December Stundie nominations

[tsig]

One can only assume that if he ever finds himself in need he will refuse any form of aid what so ever.

He would never need aid, he's entitled to whatever help he wants though.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Patrick1000 reveals how NASA was able to create such realistic images of a Moon Landing that never happened:

THE ONLY WAY THIS "TRICK" WORKS, THE ONLY WAY A MEASUREMENT TIMES A MAGNIFICATION FACTOR GIVES AN ACCURATE DISTANCE BETWEEN COMMON POINTS ON ANOTHER IMAGE IS IF THOSE TWO IMAGES ARE NOT IN FACT TWO DISTINCT IMAGES, BUT RATHER, THE VERY SAME IMMAGE, PERHAPS MAGNIFIED, PERHAPS ROTATED, PERHAPS PHOTOSHOPPED TO CHANGE COLORS OR TEXTURES OR SHADOWS, BUT THE IMAGES MUST BE, THE IMAGES CAN ONLY BE, THE VERY SAME, BY THE "SAME" I MEAN TAKEN FROM THE EXACT EXACT EXACT SAME VANTAGE POINT ........

As such, with this criteria being fulfilled in spades by the AS-37-5447HR and Lunar Orbiter ll 2085 pair, one may announce to the world, with utter unmitigated metaphysical certainty that AS-37-5447HR WAS NOT A PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN IN JULY OF 1969, BUT RATHER WAS TAKEN IN NOVEMBER OF 1966. AND AT LONG LAST, THE LAST BIT OF WIGGLE ROOM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS EVER SO BOGUS STORY. APOLLO 11 IS NOW SEEN NAKED IN ALL OF ITS FRAUDULENT GLORY AND I HAVE A PICTURE MY FRIENDS, NOT NOT NOT NOT!!!!!! TWO PICTURES, ONE PICTURE, ONE EVER SO SINGLE AND EVER SO BEAUTIFUL PICTURE TO PROVE IT......

 

[Garrison]

Patrick1000 reveals how NASA was able to create such realistic images of a Moon Landing that never happened:

And it still a toss up whether this is the dumbest thing he's said. 'Julian Co-ordinates' and multiplying instead of dividing with the Apollo budget make it a close contest.

 

[twinstead]

From what I can see, we could branch off an entirely new thread to contain the dumbest things Patrick1000 has said.

 

[frenat]

From what I can see, we could branch off an entirely new thread to contain the dumbest things Patrick1000 has said.

Or just rename his current thread.

 

[triforcharity]

Here's a doozie from our resident Truther Ergo.

Hm. Cars flattened into steel pancakes by 110 "collapsing" highrise storeys (according to your theory) nevertheless managing to burn and melt. Enough to form molten pools.

Apparently if you flatten something, it can no longer burn.

He should not try to cook pancakes. Ever.

 

[Robrob]

Apparently the dangers of a debilitating disease are overrated?

If herd immunity that is "natrually" achieved is superior or preferable to herd immunity achieved through vaccinations, how would this natural immunity come about? The only option you've offered so far is to let hundreds of thousands of people suffer and die every year from diseases that can be prevented through inoculation.

In the case of Polio, herd immunity may be acquired naturally, with most infected persons not even feeling sick.

 

[Arus808]

This is not a proper stundie, since it is not a post or a statement; it is simply an act of total stupidity.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsme...aily_runs_aerial_wheres_the_real_birth_ce.php

It seems that the geniuses over at WND decided to fly a banner stating "Where's the Birth Certificate" over an NFL game.

The game was indoors, so none of the football fans watching the game saw it.

'Doh!!!

Indoors and wasn't until 7Pm at night. The pre-game stuff started at 5pm, so at the earliest most people were piling in at 3pm that day for tailgating.

fail in the ultimate fail

 

[Robrob]

The evidence of the conspiracy is reality doesn't need explaining?

As I stated earlier in the thread, I think it's pretty obvious which side is more honest in this "debate". Truthers are far more willing to admit the limits of their arguments than bedunkers are. In fact, 9/11 bedunkers would be far more convincing if they were occasionally able to say, "Yeah, you're right, that doesn't make sense," or "Yes, that's something that hasn't adequately been explained."
But they don't. In addition to concocting outrageous, bizarre theories to explain all the anomalies and breaches of logic in their story, they feel they have to have answers, or at least justifications to EVERYTHING. They have to have it all zipped up. Apparently not realizing that this is always the first clue that they in fact don't have the answers, they don't have it all zipped up, and they're really reaching far beyond where credibility limits them.

This is why I know that nobody here really is a government shill. Their strategy is far too stupid.

 

[Robrob]

I know he's approaching maximum density but:

Oswald, in the role of an double agent provocateur still wears a white hat. It does not necessarily mean he intended to participate in a plot to kill the President. Unlike you, while I may have a strong belief in his innocence as to shooting anybody, I am also open to other scenarios, except for the unlikely scenario of one Lone Nut acting alone. The blow-out wound to the back of the head negates that.

Classic, "I am open to anything except for the historical reality."

 

[Klimax]

I think he should be declared second Stundie and left out for rest of awards.

 

[Horatius]

I think he should be declared second Stundie and left out for rest of awards.

I know there's a "Prey, tell it like it is...." joke in here somewhere.....

 

[Travis]

The "theory" just discards that annoying triviality called humanity.

Criminal behavior is not a part of the theory of Free Market Capitalism. Drug cartels war because they can't use the courts to settle disputes.

 

[Robrob]

"They got better..."

Carney McFly: The fires were almost out Ron and John. Also, name a steel highrise that completely collapsed from fire.

Me: "The fires were almost out..." The damage was already done in the seven hours of uncontrolled inferno. Or do you think buildings "heal?"

Carney McFly: Hmm, damage done. I'm still waiting to see that fires can bring down buildings. And they're no longer soft when not being on fire.

 

[Travis]

Where's that from?

 

[Robrob]

Where's that from?

Facebook conversation. There's actually a number of debunker (and CT nut) pages on FB.

 

[LordXenu]

Christopher Hitchens was part of a conspiracy to form a one world government:
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2011/1...howComment=1324127671199#c7753087494100051435

The goal of the elites is the Trotskyite "continuous revolution" internationally so that the old order will be replaced with world government. The necessary prerequisites for people to be in a continuously rebellious state(Indignants in Europe, OWS etc) are, first, loss of faith in God. Destroy the security that faith provides by keeping the Id in check, and you have in your hands a restless, unstable, potentially rebellious populace (Dostoyevsky and Lenin understood this well in advance). This is the role the so so-called "neo-atheists" are playing for the elites in conditioning the sheeple so that the rejection of God will lead to anxiety and angst that can be manipulated and directed by the melonheads. Now, the worse the living conditions of the populace are, the more likely it is to become rebellious. Hence come the second part of the elite plan, the deliberate impoverishment of the population through an artificially created crisis that through "bailouts" their wealth is transferred to the hands of the elites. The blame on "capitalism" is to divert attention that there is a problem with the whole system, and not a certain cabal that operates within it and is above the rules and the law.

 

[LordXenu]

Conspiracy theorists says, "I can't find any evidence that this thing happened, yet I'm sure it did because I remember it":
http://mindweaponsinragnarok.wordpr...ctive-technology-a-weapon-we-need-to-acquire/

The late Khalid Mohammed, a Farrakhan follower, called White women “an arms factory, and every 9 months, more reinforcements come in.” I couldn’t find the youtube video or the quote, but I remember it clearly.

 

[Gazpacho]

Conspiracy theorists says, "I can't find any evidence that this thing happened, yet I'm sure it did because I remember it":

Bad call on your part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPRX5bJ261U#t=8m5s

 

[drewid]

And it still a toss up whether this is the dumbest thing he's said. 'Julian Co-ordinates' and multiplying instead of dividing with the Apollo budget make it a close contest.

I like his idea that you could photoshop a map sized top down photo of lunar landscape to reorient the shadows.
That's right up there with the old "can you take the guy in front out so we can see the man behind" level of photoshop ignorance. Basically an appeal to magic.