on the internet, with astrology, numerology, the I-Ching, and probably some Time Cube throw in, has accurately recast the years of Jesus' life and come up with a timeframe that no one else has ever agreed with.
Or are you just wrong and your crone is playing you like a cheap fiddle?
2. How does your Spirit (or the crone through whom He speaks) justify the naming of a princess in Egypt WHO NEVER EXISTED? The Egyptians left copious records, and just like the records that contradict your findings on the years of Jesus' life, those records show that either you, the crone, or Teh Holy Spirit are just plain making **** up.
Hokulele asked you Part II of both these questions: Has your old lady EVER disagreed with what you load into a question? It appears that you're just a mopish doom-and-gloom guy, and she just feeds you what you want to hear. Do you have any tapes of any audiences with anyone else? I'll bet that the guy comes to her looking for answers about the cure for Alzheimer's gets much the same sort of meaningless but apparently encouraging responses. That would appear to be her shtick.
It is Wednesday.... yet again. How's that "end of the world" thing going?
rickps
Thinker
I don't know why everyone is worried about this shifting of the goal-posts. With this guy, and Paul Bethke, we can have 2 failed prophecies a week! PC's every Wednesday, and Paul's every Thursday. All for free! Amusing commentary, cartoons and pictures also provided.
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Drs_Res
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The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T
Good question. You should ask it of yourself.
This does not appear to be the case.
Good question. You should ask it of yourself.
This does not appear to be the case.
pakeha
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19. The number of Olympic medals Michael Phelps has won.
By Jove, you're right.
How many Wednesdays are left before we go into official 'goal-shifting'?
By Jove, you're right.
How many Wednesdays are left before we go into official 'goal-shifting'?
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