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February Stundie Nominations

Travis

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Yes, February is here. For those with a special someone it is the month of love. For everyone else it is the month of unbearable cruelty and misery sort of like when your aunt Bonnie runs over Pepper your new puppy because she just had to drive down to Tulsa that very day and your mom doesn't care just like how she didn't care when you scored top of your school in a multidisciplinary two day long test where the only thing she could remark on was that you are still only in the 20th percentile in math because scoring in the top 5% in the other areas isn't good enough WHY DID YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ME? YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Oh.......anyways. Here in this thread you will nominate Stundies. What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. I mean really wrong. Usually these are related to conspiracy theories but could also be about general science and logic. Keep them short and sweet if you can. Remember that it has to be the idea that is wrong. And let's keep personal issues out of here.

So go get them and don't forget to provide a link.
 
ergo said:
Considering [Larry Silverstein and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey] wanted new towers anyway, they got the old ones demolished for free, are not accountable for the release of asbestos into the air, and got a massive nest egg for rebuilding.
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A couple meaningless (for the purpose of this nomination) posts later...

cjnewson88 said:
In summery, I see no link, evidence, or even a discussion regarding Larry and the PA wanting "New Towers".
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ergo said:
I guess the building of the new towers is evidence of the fact that he didn't want new towers...?
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Yes, poor ergo is arguing that the rebuilding of the WTC complex after the 9/11 attacks is proof that the towers were deliberately destroyed so that new ones could be built.
 
I guess "zero" isn't exact...

Dogzilla said:
The truth is that I don't know. You don't know. And an exact figure, down to the last man, is unknowable because all the records didn't survive. The only figure we know for certain is that the number of people who died in a gas chamber at Auschwitz is zero.
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And the sad thing is, folks, DZ apparently really doesn't see a contradiction between the first sentences of the para and the last...
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From a commenter over at this Respectful Insolence post about Morgellons (comment #114 - click on poster name for her blog\more of the same);

Delusional parasitosis? How can that be? I have it, and I KNOW I don't have parasites or "body bugs", nor do I have any lesions/sores.

The reason the mainstream medical establishment is presenting Morgellon's as a mental illness is because the truth is it is MANMADE self-assembling, self-replicating nanotech that is literally genetically modifying the entire human species. See the work of Clifford Carnicom, for starters.

The nano particles responsible for Morgellon's are so pervasive in the environment that it would be impossible not to have this in your system. This is the big coverup and this is why they are trying to make us look crazy.

You people who are not sick and are not seeing fibers are only "well" because your bodies are not rejecting this material, which has been found to be made up of cellulose, polyethylene and silicone among other things
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If I'm reading this right, given the source you never know, but it appears that Clayton's proof that Bin Laden had nothing to do with 9/11 is that he was tall.

When the truth is I am am not interested in figuring it out. Or when the truth is it is not in my best interest to figure it out.
al Qaeda - can't find them, can't figure it out

6 ft 6 in bin Laden - for about a decade can't find him, can't figure it out
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So there you have it. Bin Laden tall = innocent.
 
NoahFence said:
So there you have it. Bin Laden tall = innocent.
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Well, Hitler was a midget who walked on paint pots to disguise his disability, and Pol Pot bought his clothes from the toddlers section of the super market.

That Coleman kid from Different Strokes? The real mastermind behind all the worlds evilest events ever.
 
I don't know if Anders Lindman is still eligible for entry given him probably being nothing but an unfunny troll, but this is a pretty astounding piece of stupidity:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7988780&postcount=3020

Anders Lindman said:
Fritz Springmeier said on the Alex Jones show today that Onassis was one of those who planned the JFK assassination and Springmeier has a photo with Jackie Kennedy in relation to Onassis.

The Onassis are a part of the Illuminati top bloodline families! And the Illuminati is into mind control. And Jackie Kennedy looks like acting out of mind control in the Zapruder film!
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Springmeier has a photo of Jackie Kennedy Onassis in relation with Onassis. :boggled:

Clear cut evidence...


... of the fact that Jackie married Onassis.
 
Mongrel said:
From a commenter over at this Respectful Insolence post about Morgellons (comment #114 - click on poster name for her blog\more of the same);
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I don't have delusional parasitosis, I'm just infested by manmade nanobots that no one can see.

Are people with a diagnosed mental illnesses still eligible? Seems par for the course for someone who thinks they have morgellons.
 
uke2se said:
I don't know if Anders Lindman is still eligible for entry given him probably being nothing but an unfunny troll, but this is a pretty astounding piece of stupidity:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7988780&postcount=3020



Springmeier has a photo of Jackie Kennedy Onassis in relation with Onassis. :boggled:

Clear cut evidence...


... of the fact that Jackie married Onassis.
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You mock now, but because Jackie had sat forwards on the seat of JFKs limo, and apparently because blood cant pool over a surface that changes shape when she got out the car, nor could she have tried to clean herself Ander thinks he has PROVEN that blood stains he doesnt think match up must mean jackie was mind controlled to hold jfk over the secret hidden guns in the car!
 
Reactor drone said:
I don't have delusional parasitosis, I'm just infested by manmade nanobots that no one can see.

Are people with a diagnosed mental illnesses still eligible? Seems par for the course for someone who thinks they have morgellons.
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its not delusional if they are real :rolleyes:
 
So much Stundie, it is hard to know where to start.

http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060579286&postcount=1377
Can you prove this secret space program, have you seen it? I was once a believer , in all this moon walking crap. Then i found that there is radiation from the sun, that would kill a person. Second i realized that rocket is centuries old technology and basically is a fancy firecracker. The worst thing that render this as big pile of sheet, is that lunar rover. Why the hell they would take a car on the moon, why they dont take a double decker bus. Hehehe its stupid car on the moon.
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Can you prove this secret space program, have you seen it?
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Apollo Moon Landing: America's Best Kept Secret

Then i found that there is radiation from the sun, that would kill a person
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which is why every person on earth is dead from solar radiation

Second i realized that rocket is centuries old technology and basically is a fancy firecracker.
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basically yes, and the internet is basically a fancy cave drawing

The worst thing that render this as big pile of sheet, is that lunar rover. Why the hell they would take a car on the moon, why they dont take a double decker bus. Hehehe its stupid car on the moon.
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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=7996071#post7996071
Speculative conspiracy theory: Franklin D. Roosevelt was assassinated near the end of World War II to replace him with Harry S. Truman so that the industrial military complex could survive and prosper even after the war by having Truman ushering in the Cold War. Roosevelt would perhaps have refused to go along with the dropping of atom bombs over Japan while Truman maybe knew that the atom bombs were a hoax.
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An amusing bit about the assassination of FDR to keep the faked atomic bombs secret. So much wrong in so few words.
 
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Tomtomkent said:
Well, Hitler was a midget who walked on paint pots to disguise his disability, and Pol Pot bought his clothes from the toddlers section of the super market.

That Coleman kid from Different Strokes? The real mastermind behind all the worlds evilest events ever.
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That evil lil' bastard killed me a couple of times (in Postal 2). I wouldn't put anything past him.
 
After a Judge gets confused at a rambling freeman this guy writes
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060581530&postcount=11
shes a judge, presiding over a court, and she is confused, confounded ...whatever...by a fmotl's questions. lets back up...she presiding over court. she should not be confused by any question pretaining to court. i love it...
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Unfortunately he fails to understand that freeman arguments do not pertain to court as they have absolutely no basis in law. :rolleyes:
 
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