Howie Felterbush
Bow Tie Daddy
How cool would that be?
Newly Naturalized American #1: "So, where did you get sworn in as an American?"
Newly Naturalized American #2: "Down at the Post Office. How about you?"
Newly Naturalized American #1: "At the ************* White House, baby! We had barbecue and fireworks, lemonade and the goddamn Marine Corps Band!"
Newly Naturalized American #2: *sob* "I'm going back to Latvia."
Newly Naturalized Citizen #1: "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."