The key is to always act on the last thing I say not the first.
But some of us don't want to wait for your dying words, and it wouldn't be nice to artificially advance that particular event and it's illegal in most places anyway. And we weren't there to hear you first say "mama" and "dada". So, we're just going to have to work off the words you say in the middle.
Now for the Stundie nomination:
In the Apollo "hoax" thread, FatFreddy88, who believes that Apollo was a hoax, said about a challenge to his claim that people who disagree with him don't actually believe what they're saying:
... I don't think many of the viewers are fooled.
In other words, he says the people arguing with him are deliberately lying when they say they believe Apollo happened - he apparently can't even entertain the idea that they might simply be wrong - but that there is a silent majority that
does agree with him that Apollo was a fake.
Well, that's a testable claim. So I started
a poll and invited everyone, both regular hoax thread participants and those who were simply "viewers", to chime in and lend him the support he claimed.
That was a little over a day and a half ago. So far,
209 forum members (including myself) have voted.
Not one single person agrees with FatFreddy88. He hasn't even voted for himself. 32 of the respondents are active participants, so
172 of the respondents are "viewers", who
all think he's wrong.
... I don't think many of the viewers are fooled.
Unfortunately for FatFreddy88, he's
right about that one.
ETA: I keep seeing the image of Elmer Fudd with a shocked look on his smoke-blackened face, clutching the remains of his shotgun, which just blew up on him again.