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If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance that you’re thinking, “WTF is this quantum zen stuff?” The answer is, we don’t know. However, while we can’t tell you what it is, we can tell you a little bit about it.
CQZ is a portal to many esoteric secrets and forbidden truths and extremely specific secrets that are hidden between lines of jokes, underneath thoughtful ideas and scattered throughout the scintillating dialogue. This site is a veritable grab bag of the inner teachings. There are dimensions beyond space and time that can only be accessed through this site
This site is a conduit for powerful energies where you can purchase the primal substance at a reasonable price. This site is as close to the source as you can get on your own.
Your first visit here may be a bit unsettling, but it’s nothing a few bongs hits and a clam bake can’t fix. But you can take solace in knowing that you are not alone, we all felt that way at first
Here you will learn the true nature of things. You will acquire an unparalleled degree of insight that allows you to perceive things with breath taking lucidity. Here, you will learn that if you listen closely, the incoherent ravings of a mad man begin to make sense and that the difference between a wise man and a fool isn’t as great as previously thought
Our philosophy is that if life was meant to be serious, there wouldn’t be any comedians or clowns. If life was meant to be taken lightly, then we would have no need for higher brain functions and we could all be comedians and clowns. We fall somewhere outside the middle on this issue.
We believe that Life is absurd, chaotic and incomprehensible, but at least it’s meaningless.
If you are happy, content and satisfied with your life, and are looking for something with all the answers, don’t come here, because you’ll find out the real truth or at least something close to it. These teachings are not a neatly pre-packaged, spit shined, carry-out box of a religion to-go. We would rather **** with your reality than sing you hymns on Sunday. Just consider these teachings the equivalent to a red chili pepper in a bowl of existential chow mien
While CQZ it is not technically a cult, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference. in our opinion, Life is God’s funniest joke and we are the punch line
We help you to realize that the only thing you know for sure is that you don’t know anything for sure; except maybe your name and your birthday.
You will learn that you can’t change your reality by wishing and hoping/affirming, praying, etc., but you can change your reality enough so you don’t want to pray and affirm any more.
Here you will learn many new things such as:
• the sum of (infinity plus 1)
• why sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers
• that the Buddha made of stone deserves all the bird **** that lands on it
• To Beware of the person who believes in their own sincerity
• That ultimately, the Group is the greatest untruth (in many ways the CQZ is a group, so therefore…)
• Never play fair with a person who doesn’t play fair
• Man needs politicians/religion like a hooker needs a used rubber
People usually come here on a whim not knowing their lives are about to change dramatically. Here, people experience magnetic moments of clarity and insight with enough/plenty of epiphanies to go around and then some. Here you will acquire a heightened awareness of possibilities. This site will definitely **** with your psyche, hopefully in a good way. We only have two rules here: mind your manners and use you new powers for the forces of good. Other than that, as Crowley said, “Do what thou wilt….
On this site, if you do your homework, you can learn the difference between moonshine and pixy dust
This site has even been known to attract packs of wild dogs and jackals that lurk out on the periphery/just outside the periphery. Many politicians regularly come to this site along with men of power, captains of industry, great scientists, wise men and the occasional fool. This is the place where born again Scientologists and disillusioned anarchrists come for answers. Everybody contributes in their own way, even the souls of the damned.
It is rumored that God, and even you know who, will stop by to dispense nuggets of wisdom, usually in the form of pithy bromides. Their words have power and punch but they are always sincere and well intended
This is a thinking man’s forum. It is not for the fickle or faint of heart. This forum is a field of infinite possibilities, but it ain’t no milk run and it ain’t no weenie roast. Here, carefree spontaneity and serious deliberation walk hand-in-hand.
The unspoken subtext of this forum sneaks up behind you in the guise of quick comebacks and snappy retorts and grabs your head by the brain and shakes it hard. This is to get your attention and prepare you for what’s to come. When you’re ready, you are in for a really intense, quick fix of awareness, focus and possibly even enlightenment; but that part’s up to you.
There is a subtext on our forum that you won’t pick up on right away. It hides underneath the gripping plot and solid character development. There are mysteries that shimmer underneath the words. The site is also intentionally riddled with mindless cliques, but that’s part of the test)
Here we respect wisdom and insight and encourage people to freely speak their minds as long as they don’t ramble. Here, everybody is right until they’re wrong.
No liberties are taken here that are not freely given. This site requires no payment, but word-of-mouth advertising is greatly appreciated
None of the information shared on this site will ever be used against you. You can rest assured that we will destroy all the evidence before the warrant is served
By now you’re probably asking yourself if these teachings are serious, satirical or just plain old ********; the simple answer is yes. However, these teachings will put you on an immanent collision course with your own destiny.
However, be advised, this site does not offer a money back guarantee nor does it insure against Acts of God
Disclaimer: This forum does not necessarily cause happiness, but it does help alleviate sadness, which in turn brings us back to happiness.
The Church of Quantum Zenotics
If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance that you’re thinking, “WTF is this quantum zen stuff?” The answer is, we don’t know. However, while we can’t tell you what it is, we can tell you a little bit about it.
CQZ is a portal to many esoteric secrets and forbidden truths and extremely specific secrets that are hidden between lines of jokes, underneath thoughtful ideas and scattered throughout the scintillating dialogue. This site is a veritable grab bag of the inner teachings. There are dimensions beyond space and time that can only be accessed through this site
This site is a conduit for powerful energies where you can purchase the primal substance at a reasonable price. This site is as close to the source as you can get on your own.
Your first visit here may be a bit unsettling, but it’s nothing a few bongs hits and a clam bake can’t fix. But you can take solace in knowing that you are not alone, we all felt that way at first
Here you will learn the true nature of things. You will acquire an unparalleled degree of insight that allows you to perceive things with breath taking lucidity. Here, you will learn that if you listen closely, the incoherent ravings of a mad man begin to make sense and that the difference between a wise man and a fool isn’t as great as previously thought
Our philosophy is that if life was meant to be serious, there wouldn’t be any comedians or clowns. If life was meant to be taken lightly, then we would have no need for higher brain functions and we could all be comedians and clowns. We fall somewhere outside the middle on this issue.
We believe that Life is absurd, chaotic and incomprehensible, but at least it’s meaningless.
If you are happy, content and satisfied with your life, and are looking for something with all the answers, don’t come here, because you’ll find out the real truth or at least something close to it. These teachings are not a neatly pre-packaged, spit shined, carry-out box of a religion to-go. We would rather **** with your reality than sing you hymns on Sunday. Just consider these teachings the equivalent to a red chili pepper in a bowl of existential chow mien
While CQZ it is not technically a cult, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference. in our opinion, Life is God’s funniest joke and we are the punch line
We help you to realize that the only thing you know for sure is that you don’t know anything for sure; except maybe your name and your birthday.
You will learn that you can’t change your reality by wishing and hoping/affirming, praying, etc., but you can change your reality enough so you don’t want to pray and affirm any more.
Here you will learn many new things such as:
• the sum of (infinity plus 1)
• why sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers
• that the Buddha made of stone deserves all the bird **** that lands on it
• To Beware of the person who believes in their own sincerity
• That ultimately, the Group is the greatest untruth (in many ways the CQZ is a group, so therefore…)
• Never play fair with a person who doesn’t play fair
• Man needs politicians/religion like a hooker needs a used rubber
People usually come here on a whim not knowing their lives are about to change dramatically. Here, people experience magnetic moments of clarity and insight with enough/plenty of epiphanies to go around and then some. Here you will acquire a heightened awareness of possibilities. This site will definitely **** with your psyche, hopefully in a good way. We only have two rules here: mind your manners and use you new powers for the forces of good. Other than that, as Crowley said, “Do what thou wilt….
On this site, if you do your homework, you can learn the difference between moonshine and pixy dust
This site has even been known to attract packs of wild dogs and jackals that lurk out on the periphery/just outside the periphery. Many politicians regularly come to this site along with men of power, captains of industry, great scientists, wise men and the occasional fool. This is the place where born again Scientologists and disillusioned anarchrists come for answers. Everybody contributes in their own way, even the souls of the damned.
It is rumored that God, and even you know who, will stop by to dispense nuggets of wisdom, usually in the form of pithy bromides. Their words have power and punch but they are always sincere and well intended
This is a thinking man’s forum. It is not for the fickle or faint of heart. This forum is a field of infinite possibilities, but it ain’t no milk run and it ain’t no weenie roast. Here, carefree spontaneity and serious deliberation walk hand-in-hand.
The unspoken subtext of this forum sneaks up behind you in the guise of quick comebacks and snappy retorts and grabs your head by the brain and shakes it hard. This is to get your attention and prepare you for what’s to come. When you’re ready, you are in for a really intense, quick fix of awareness, focus and possibly even enlightenment; but that part’s up to you.
There is a subtext on our forum that you won’t pick up on right away. It hides underneath the gripping plot and solid character development. There are mysteries that shimmer underneath the words. The site is also intentionally riddled with mindless cliques, but that’s part of the test)
Here we respect wisdom and insight and encourage people to freely speak their minds as long as they don’t ramble. Here, everybody is right until they’re wrong.
No liberties are taken here that are not freely given. This site requires no payment, but word-of-mouth advertising is greatly appreciated
None of the information shared on this site will ever be used against you. You can rest assured that we will destroy all the evidence before the warrant is served
By now you’re probably asking yourself if these teachings are serious, satirical or just plain old ********; the simple answer is yes. However, these teachings will put you on an immanent collision course with your own destiny.
However, be advised, this site does not offer a money back guarantee nor does it insure against Acts of God
Disclaimer: This forum does not necessarily cause happiness, but it does help alleviate sadness, which in turn brings us back to happiness.
