Alareth
Philosopher
His smile is... creepy...
Creepy is something he is very good at.
His smile is... creepy...
Oh yeah, he's a P-hound. He was banned almost four years ago for unremitting creepyness. (At least as far as I can tell. I wasn't a mod then.) And while I don't think a person's private sex life should be the principal reason for voting for someone... well... his "ick factor" is too high for my taste.
A subtle hint that he is a follower of the FSM?His favorite food is spaghetti.
He's creeptatsic! One of those guys who thinks the fem hive-mind is artificially resistant and that women will give up some sweet sweet semi-consensual sugar if he can only find the right string of words.
Also, one of those people who describes himself as "A Skeptic" loudly and often but can never, ever, ever be wrong about even minutia.
I'd watch footage of his campaigning attempts, the comedy potential is enormous!
He can be our very own Basil Marceaux.![]()
A subtle hint that he is a follower of the FSM?
I'm comforted to know that my Congressman could also fix my computer. Just sayin'.
Oh yeah, he's a P-hound. He was banned almost four years ago for unremitting creepyness. (At least as far as I can tell. I wasn't a mod then.) And while I don't think a person's private sex life should be the principal reason for voting for someone... well... his "ick factor" is too high for my taste.
He was banned for threatening a DDoS against me (along with unremitting creepiness).
Damn it! I wish I could remember what I said to Dr. Buzzo that made Cleon about fall out of his chair laughing... An aged brain is a sad thing, and all that.
Mozelle reminded me. "Do you want to be?" in response to him saying that he'd never been tased... And it was Mozelle who said that to him, not me. I think that was shortly after he asked her if she wanted to get married while in Vegas.
How does this actually work, from a logistics perspective. I mean, a random person can't just roll up and ask to run for Congress, representing one of the two major parties, can they?
Surely there is some local level politicking and vetting that takes place? Based on how he behaves in public, and with a group of people that are by and large, pretty innocuous, I'm just wondering how the GOP could decide he's the best man to run for this seat?
<whistles a song by Slim Pickens>