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No thermonuclear detonations yet in South Eastern Wales today. I think it's possible that the majority of us may make it through the day.
 
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Open up the pearly gates

Ooook... Tapes. Masking, clear, and duct tapes.

So, how's this gonna work? Peace Crusader will start taping doors and windows and putting the door stoppers after hearing the KABOOOOOMs and seeing the musroom clouds?

Or every Tuesday he wraps the house in masking, clear, and duct tapes and puts the door stoppers in place?

Or he/she is already bunkered since April, ready for Armageddon, safely surrounded by doors stoppers, masking, clear, and duct tapes?

Ooooh! The stupid! It burns!
 
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I was just going to put a big duct tape 'X' on my front door so the Holy Spirit would know to make the KABOOM pass over.

That should work, right?
 
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I was just going to put a big duct tape 'X' on my front door so the Holy Spirit would know to make the KABOOM pass over.

That should work, right?
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Well, yes. According to Teh Great Chinese Seer and Prophet, Kaminono, duck tape is the new lamb's blood. And if history does repeat itself as PeaceCrusader's Spirit seems to be saying, a certain Pharoah better watch out for his hirsute self.
 
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@Jack by the hedge, #950

The difference between a living person and a dead person is the spirit which came from the only true God. The spirit of a living person is still in his physical body whereas the spirit of a dead person has already left his physical body.

The physical body is just soil. It is inanimate and does not move. Genesis 2:7 states, “And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground: and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” So to make this soil that God formed move, He breathed into it, and it became a living soul.

When a person “dies”, this spirit returns to God. Ecclesiastes 12:7 states, “Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.”
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Do you have any proof of this? Please note that quoting the bible does not constitute proof.
 
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Don't forget the door stoppers. After all, you wouldn't want a 100 kiloton blast blowing your door open.
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@SezMe, #975

I think it is called draft stopper and not door stopper. You place this at the bottom of the door to stop draft or cold draft from coming in. Sorry about that.

Some people may not even know what hit them for they will just vaporize, like those that will be hit directly by the nuclear blast.
 
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@SezMe, #975

I think it is called draft stopper and not door stopper. You place this at the bottom of the door to stop draft or cold draft from coming in. Sorry about that.
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Stops drafts, cold drafts and nuclear fallout. Who would have thought?​



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Some people may not even know what hit them for they will just vaporize, like those that will be hit directly by the nuclear blast.
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Surely some nice lace curtains will take care of any vaporisation problems.
 
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[qimg]http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/DraftStopper.jpg[/qimg]
Stops drafts, cold drafts and nuclear fallout. Who would have thought?​






Surely some nice lace curtains will take care of any vaporisation problems.
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To keep PeaceCrusaders world out all you need are shower curtains.
Shower curtains keep drips in their place
 
Akhenaten said:
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http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/DraftStopper.jpg
Stops drafts, cold drafts and nuclear fallout. Who would have thought?​






Surely some nice lace curtains will take care of any vaporisation problems.
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@Akhenaten, #989

Thank you for posting a picture of what I call a draft stopper. Since I live far away from the city center, it is smoke that can enter the house which smells gas and is poisonous. So I have to block it.

Nuclear blast will be detonated at places where there are concentration of people like in cities. And also in military installations. You don’t target rural areas, do you?
 
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Locking yourself inside a lead lined fridge is the safest way to survive an atomic explosion. Even if you are at ground zero, and the fridge gets blown hundreds of metres away by the force of the blast, you will emerge without so much as a broken finger nail.

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You don’t target rural areas, do you?
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You mean the areas that produce the food for all the people you are trying to kill? No, why ever would you even think of something like that, especially if your weapons have magic half-lives.




ps PeaceCrusader, don't forget to paint everything white, it reflects the blast you know.
 
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Today is Wednesday, 2012-07-04. It is the second of four Wednesdays that is within 06-21 and 07-21. The Holy Spirit said Wednesday. My guess is 07-04 in the US because it is its Independence Day and is a public holiday.

From the book “The Asian Mind Game” by Chin-ning Chu, she mentioned on page 46 to attack the opponent when it is least prepared or expects it. Since it will be a public holiday in the US, obviously, most workers will not be in their positions. This may be the best time to surprise attack the US.

But where is Vietnam? I know that it will play a role also in the world conflict.
 
PeaceCrusader said:
Since it will be a public holiday in the US, obviously, most workers will not be in their positions. This may be the best time to surprise attack the US.
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Yes, because everyone knows that all defence forces get the day off on public holidays.

Apart from that, have you decided what kind of attack yet, because you do seem to change your mind a lot.


But where is Vietnam? I know that it will play a role also in the world conflict.
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Hasn't the one-true-holy-spirittm told you? That seems awfully remiss of it.
 
PeaceCrusader said:
Today is Wednesday, 2012-07-04. It is the second of four Wednesdays that is within 06-21 and 07-21. The Holy Spirit said Wednesday. My guess is 07-04 in the US because it is its Independence Day and is a public holiday.
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3rd down and 6 yards to go.

But PeaceCrusader, the 4th is the day more fireworks are ready to be fired off than any other day. If it comes to nukes vs. USA fireworks stock, I'll take the latter.
 
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I'll take the 704th Firework Division over the Chinese any day, 17 000 shirtless men with mullets in sawn-off denims should put the fear of something into them.
 
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