Merged Former Forumite Running For Congress

Why is anyone attributing this to noble goals? He probably figures "Hi, I'm a Congressman" will be more successful than all the pick up lines he has used to date.
 
bookitty said:
I'd watch footage of his campaigning attempts, the comedy potential is enormous!
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Pay people to ask him about dogs. Specifically, what he thinks of people who don't like dogs. The melt down is always fun to watch.

From a distance.



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Delvo said:
He might seem like a fringe candidate to people who know him from JREF, but he could seem more normal to other people who meet him elsewhere, and most voters have never met him at all, whether face-to-face or online.
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You've never met BUZZ0, have you?
 
Spindrift said:
A lab coat? Really? Please tell me it was for a costume event of some kind.
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No. Apparently it had something to do with someone not believing he was a doctor (which he isn't) or worked in a lab or....something. I don't remember the exact bizarre reason. The thing is, I figured he would wear it until he ran into that person, they had a laugh, and he would take it off. But he wore it for two days.
 
The Central Scrutinizer said:
No. Apparently it had something to do with someone not believing he was a doctor (which he isn't) or worked in a lab or....something. I don't remember the exact bizarre reason. The thing is, I figured he would wear it until he ran into that person, they had a laugh, and he would take it off. But he wore it for two days.
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Well that makes sense. :D At least he didn't claim he was an Acapulco cliff diver, he would have walked around in a speedo for two days.
 
Fitter said:
Why is anyone attributing this to noble goals? He probably figures "Hi, I'm a Congressman" will be more successful than all the pick up lines he has used to date.
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He doesn't even have to win. He can use the "Hi, I'm running for Congress" line.

He wouldn't be the first. Jimmy James of "NewsRadio" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112095/ ran for president to pick up chicks. Maybe that's where Dr. Buzz go the idea.
 
Spindrift said:
Well that makes sense. :D At least he didn't claim he was an Acapulco cliff diver, he would have walked around in a speedo for two days.
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Ew.

Thank you for that visual.

I don't suppose you have a sharp, pointy object laying around somewhere? I need to clear that from my head.
 
Roadtoad said:
Ew.

Thank you for that visual.

I don't suppose you have a sharp, pointy object laying around somewhere? I need to clear that from my head.
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The only way to clear that is to envision something else. How about Newt in a three-way with Calista and Marianne?
 
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