March Stundie Nominations

I'd like to think it was that damned pesky autocorrect, I really would....
 
BaaBaa said:
"R we really that dumb to believe that this SEA CREATURE is a spurgeon? lol EVOlUTION THEORIST always label a SEA CREATURE or MONSTER as a fish or something...smh bcuz they know if they admit that sea creatures exist it would TOTALLY DESTROY THE (FALSE) EVOLUTION THEORY (big bang) The bible makes it clear that Dinosaurs & sea creatures existed w/ humans. JOB chapter 40 & 41."

Yeah, it's a *SEA CREATURE*, not a spurgeon! Stoopid scientists with their santan inspired 'facts'....
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I have to admit, I half-thought you were sarcastically parodying the posts there. I followed to link to see if what you quoted was the actual post. It was. Spelling and all.
I'm stunned.
Just... wow.
Is it too much to ask for people trying to argue against science to at least learn to use English?
 
Doesn't count since it was a verbal exchange, but I just thought I'd add it for the lulz.

My mother in law has been rather intrusive throughout my wife's pregnancy, today she offered us $3,000 IF we stop with the "show biz" stuff ( I'm an actor, she's a costume designer ) & "get real jobs".
Real job examples included, working in a factory, working in a restaurant, & getting a job at one of Vermont's many dairy farms.

For clarification, I asked "So... you want us to give up what we went to school for, have been doing successfully for several years now, take a rather large pay cut ensuring that we both have to work full time, thus giving us less time to care for our son.... for his benefit?"

Her reply (& stundie-esque example)
"Yes! Its normal work! & I would've thought since you had a child now you wouldn't do something so immature as to say my own words out loud so they would sound stupid!"
 
Cl1mh4224rd said:
I'd say they just got done watching Deep Impact, but given the person's horrible spelling...
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Wasn't Nancy Spurgeon that poor innocent girl murdered by Squid Vicious? Or am I just using this thread as an excuse to show off my expertise in fishy puns?

Compus
 
CompusMentus said:
Wasn't Nancy Spurgeon that poor innocent girl murdered by Squid Vicious? Or am I just using this thread as an excuse to show off my expertise in fishy puns?

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Or maybe they're thinking of Spurgeon's Law: "99% of creationist claims are crap" ?

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P.S. Sturgeon's LawWP
 
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aofl said:
Or maybe they're thinking of Spurgeon's Law: "99% of creationist claims are crap" ?
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P.S. Sturgeon's LawWP
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Careful.

By implication, if you apply Sturgeon's law to all the Creationist output then 10% of it must be classed as "not crap". You may be walking on the broader path my friend.

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BaaBaa said:
"R we really that dumb to believe that this SEA CREATURE is a spurgeon? lol EVOlUTION THEORIST always label a SEA CREATURE or MONSTER as a fish or something...smh bcuz they know if they admit that sea creatures exist it would TOTALLY DESTROY THE (FALSE) EVOLUTION THEORY (big bang) The bible makes it clear that Dinosaurs & sea creatures existed w/ humans. JOB chapter 40 & 41."

Yeah, it's a *SEA CREATURE*, not a spurgeon! Stoopid scientists with their santan inspired 'facts'....
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Santana?
 
Redtail said:
Doesn't count since it was a verbal exchange, but I just thought I'd add it for the lulz.

My mother in law has been rather intrusive throughout my wife's pregnancy, today she offered us $3,000 IF we stop with the "show biz" stuff ( I'm an actor, she's a costume designer ) & "get real jobs".
Real job examples included, working in a factory, working in a restaurant, & getting a job at one of Vermont's many dairy farms.

For clarification, I asked "So... you want us to give up what we went to school for, have been doing successfully for several years now, take a rather large pay cut ensuring that we both have to work full time, thus giving us less time to care for our son.... for his benefit?"

Her reply (& stundie-esque example)
"Yes! Its normal work! & I would've thought since you had a child now you wouldn't do something so immature as to say my own words out loud so they would sound stupid!"
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Your MIL must be related to mine.

I am a firemedic/firefighting instructor, and my MIL asked me years ago to quit my job, and do something else, because it's dangerous.

She said basically the same thing to me!

What's so ironic is my late FIL (Her husband) was........a police officer.
 
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