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God Created Bigfoot

That picture of Jesus and the Bigfoot is a total fake, a hoax, any skeptic could see it. You all need to hone your critical viewing/thinking skills.

The real Jesus had a halo.
 
It's Bigfoot's secret UFO luftwaffe that ushers in the "rapture" as foretold by Nostradamus and his ice road truckers.

I know this to be a fact.
 
Bigfoot has staying power. I was a bit stunned to see how many bigfoot threads there are here.

More omega wands! More violations of thermodynamics!

(Bigfoot is smelly.)
 
Bigfoot was created in god's own image. (except for the smelly and hairy part)
 
Drewbot said:
Beautiful stuff. I am starting Flyfishing for Lake Monsters. Get leaches on your junk, mosquito bites, and float your hat at the Green Cottage, call out for Jeebus if you find aspirating water painful.
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beware those cougars to, its amazing how they get through customs at the airport from South America, because Gawd knows they're everywhere.....

are they atheist praytell?
 
A few honest to god questions here: Why is it that the "Bigfoot proponents" are seemingly incapable of discussing religion without whipping themselves into a tear-soaked frenzy of arm-flails and hissy fits? Also, why is it that the "powers that be of Bigfootery" shake violently in their jackboots at the mere suggestion of allowing such discourse to take place?

Anybody?
 
Two things come ta mind.

The Bible Belt and Bigfooting are closely related.

Too many footers are just sheepish and hide behind a self made wall.

Tim :)
 
Volsquatch said:
A few honest to god questions here: Why is it that the "Bigfoot proponents" are seemingly incapable of discussing religion without whipping themselves into a tear-soaked frenzy of arm-flails and hissy fits? Also, why is it that the "powers that be of Bigfootery" shake violently in their jackboots at the mere suggestion of allowing such discourse to take place?

Anybody?
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Sounds somewhat amusing. Link?
 
Nephilim DNA if I had to guess, she's on that kick. I still think the Nephilim referred to in the bible was a remnant Neanderthal population still hanging around Israel. The Book of Enoch is probably our mythology/legend of a time when two different species of HS existed at the same time.

Why not work that into bigfoot mythology and as an explanation for a deformed child's ancient skeleton and make a few bucks?
 
I don't understand how Zana is any more off topic than Neanderthals? Anyway Correa, I liked your Flintstone analogy, it was quite funny.

I'll look for the study that dates the Neanderthals further back than 30,000 years ago.

I don't know what a YEC is but I'm pretty sure I'm not one. :-)
 
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Thanks, Jodie, but even if Bam-Bam Rubbleberg were a Neanderthal or half-Neanderthal, I must say I think your Nephelin-Neanderthal connection has no visible means of support.
 
Jodie said:
I don't understand how Zana is any more off topic than Neanderthals? Anyway Correa, I liked your Flintstone analogy, it was quite funny.

I'll look for the study that dates the Neanderthals further back than 30,000 years ago.

I don't know what a YEC is but I'm pretty sure I'm not one. :-)
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Young Earth Creationist
 
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