Moderated Will the 2012 Olympic Games in London be held?

[xtifr]

9 Princes in Amber

For moving the goalposts--no one has done it better than the Church of the Subgenius, when they claimed their prediction had the date upside-down, and the actual date in question was 8661!

I think this approach might be PC's best bet. The London Olympics will actually be canceled by nuclear war in 5105. In fact, if he won't predict it, I will. You all read it here first, folks. Now, the wait.....

 

[The Don]

RS232

It's Wednesday here in Wales and what a glorious day. The Olympic football competition starts today in the Millennium stadium with GB Women against NZ. Although nuclear fusion produced radiation is much in evidence it is only from the bright light in the sky.

Stay safe everyone for the next 30 hours until the final pre-Olympic Wednesday is over

 

[PeaceCrusader]

20120725.1600

At Spratly Islands on the South China Sea, in Beijing, China, and in the Philippines, it is now 2:00pm, 2012-07-25, Wednesday.

It is now 8:00am in London, 2012-07-25, Wednesday.

In New York, it is 2:00am, 2012-07-25, Wednesday.

In Los Angeles, CA, it is 11:00pm, 2012.07-24, Tuesday.

The Holy Spirit said that the world war will occur on a Wednesday and the 2012 Olympic Games in London will not be held. A few more hours before this Wednesday, 2012-07-25, is through. We will wait and see. I have been checking for the latest news on the South China Sea. Remember that nuclear war nowadays may happen at the push of a button.

 

[pakeha]

Symphony No. 45 in F-sharp minor

...No, cat hair has long been known as an excellent absorber of all those messy gamma rays. Maybe you could shave your cats and stick even more hair to everything.

Speaking of armed conflicts, the Spratly Island dispute inspired a Tom Clancy novel: SSN_novel^WP
I read about it here:
http://militaryanalysis.blogspot.com.es/2012/07/scarborough-fair.html

 

[fromdownunder]

I have been checking for the latest news on the South China Sea. Remember that nuclear war nowadays may happen at the push of a button.

101 Dalmations.

You really want this to happen don't you? I am so sorry that you will be disappointed.

Norm

 

[Hokulele]

... Remember that nuclear war nowadays may happen at the push of a button.

What? You have been reading too many fiction/adventure novels. Launching a nuclear strike certainly takes much more than a push of a button. Unlike you, most nations with nuclear capabilities are well aware of the consequences of such an action, and do everything to ensure a launch is a difficult thing to engage.

 

[timhau]

9.58 (Usain Bolt, Berlin 2009)

Remember that nuclear war nowadays may happen at the push of a button.

Yes, and if someone in the South China Sea says "I didn't expect 200 million Chinese soldiers", they'll appear out of nowhere saying "HA! Nobody expects 200 million Chinese soldiers!"

 

[Akhenaten]

20120725.1600

At Spratly Islands on the South China Sea, in Beijing, China, and in the Philippines, it is now 2:00pm, 2012-07-25, Wednesday.

It is now 8:00am in London, 2012-07-25, Wednesday.

In New York, it is 2:00am, 2012-07-25, Wednesday.

In Los Angeles, CA, it is 11:00pm, 2012.07-24, Tuesday.

The Holy Spirit said that the world war will occur on a Wednesday and the 2012 Olympic Games in London will not be held. A few more hours before this Wednesday, 2012-07-25, is through. We will wait and see. I have been checking for the latest news on the South China Sea. Remember that nuclear war nowadays may happen at the push of a button.

Three blinded white mice.


It's a good thing that the clever peeps here have made this thread into a fun game because quite frankly your almost-palpable desire for your apocalyptic fantasy to come true is actually quite sickening.

 

[Foolmewunz]

Hello? Hello?

Test... One, Two... Test...

Anyone out there. I'm holed up behind my Safe Puppies^TM dachsund radiation stoppers, But since Teh Spirit told us it was going to happen, I assume the world is now being toasted. Any of you guys dead, yet?

 

[PeaceCrusader]

What? You have been reading too many fiction/adventure novels. Launching a nuclear strike certainly takes much more than a push of a button. Unlike you, most nations with nuclear capabilities are well aware of the consequences of such an action, and do everything to ensure a launch is a difficult thing to engage.

101 Dalmations.

You really want this to happen don't you? I am so sorry that you will be disappointed.

Norm

20120725.1625

@fromdownunder, #2265
@Hokulele, #2266

The Holy Spirit who I believe in said that the war will happen on a Wednesday and that the 2012 Olympic Games will be cancelled. Today, 2012-07-25, is the last Wednesday before the 2012 Olympic Games is officially opened on 07-27. I don’t want these to happen that is why I am sharing to you what I have heard two months ago. It is up to you if you will believe Him or not.

When the Commander-in-Chief instructs to launch a nuclear missile, he just says to the person to launch his. Most likely, the person’s missile is already targeted. He just launches it.

 

[The Don]

20120725.1625

@fromdownunder, #2265
@Hokulele, #2266

The Holy Spirit who I believe in said that the war will happen on a Wednesday and that the 2012 Olympic Games will be cancelled. Today, 2012-07-25, is the last Wednesday before the 2012 Olympic Games is officially opened on 07-27. I don’t want these to happen that is why I am sharing to you what I have heard two months ago. It is up to you if you will believe Him or not.

When the Commander-in-Chief instructs to launch a nuclear missile, he just says to the person to launch his. Most likely, the person’s missile is already targeted. He just launches it.

427 cubic inches


You do realise that the Olympics actually start today, in Cardiff, with the first of the women's football games.

 

[PeaceCrusader]

9.58 (Usain Bolt, Berlin 2009)


Yes, and if someone in the South China Sea says "I didn't expect 200 million Chinese soldiers", they'll appear out of nowhere saying "HA! Nobody expects 200 million Chinese soldiers!"

20120725.1650

@timhau, #2267

Do not expect to see 200 million Chinese soldiers yet. Remember that first, a nuclear exchange, a game of technology. Who would need 200 million soldiers in that game? Later, they will come out to occupy lands. I have told you what the Holy Spirit said that the Philippines will be occupied by the Chinese just like what happened to the country under the Japanese in World War II, though you will not need 200 million Chinese to occupy such a place. There are still other countries to be occupied, like Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, etc.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I don’t want these to happen that is why I am sharing to you what I have heard two months ago.

I'm not understand how the two ideas expressed in the above sentence—"I don’t want these to happen" and "I am sharing to you what I have heard"—are connected in any way...

How is your desire not to have nuclear death rain down upon the planet a motivator for your epic waste of time on this forum, repeatedly telling us that "doom is upon us and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it, so repent"? And why do you persist so close to your deadline? Are you so completely out of touch that you think anyone on this forum could possibly do anything to stop a nuclear holocaust at, almost literally, the last second? (Except for the idea that nothing can be done about it... apparently.)

Get a grip, sir. You may still be drawing breath, but it seems you died a long time ago...

 

[fromdownunder]

20120725.1650

@timhau, #2267

Do not expect to see 200 million Chinese soldiers yet. Remember that first, a nuclear exchange, a game of technology. Who would need 200 million soldiers in that game? Later, they will come out to occupy lands. I have told you what the Holy Spirit said that the Philippines will be occupied by the Chinese just like what happened to the country under the Japanese in World War II, though you will not need 200 million Chinese to occupy such a place. There are still other countries to be occupied, like Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, etc.

Don't you even understand that despite many people explaining the ramifications of a Nuclear War in this thread, that there would not be 200,000,000 Chinese even left alive, and nothing worth while left to occupy?

Norm

 

[Akhenaten]

The eleventh hour.

The Holy Spirit who I believe in said that the war will happen on a Wednesday and that the 2012 Olympic Games will be cancelled. Today, 2012-07-25, is the last Wednesday before the 2012 Olympic Games is officially opened on 07-27.

Really??? And you're only warning us about it just now???

Why didn't you tell us sooner?

I don’t want these to happen that is why I am sharing to you what I have heard two months ago.

And how is your sharing what you've heard going to stop the apocalypse?

It is up to you if you will believe Him or not.

Does it occur to you on any level at all that not a single person here has believed a word you've said since you began this odyssey?

When the Commander-in-Chief instructs to launch a nuclear missile, he just says to the person to launch his. Most likely, the person’s missile is already targeted. He just launches it.

At least that's the way it works in all the movies you've seen, eh?

 

[Stomatopoda]

I'm starting to think that his native language doesn't have sarcasm. Would explain a lot.

 

[Akhenaten]

49th parallel.

Do not expect to see 200 million Chinese soldiers yet.

Whether they're needed as part of the first strike or not they would, during this phase of the operation, need to be somewhere.

Are you able to explain how countries like the US are able to pinpoint the location of small, mobile SAM missile launch platforms using satellites and reconnaissance aircraft but have somehow failed to note the presence of an army that's approximately the size of Indonesia?

Remember that first, a nuclear exchange, a game of technology.

You have a quite annoying habit of repeatedly telling people here to remember stuff that was never known by anyone in the first place, least of all yourself.

Who would need 200 million soldiers in that game?

Isis knows. You're telling this stupid story, remember?

Later, they will come out to occupy lands.

From where? Their secret invisible barracks that will somehow escape the nuclear holocaust that ravages the rest of the planet? Whence they will board the thousands of secret invisible ships that have likewise remained untouched and undetected, ready to transport them hither and yon?

I have told you what the Holy Spirit said that the Philippines will be occupied by the Chinese just like what happened to the country under the Japanese in World War II . . .

What you've predicted is nothing like what happened in WWII.

. . . though you will not need 200 million Chinese to occupy such a place.

You don't say.

There are still other countries to be occupied, like Japan, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, etc.

Just out of curiosity, are you able to identify Europe on a map of the world? Africa?

 

[PeaceCrusader]

49½ hours to prophecy failure.


That prediction does not just say "There will be some wars in 1982". It says the impetus for all countries to begin wars will continue until war (implied global war) breaks out in 1982. That didn't happen, and the 'until' bit seems to have been wrong too, since wars have rumbled on in the same dismal old way since.

20120724.1400

@Jack by the hedge, #2205

The Falklands War between the United Kingdom and Argentina from 1982-04-02 to 1982-06-14 was an inducement for the Argentineans to attack and claim sovereignty over the Falklands, which they call Malvinas. The Falklands are in the South Atlantic, east of Argentina, and historically, Argentina claims that it is its territory since the 19th century.

Similarly, China is claiming sovereignty over the whole South China Sea which includes the Spratly Islands, Paracel Islands, Pratas Islands, Macclesfield Bank, and Scarborough Shoals. Why? Because, the Chinese say that historically, they are theirs. Is there anything we own in this world? We were born naked and we will face God naked.

 

[Akhenaten]

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I'm starting to think that his native language doesn't have sarcasm. Would explain a lot.

Indeed. Although I don't know that it matters much. I'm pretty sure we're all only posting here for each other's amusement and not with any kind of hope of getting through to PC.

 

[Akhenaten]

4' 8½"

The Falklands War between the United Kingdom and Argentina from 1982-04-02 to 1982-06-14 was an inducement for the Argentineans to attack and claim sovereignty over the Falklands, which they call Malvinas.

Congratulations. Exactly 100% backwards.

The Falklands are in the South Atlantic, east of Argentina, and historically, Argentina claims that it is its territory since the 19th century.

Just as well they aren't in the South Atlantic, west of Argentina. The British task force would never have found them.

Similarly, China is claiming sovereignty over the whole South China Sea which includes the Spratly Islands, Paracel Islands, Pratas Islands, Macclesfield Bank, and Scarborough Shoals. Why? Because, the Chinese say that historically, they are theirs.

No, that's not 'similarly' at all.

More to the point, it's got nothing to do with the question you're pretending to answer.

Is there anything we own in this world?

Yes. These 45,000 draught stoppers are all mine. I have the receipts.

We were born naked and we will face God naked.

½ marks.